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# These are various texts used in the menus
TALK_ABOUT_LABEL=Talk about...
LOADING_MESSAGE=LOADING...
CLICK_START=Click to start
CLICK_START_GAMEPAD=Click or press a button
START_LABEL=Start
AUTOMATIC_SAVE=Automatic save
SLOT=Slot
PC_TRYIT=Try it?
PC_TRYIT_YES=Go ahead!
PC_TRYIT_NO=No way!
TOPIC_WHATTOSAY=What to say?

DEMO_QUESTION=Buy or continue the demo?
DEMO_VERSION=Demo version
DEMO_STORE_PAGE=Store page
DEMO_CONTINUE_PLAY=Continue playing


MENU_SAVESTATE_ENDING_CONFIRM=Restart from...
MENU_SAVESTATE_ENDING_LASTROOM=The last room
MENU_SAVESTATE_ENDING_CHAPTER1=Chapter 1
CANNOT_SAVE_AUTOMATIC=No! Too dangerous to overwrite!
EMPTY_SLOT=Empty
LOADING=Loading
MENU_SAVESTATE_CORRUPTED_TITLE=This save seems corrupted...
MENU_SAVESTATE_CORRUPTED_LOADBACKUP=Load backup save
MENU_SAVESTATE_CORRUPTED_LOADANYWAY=Load corrupted file anyway
MENU_SAVESTATE_CORRUPTED_DONTLOAD=Do not load

SKIP_CUTSCENE=Skip
SKIP_CUTSCENE_QUESTION=Skip the cutscene?
BUTTON_COOKIES=Cookies
BUTTON_GAMEOVERS=Game Overs
BUTTON_ACHIEVEMENTS=Achievements
BUTTON_EXTRAS=Extras
BUTTON_CREDITS=Credits
MENU=Menu
# Number of cookies or gameovers collected through the game
TOTAL_FOUND=Total found
CHAPTER=Chapter
EXTRA_POINTS=Extra points
MENU_UNLOCK_MUSIC=Unlock this music
MENU_UNLOCK_ARTWORK=Unlock this artwork
MENU_UNLOCK_MINIGAME=Unlock this mini-game
MENU_UNLOCK_NOTENOUGH=Not enough points...
MUSICS=Music
ARTWORKS=Artwork
MINI_GAMES=Mini-games
RESULTS=Results
EV_ENDING_SAY=Say something!
INVENTORY_NOITEM=No item
ACHIEVEMENT=Achievement
ACHIEVEMENT_HIDDEN=Hidden
ACHIEVE_COOKIESHALF=Cookie eater
ACHIEVE_COOKIESALL=Cookie expert
ACHIEVE_DIE10=I love to die
ACHIEVE_GAMEOVERHALF=Experience half of the Game Overs
ACHIEVE_GAMEOVERALL=Experience all of the Game Overs
ACHIEVE_ROTTENTHINGS=I love to eat rotten things
ACHIEVE_COOKIESUSE=Please help!
ACHIEVE_GOTRIDCAROLINE=I hate little girls
ACHIEVE_INSULTPARENTS=Insulting the parents
ACHIEVE_INSULTHOTEL=Insulting the hotel
ACHIEVE_INSULTSTATUE=Insulting the statue
ACHIEVE_NORESPECTPOLICE=No respect for the police
ACHIEVE_FUNFAIR100=Mommy, let's go to the funfair!
ACHIEVE_FUNFAIR1000=Mommy, I wanna stay at the funfair!
ACHIEVE_TROPHYPLATESHOOT=Trophy Plate Shoot
ACHIEVE_TROPHYPETSHOOT=Trophy Pet Shoot
ACHIEVE_TROPHYWORMRACE=Trophy Worm Race
ACHIEVE_TROPHYHORSERACE=Trophy Horse Race
ACHIEVE_BADLUCKWHEEL=Bad luck!
ACHIEVE_CATCHPLUSHIES=Gotta catch'em all
ACHIEVE_TOMB10000=Play on tombs
ACHIEVE_CHAPTER1COMPLETE=Chapter 1 complete
ACHIEVE_CHAPTER2COMPLETE=Chapter 2 complete
ACHIEVE_CHAPTER3COMPLETE=Chapter 3 complete
ACHIEVE_CHAPTER4COMPLETE=Chapter 4 complete
ACHIEVE_CHAPTER5COMPLETE=Chapter 5 complete
ACHIEVE_CHAPTER6COMPLETE=Chapter 6 complete
ACHIEVE_FALLROOF=Oops, I fell
ACHIEVE_IWANNALIVE=I wanna live!
ACHIEVE_BJOLINE=Doctor Frankenstein
ACHIEVE_LICKTHAT=Lick that!
ACHIEVE_REFUSEHENRI=Just die, I don't care
ACHIEVE_WAKEUPHENRI=Will you wake up?!
ACHIEVE_PLANTSORCERER=I thought that would work!
ACHIEVE_MUSEUMFLOODED=Flood the museum ground
ACHIEVE_FORGETFAUCET=Leaving without closing the faucet
ACHIEVE_FUNFAIRCOMPLETE=Funfair complete

