:karl_first
  Karl "<hideName>What the heck is this? A new resident?"
  Player "That's right! I'm <name>, a new farmer on Orange Town."
  Karl "<hideName>Another farmer? Why are you trying to be a farmer in a town like this? You'd have a better life somewhere else."
  Player "<?>I didn't have much of a choice, this is where I managed to get a farm."
  Karl "<hideName>I see. Well, if you're going to be hanging around those parts, let me introduce myself and also give you a warning."
  Karl "My name is Karl, I live near the town's cemetery."
  Player "Oh, that's pretty close to my farm."
  Karl "Yes it is. And that's why I have to warn you. Don't go around making holes near the cemetery, or you may end up inside one of them."
  Player "<sweatdrop>I'll... be careful. I promise."

:karl_default
  Karl "This town has access to the ocean and to large rivers, but we don't see many ships around those parts anymore."

:karl_weekly_sunday
  Karl "A friend of mine used to live around here a long time ago, but I am yet to meet anyone who knew him."

:karl_weekly_monday
  Karl "I don't expect to live in Orange Town for much longer. As soon as I find what I'm looking for I'm out of here."
  Player "And what is it that you're looking for?"
  Karl "Oh, that's a secret."

:karl_weekly_tuesday
  if-variable hour < 16
    Karl "I think today I'm gonna spend the day fishing."
    return
  end

  Karl "The beach looks pretty nice at this time of the day."

:karl_weekly_wednesday
  Karl "Have you been to the beach yet, <name>? I love the smell of the ocean."

:karl_weekly_thursday
  Karl "This little town would be a perfect hiding spot if somewhere were running away from the world."

:karl_weekly_friday
  Karl "Do you have any dirty secrets, <name>? I think everyone does."

:karl_weekly_saturday
  Karl "How's the farm going, <name>? Are you getting sick of it yet?"