ARTWORK_PC01DRAW=Home, Sweet Home!

MINIGAME_MINI01_MIDDLE=Claw machine (Middle)
MINIGAME_MINI01_RIGHT=Claw machine (Right)
MINIGAME_MINI02_PARIS=Fishing (Paris)
MINIGAME_MINI02_NOGO=Fishing (Nogo)
MINIGAME_MINI03=Plate Shoot
MINIGAME_MINI10=Pet Shoot
MINIGAME_MINI04_WORM=Worm Race
MINIGAME_MINI04_HORSE=Horse Race
MINIGAME_MINI05=Steal keys
MINIGAME_MINI06=Pinball of the dead
MINIGAME_MINI07=Memory game
MINIGAME_MINI08=Temple traps
MINIGAME_MINI09=Shooting Tom
MINIGAME_EV_CREDITS=Dance Dance Credits
MENU_CANNOT_UNLOCK_MINIGAME=Can't unlock during first playthrough!


MENU_NEW_GAME=New game
MENU_RESUME=Resume
MENU_SAVE=Save
MENU_LOAD=Load
MENU_OPTIONS=Options
MENU_EXIT=Exit
MENU_EXIT_GAME=Exit game
MENU_DISPLAY=Display
MENU_SOUND=Sound
MENU_GAMEPLAY=Gameplay
MENU_BACK=Back
MENU_CONTINUE=Continue
MENU_NEW_GAME_CONFIRM_MESSAGE=This will overwrite your automatic save. Continue?
MENU_CHAPTERSELECT=Chapter select

MENU_GLOBAL_VOLUME=Global volume
MENU_SOUNDS=Sounds
MENU_MUSIC=Music
MENU_AMBIENT=Ambient
MENU_LANGUAGE=Language
MENU_SAVE_GAME=Save game
MENU_LOAD_GAME=Load game
MENU_EXIT_MESSAGE=Exit the game?
MENU_EXIT_LOAD_MESSAGE=Load a save?
MENU_LOAD_MESSAGE=Load this save?
MENU_OVERWRITE_MESSAGE=Overwrite this save?
MENU_GAMEOVER_MESSAGE=Game Over
MENU_CONTINUE=Continue
MENU_DISPLAY_FULLSCREEN_LABEL=Fullscreen
MENU_HTML5_FULLSCREEN=Press F10 (after this message) to go full screen
MENU_DISPLAY_VSYNC_LABEL=V-Sync
MENU_DISPLAY_SPECIALEFFECTS_LABEL=Special effects
MENU_TEXT_SPEED=Text speed
MENU_IS_HINTS=In-game hints
MENU_IS_MAINGOAL=Display main goal
MENU_IS_HOTSPOTS=Hotspots view
MENU_OPTIONS_RENAME_CHARACTER=Rename this character
MENU_DISPLAY_RESOLUTION_LABEL=Resolution
MENU_RESOLUTION_AUTO=Auto
# Text displayed when reaching a game over
GAMEOVER_QUESTION=Try again!
GAMEOVER_PC01_POWERSHOCK=What? I died on the FIRST screen?!
GAMEOVER_PC01_EXPLOSION=Yet another domestic accident.
GAMEOVER_PC03_POWERSHOCK=Wow! It worked great!
GAMEOVER_PC10_ELEVATOR=Better read the signs...
GAMEOVER_PC16_BEES=All that effort for a disgusting soup...
GAMEOVER_PC17_FIRSTFLOOR=When it says stop... it's better to stop.
GAMEOVER_PC17_PEE=Next time, better look for a toilet.
GAMEOVER_PC17_PHOTOCOPIER=Next time, I'll think before accepting a bet.
GAMEOVER_PC18_STEAL=I'm an idiot
GAMEOVER_PC18_CEIL=I guess he wasn't joking...
GAMEOVER_PC18_CAUGHT=Wrong way...
GAMEOVER_PC18_EXPLOSION=Oh, I love playing with fire!
GAMEOVER_PC19_UFO=I guess I wasn't supposed to do that.
GAMEOVER_PC19_TOOLATE=I am Bjorn the snail!
GAMEOVER_PC20_HECTOR_SALESMAN=I should have offered my products for free.
GAMEOVER_PC20_HECTOR_POLL=100% of the players who chose that option died
GAMEOVER_PC20_HECTOR_JOURNALIST=Newsflash! Another player died!
GAMEOVER_PC20_HECTOR_TRUTH=My mom always told me to tell the truth.
GAMEOVER_PC21_STOLEN=Let's get it another way...
GAMEOVER_PC22_FUNFAIR=Enjoy the funfair, they said!
GAMEOVER_PC23_DRINK=Alcohol abuse is bad for your health...
GAMEOVER_PC24_HENRI_REFUSE=Dammit! He was right!
GAMEOVER_PC25_BUTCHEREDHAND=I never thought cooking could be so dangerous...
GAMEOVER_PC26_SNAKE=How unexpected...
GAMEOVER_PC27_STEALING=Now I know what "cultural differences" means!
# Reference to Alice in Wonderland
GAMEOVER_PC29_LOSTINOBLIVION=I'd rather get stuck in Wonderland...
GAMEOVER_PC30_STUCKHOLE=I KNEW it! Why am I so stupid, today?!
GAMEOVER_PC32_FOOL=I'm not a very good killer...
GAMEOVER_PC32_CHOICE=Who would have thought this could be a poor choice?
GAMEOVER_PC33_ALARMBREAK=I'm such a brute.
GAMEOVER_PC33_ELECTRICSHOCK=Maybe I shouldn't have opened it...
GAMEOVER_PC33_WRONGWIRE=Nothing like acting as an electrician!
GAMEOVER_PC33_ACCEPT=I hate fake choices.
GAMEOVER_PC37_HIDE=I always hid from everything... until today.
GAMEOVER_PC37_HANDBRAKE=Too late to get my driving licence...
GAMEOVER_PC38_SATELLITE=Never a good idea to bother someone watching TV.
GAMEOVER_PC38_FALL=I've often made nightmares in which I fall. Now I know why.
GAMEOVER_PC38_STUCK=The longest, most painful and stupidest death.
GAMEOVER_PC38_EXPLODE=Woops. I didn't see it coming!
GAMEOVER_PC39_TRUTH=What he doesn't know won't hurt me.
GAMEOVER_PC39_NONSENSE=I was never good at inventing stories.
GAMEOVER_PC39_NOIDEA=Actually I still don't know why I was on that roof.
GAMEOVER_PC39_DENOUNCE=I probably deserved it.
GAMEOVER_PC39_SICK=I'm covered with shame and hurl.
GAMEOVER_PC39_SCREAM=At least I won't hear her screaming anymore.
GAMEOVER_PC39_CALL=It could have worked!
GAMEOVER_PC39_BOMB=Never put a bomb in the hands of a little girl.
GAMEOVER_PC39_TOUCH=I'll never touch anyone again!
GAMEOVER_PC39_KEYS=I always lose my keys.
# A word play on the game "Assassin's Creed"
GAMEOVER_PC39_KNIFE=Maybe I should play more Assassin's Crate.
GAMEOVER_PC40_EXPLODE=Exploding doesn't hurt that much, after all!
GAMEOVER_PC40_DIGGING=At least I dug my own grave...
GAMEOVER_PC41_ROOM1BUTTONS=Pushing the wrong buttons is way too tempting...
GAMEOVER_PC41_ROOM3MECANISM=I just turned an arrow! What did I do wrong?
GAMEOVER_PC42_WRONGWORD=Wrong word...
GAMEOVER_PC42_TREASUREGET=But I want that treasure!
GAMEOVER_PC42_DEFUSEBOMB=Wrong wire! Who would have thought?
GAMEOVER_PC42_TOOLATE=I didn't have time to read the choices!
GAMEOVER_PC42_ENDIT=At least I'm free now.
GAMEOVER_CUT602_TALK=I've never been a diplomat.
GAMEOVER_CUT602_ATTACK=I didn't know there were risks!
GAMEOVER_CUT602_TAKEGUN=That man is really mean to me.
GAMEOVER_MINI07_MEMORYFAIL=I have short-term memory problems...
GAMEOVER_MINI08_NOTFASTENOUGH=I need to react faster!
GAMEOVER_MINI08_WRONGSTEP=Better watch my step...
GAMEOVER_MINI09_SHOOTBJORN=I never thought it would end like this...
GAMEOVER_MINI09_SHOOTWRONG=If only she knew how to aim.
GAMEOVER_MINI09_POISON=I totally forgot I've been poisoned!

GAMEOVERTITLE_PC01_POWERSHOCK=Electrocuted by power socket (living room)
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC01_EXPLOSION=Exploded by using the lighter on the radiator (living room)
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC03_POWERSHOCK=Electrocuted by power socket (bathroom)
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC10_ELEVATOR=Fell off a broken elevator
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC16_BEES=Stung to death by bees
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC17_FIRSTFLOOR=Arrested for insisting on going to a restricted area in the police department
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC17_PEE=Arrested for peeing on the plant in the police department
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC17_PHOTOCOPIER=Arrested for making copies of his butt on the police department photocopier
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC18_STEAL=Arrested for stealing keys at Dumoulin
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC18_CEIL=Arrested for insulting a guard at Dumoulin
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC18_CAUGHT=Arrested for trying to access a restricted area at Dumoulin
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC18_EXPLOSION=Exploded by using the lighter on a crate of wine at Dumoulin
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC19_UFO=Taken by aliens because you didn't do what you were supposed to
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC19_TOOLATE=Arrested for stealing in a restricted area at Dumoulin
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC20_HECTOR_SALESMAN=Killed by Hector while impersonating a salesman
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC20_HECTOR_POLL=Killed by Hector while impersonating a student
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC20_HECTOR_JOURNALIST=Killed by Hector while impersonating a journalist
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC20_HECTOR_TRUTH=Killed by Hector for telling the truth
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC21_STOLEN=Arrested for stealing Inspector Casse's fingerprint kit
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC22_FUNFAIR=Died from a heart attack while playing the funfair wheel
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC23_DRINK=Died from drinking too much alcohol at Hector's
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC24_HENRI_REFUSE=Fell off the stairs after refusing to help Henri
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC25_BUTCHEREDHAND=Butchered his hand by putting it into a juicer
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC26_SNAKE=Bitten by a venomous snake
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC27_STEALING=Had his hand cut off after eating grape without permission
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC29_LOSTINOBLIVION=Stuck forever in a horrible world
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC30_STUCKHOLE=Stuck forever in an excavation hole
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC32_FOOL=Assassinated after failing to assassinate someone
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC32_CHOICE=Assassinated while trying to defend himself with stupid items
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC33_ALARMBREAK=Arrested for trying to steal the museum vase
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC33_ELECTRICSHOCK=Electrocuted by playing with an electric panel
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC33_WRONGWIRE=Arrested for triggering the security alarm at the museum
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC33_ACCEPT=Shot after refusing to help the archaeologist
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC37_HIDE=Shot after playing hero instead of hiding
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC37_HANDBRAKE=Crashed the truck without driving
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC38_SATELLITE=Shot after disturbing the TV reception
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC38_FALL=Fell off the roof
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC38_STUCK=Stuck in a chimney
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC38_EXPLODE=Exploded on the roof
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_TRUTH=Shot by Bernard after telling the truth
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_NONSENSE=Shot by Bernard after saying nonsense
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_NOIDEA=Shot by Bernard after badly faking amnesia
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_DENOUNCE=Shot by Bernard after denouncing Caroline
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_SICK=Shot by Bernard after playing sick
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_SCREAM=Shot by Bernard after making Caroline scream
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_CALL=Shot by Bernard after trying to call for help
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_BOMB=Shot by Bernard after asking Caroline to take a bomb
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_TOUCH=Shot by Bernard after touching his butt
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_KEYS=Shot by Bernard after trying to steal the keys
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC39_KNIFE=Shot by Bernard after attempting to kill him with a knife
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC40_EXPLODE=Suicide by bomb explosion
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC40_DIGGING=Dug his own grave in the desert
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC41_ROOM1BUTTONS=Fell through a trap after pushing the wrong numbers
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC41_ROOM3MECANISM=Fell through a trap after using the mechanism the wrong way
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC42_WRONGWORD=Buried in the temple after insulting the statue
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC42_TREASUREGET=Buried in the temple after trying to steal the treasure
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC42_DEFUSEBOMB=Buried in the temple after trying to defuse a bomb
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC42_TOOLATE=Buried in the temple after being too slow to react
GAMEOVERTITLE_PC42_ENDIT=Shot by Tom to stop hearing his story
GAMEOVERTITLE_CUT602_TALK=Shot by Bernard after trying to be a diplomat
GAMEOVERTITLE_CUT602_ATTACK=Shot by Bernard after trying to attack him
GAMEOVERTITLE_CUT602_TAKEGUN=Shot by Bernard after trying to take his gun
GAMEOVERTITLE_MINI07_MEMORYFAIL=Fell through a trap after failing a memory game
GAMEOVERTITLE_MINI08_NOTFASTENOUGH=Fell after staying on a trap for too long
GAMEOVERTITLE_MINI08_WRONGSTEP=Fell after stepping on the wrong trap
GAMEOVERTITLE_MINI09_SHOOTBJORN=Shot by Sandra by mistake
GAMEOVERTITLE_MINI09_SHOOTWRONG=Shot by Tom after Sandra failed
GAMEOVERTITLE_MINI09_POISON=Poisoned by a scorpion




GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC01_POWERSHOCK-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, found dead in his apartment after all his neighbors complained about a foul odor.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC01_EXPLOSION-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, victim of an unexplained building explosion that killed over a hundred people.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC03_POWERSHOCK-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who didn't follow his mother's advice not to play with power outlets in the bathroom.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC10_ELEVATOR-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who took a broken elevator and broke his neck like an idiot.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC16_BEES-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, a clever guy who pulled honey from a hive with his bare hands instead of going to the supermarket.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC17_FIRSTFLOOR-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for irritating everyone and not giving a crap about warnings. 

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC17_PEE-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for relieving himself in public.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC17_PHOTOCOPIER-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for making copies of his butt in the police department, and shitting on the photocopier.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC18_EXPLOSION-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who died in the nuclear plant accident that ravaged half of Paris.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC18_STEAL-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for being a pathetic spy.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC18_CEIL-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for insulting a security guard like a dumbass.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC18_CAUGHT-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for attempting to steal accounting documents and toilet paper.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC19_TOOLATE-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for being a terrible thief and a lazy ass.
GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC20_HECTOR_SALESMAN-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, even though his corpse was never found.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC20_HECTOR_POLL-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, found in multiple tiny pieces scattered in the gutters.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC20_HECTOR_JOURNALIST-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who hanged himself after shooting himself. What a weirdo.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC20_HECTOR_TRUTH-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who committed suicide by drowning in a lake, right after shooting himself.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC21_STOLEN-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for stealing police equipment without a big enough pullover.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC22_FUNFAIR-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who exhausted himself by turning a wheel and had a heart attack.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC23_DRINK-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for kidnapping and breaking into a citizen's house while in a state of intoxication.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC24_HENRI_REFUSE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was a darned selfish man and deserved to die.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC25_BUTCHEREDHAND-1=This adventure requires two hands to complete!

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC26_SNAKE-1=Sandra found Bjorn's corpse at the Bazaar, among other crappy items on sale. She got it for a cheap price.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC27_STEALING-1=And thus, Bjorn couldn't use his right hand to... err... do what he does best! Without it, he couldn't survive this adventure.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC29_LOSTINOBLIVION-1=And thus, no one saw him again. THE END

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC30_STUCKHOLE-1=200 years later, archeologists got confused as they found a more recent skeleton at the site. So they threw it away.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC32_FOOL-1=Bjorn's body was never found. He will always be remembered as "The one without a brain".

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC32_CHOICE-1=Bjorn's body was found covered by a crowbar, a flashlight, a pair of scissors, a screwdriver and a trashbag.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC33_ALARMBREAK-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for breaking the museum gallery to steal precious artefacts he didn't care about.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC33_WRONGWIRE-1=BJORN THONEN, charged for randomly cutting wires in the electric panel without understand a thing.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC33_ACCEPT-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, whose body was found wrapped like a mummy among the museum collection.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC37_HIDE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, whose body was found wrapped in black trash bags in the middle of garbage.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC38_SATELLITE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was found buried in the desert with a huge wooden finger up his ass.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC38_FALL-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who fell off a roof in the middle of the desert despite being afraid of heights.


GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC33_ELECTRICSHOCK-1=Bjorn suffered from electric shock and died in agony while museum personnel laughed at him.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC37_HANDBRAKE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, or more precisely the few parts of him salvaged from the shell of a crashed truck.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC38_STUCK-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, retrieved thanks to the chicken smell when lighting a fire in the fireplace.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC38_EXPLODE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who disappeared mysteriously while he was on vacation.
GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_TRUTH-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, a trustworthy guy who never lied.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_NONSENSE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was clearly severely retarded. 

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_NOIDEA-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, a poor guy in his 30's who suffered from Alzheimer's.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_DENOUNCE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, child killer.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_SICK-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was only buried weeks after his death because the stench had prevented everyone from approaching his body.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_SCREAM-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, child killer.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_CALL-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was found flat on his belly in a puddle of pee.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_BOMB-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, whose parts were put into a plastic bag because there were too many.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_TOUCH-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who hid his homosexuality to the very end.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_KEYS-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who suffered from Parkinson's disease.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_KNIFE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who thought attacking a professional thug was a great idea.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC40_EXPLODE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who chose to explode in a thousand pieces.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC40_DIGGING-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who picked a random location to dig in the middle of the desert and died of thirst.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC41_ROOM1BUTTONS-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who liked to press the wrong buttons without thinking.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC41_ROOM3MECANISM-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who fell through a trap and was hung at the bottom.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC42_WRONGWORD-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who provoked his and his friends' deaths by spouting off through a microphone.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC42_TREASUREGET-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who thought picking up a treasure next to an armed bomb was safe.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC42_DEFUSEBOMB-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who pretended to be an expert at bomb defusal until it blew up in his face.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC42_TOOLATE-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who couldn't make an important decision in less than a few seconds.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC42_ENDIT-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who chose to die rather than bear hearing such a stupid story.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_CUT602_TALK-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who thought every situation could be solved by talking. He was wrong.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_CUT602_ATTACK-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who tried attacking someone with a gun and lost.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_CUT602_TAKEGUN-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who tried to act way more clever than he was.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_MINI07_MEMORYFAIL-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who couldn't play a memory game made for 8 year olds.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_MINI08_NOTFASTENOUGH-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was slow as a snail at making decisions.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_MINI08_WRONGSTEP-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who needed glasses to avoid stepping in the wrong place.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_MINI09_SHOOTBJORN-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was killed by his girlfriend on accident.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_MINI09_SHOOTWRONG-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was killed because his girlfriend couldn't target a headshot.

GAMEOVER_DIALOG_MINI09_POISON-1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was poisoned but chose to live in hope of a miracle that didn't come.



# These are used during gameplay
NEED_HELP=Need help?
SEE_HOTSPOTS=Click to reveal all hotspots
TO_PHONE=Phone
CHARGE_HECTOR=Charge Hector
CHARGE_HECTOR_DISGUISE=Disguise
CHARGE_HECTOR_PROOFS=Proof
FUNFAIR=Funfair
FUNFAIR_WON=Won
FUNFAIR_TROPHIES=Trophies
FUNFAIR_WORM=Worm
FUNFAIR_COINS=Coins
RECIPE=Recipe
RECIPE_INGREDIENTS=Ingredients
POTION=Potion
POTION_INGREDIENTS=Ingredients
NEW_LOCATION_UNLOCKED=New location unlocked!
PC_LEAVEGERMANY_CHOICE=Leave Germany?


# Some locations on the map
DUMOULIN_PLACE=DUMOULIN L.L.C.
TOM_PLACE=Tom's apartment
HECTOR_HOUSE=Hector's house
FUNFAIR_PLACE=Funfair
LESDEUXILES_PLACE=Les Deux-Iles
HOTEL=Hotel
UNDERGROUND_BAR=Underground bar
MUSEUM=Museum
EXCAVATIONS=Old excavation
BAZAAR=Bazaar
HIDEOUT=Hideout

TOPIC_EXIT=Exit
#Malaki, Stagilis and Gekom are invented words, don't translate them
TOPIC_MALAKI=Malaki juice
TOPIC_STAGILIS=Stagilis Strasimum
TOPIC_GEKOM=Gekom root
TOPIC_PIRANHA=Piranha

DELAY_MINUTES={delay} minutes
DELAY_HOURS={delay} hours
DELAY_DAYS={delay} days


#A list of popular swear words. Try to add the most used ones in your language. These are used to detect insults in some user inputs (eg : when Sandra writes the postcard for her parents) without spaces and separated by the character |
INSULTS_WORDS=ass|fuck|shit|bitch|damn|fag|piss|whore|cunt|faggot|prick|asshole|fuckboy|motherfucker

# Labels for hotspots that are used on several screens
PC_TIPS=TIPS
PC_EATCOOKIE=Eat a cookie?
PC_EATANOTHERCOOKIE=Eat another cookie?
PC_EXIT=Exit
PC_BACK=Back
PC_GOLEFT=Go left
PC_GORIGHT=Go right
PC_DOORMAT=Doormat
PC_SHELF=Shelf
PC_PAINTING=Painting
PC_BOOK=Book
PC_BOOKS=Books
PC_BELT=Belt
PC_PHONE=Phone
PC_MAGAZINES=Magazines
PC_POSTER=Poster
PC_CURTAIN=Curtain
PC_LIVINGROOM=Living room
PC_POWERSOCKET=Power outlet
PC_MIRROR=Mirror
PC_DRAWER=Drawer
PC_TOPDRAWER=Top drawer
PC_MIDDLEDRAWER=Middle drawer
PC_BOTTOMDRAWER=Bottom drawer
PC_PHONE_ME=Phone myself
PC_PHONE_DUMOULIN=Phone DUMOULIN L.L.C.
PC_PHONE_TOM=Phone Tom
PC_PHONE_HENRI=Phone Mr. Basse
PC_HANDLE=Handle
PC_NEWSPAPER=Newspaper
PC_CAROLINE=Caroline
PC_WINDOW=Window
PC_DOOR=Door
PC_PIPE=Pipe
PC_PACKETOFCRISPS=Bag of chips
PC_TREE=Tree
PC_TRASHBAG=Trash bag
PC_BAG=Bag
PC_BAGS=Bags
PC_VASE=Vase
PC_VASES=Vases
PC_CHAIR=Chair
PC_PLANT=Plant
PC_PAPER=Paper
PC_DRAINAGEGUTTER=Drainage gutter
PC_ICECREAMSELLER=Ice cream man
PC_STATUE=Statue
PC_SIGN=Sign
PC_CARDBOARDBOX=Cardboard box
PC_SWITCH=Switch
PC_TEXT=Text
PC_UNKNOWN=???

YES=Yes
NO=No

# Leave these untranslated
LANGUAGE_ENG=English
LANGUAGE_FRA=Français
LANGUAGE_SPA=Español
LANGUAGE_GER=Deutsch
LANGUAGE_ITA=Italiano
LANGUAGE_RUS=Russian

# Titles when getting an item
GOT_COMPUTERMOUSESTRING=Got a cat toy!
GOT_1COIN=Got 1 coin!
GOT_XCOINS=Got {number} coins!
GOT_COOKIE=Got a cookie!
#A reference to the Bible
GOT_FLASHLIGHT_WITH_BATTERIES=And then there was light!
GOT_IDCARDPIC=Got the picture!
GOT_MEMBERCARDOK=Got a falsified membership card!
GOT_CROWBARSTRING=Got a crowbar with a string!
GOT_FISHINGROD=Got a fishing rod!
GOT_FISHINGRODBAIT=Got a fishing rod with bait!
GOT_STRINGHOOK=Got a hook and string!
GOT_POTTERYMACHINE=Got a pottery machine!
GOT_POT=Got a pot!


HECTOR_NEED=To charge Hector, I would need :#- A complete policeman disguise#- Some proof (visual proof, a recording, fingerprints)
RECIPE_NEED=Sandra <3 needs this :
RECIPE_NEED1=- Mushrooms#- Rum#
RECIPE_NEED2=- Honey#- Eggs
POTION_NEED=To make the potion to cure Henri, I need these :
POTION_NEED1=- Gekom root ashes#- A piranha#
POTION_NEED2=- Stagilis Strasimum#- A cup of Malaki juice

HELP_COOKIE-1=I wonder what I could do with that...
HELP_COOKIE=A cookie? What for?!
HELP_COOKIE_INSTRUCTIONS=Cookies are special items scattered everywhere. There are 3 cookies on each screen! Pick them up to use the in-game help (icon in the top bar), when you're stuck!
POTTERY_MACHINE=Pottery machine
POTTERY_MACHINE_INSTRUCTIONS=The pottery machine is a special item! You can make a pottery by clicking on the icon in the top bar.
HELP_OBJECTIVE=Main objective
HELP_MAINOBJECTIVE_INSTRUCTIONS=When you can't remember what you're supposed to do, check the top bar! Some info is there to help you!
HELP=Help
HELP_PARAMETER_CHANGEROOM=This parameter change will be effective after moving to another room.
HELP_FUNFAIR=Funfair items
HELP_FUNFAIR_INSTRUCTIONS=All the funfair items you collect will gather into a box. You'll find it in the top bar!
HELP_CHARGEHECTOR=Disguise and stuff
HELP_CHARGEHECTOR_INSTRUCTIONS=All the items needed to charge hector will gather into a box. You'll find it in the top bar!
HELP_RECIPE=The recipe
HELP_RECIPE_INSTRUCTIONS=All the items for the recipe will gather into a box. You'll find it in the top bar!

#----- CHARACTERS NAMES --------
CHAR_BJORN=Bjorn
CHAR_SANDRA=Sandra
CHAR_ALAIN=Big dummy
CHAR_BERNARD=Bernard
CHAR_CAROLINE=Caroline
CHAR_DEALER=Client
CHAR_DUMOULIN=Guard
CHAR_FORTUNE=Fortune teller
CHAR_WHEELSTALLHOLDER=Spin-Wheel Carny
CHAR_SHOOTSTALLHOLDER=Plate Shoot Carny
CHAR_RACESTALLHOLDER=Race Carny
CHAR_HENRI=Henri
CHAR_HECTOR=Hector
CHAR_PAULETTE=Paulette
CHAR_BARTENDER=Bartender
CHAR_ICECREAM=Ice cream man
CHAR_INSPECTOR=Inspector
CHAR_POLICE=Police officer
CHAR_ROGER=Roger
CHAR_SHOP=Shop clerk
CHAR_SORCERER=Sorcerer
CHAR_BAZAR=Big the merchant
CHAR_ARAB=Arab
CHAR_TOM=Tom
CHAR_PLACEHOLDER=Placeholder
CHAR_MYSTERY=???
CHAR_WOMANNOGO=Woman
CHAR_BJOLINE=Bjoline
CHAR_LAKE=Lake
CHAR_ME=Fabrice

#----- INVENTORY --------


#-- CHAPTER 1
INV_MONEY=5.75 Euros
INV_MONEYPOOR=0.75 Euros
INV_MONEYPOOREST=0.25 Euros
INV_IDCARD=ID Card
INV_BATTERIES=Batteries
INV_FLASHLIGHT=Flashlight
INV_FLASHLIGHTNOBATTERY=Flashlight (without batteries)
INV_STRING=String
INV_NEWSPAPER=Newspaper
INV_SCISSORS=Scissors
INV_SMALLKEY=Small key
INV_COOKBOOK=Cookbook
INV_LIGHTER=Lighter
#It's a play on the fact it's an ice cube... not really an ice cream
INV_ICECREAM=Ice cr...cube
INV_COCONUTICECREAM=Coconut ice cream
INV_VANILLAICECREAM=Vanilla ice cream
INV_CAN=Can of food
INV_DVD=DVD
INV_BUNCHOFKEYS=Keys

#-- CHAPTER 2
INV_JAR=Empty jar
INV_FINGERPRINTKIT=Fingerprint kit
INV_COMPUTERMOUSE=Computer mouse
INV_COMPUTERMOUSESTRING=Cat toy
INV_VALUABLESTATUE=Valuable statue
INV_POLICEBADGE=Police badge
INV_TAPERECORDER=Tape recorder
INV_GUN=Gun
INV_UNIFORME=Uniform
INV_PICTURE=Picture
INV_HANDCUFFS=Handcuffs
INV_FINGERPRINT=Fingerprint
INV_WIG=Wig
INV_DISGUISE=Disguise
INV_TENNISBALL=Tennis ball
INV_BIGBUNNYPLUSH=Big plush bunny
INV_KILLERDOLL=Killer doll
INV_CATHEAD=Cat head
INV_HORSERACETROPHY=Horse race trophy
INV_WORMRACETROPHY=Worm race trophy
INV_HAPPYHEART=Happy heart
INV_JUMPINGBUNNYTOY=Toy jumping bunny
INV_WATCH=Watch
INV_MINIJUMPINGBUNNYTOY=Mini jumping bunny toy
INV_EARTHWORM=Earthworm
INV_MAGPIEEGGS=Magpie eggs
INV_MUSHROOMS=Mushrooms
INV_HONEYJAR=Honey jar
INV_RUMBOTTLE=Rum bottle
INV_LIGHTNINGTABLET=Lightning tablet
INV_WORM=Earthworm
INV_MUSHROOMS=Mushrooms
INV_RHUM=Rum bottle
INV_RUM=Rum bottle
INV_GUN=Gun
INV_WIG=Wig
INV_MAGNET=Fridge magnet
INV_TABLETLIGHTNING=Lightning tablet
INV_AIRLINETICKET=Airline tickets
INV_AIRLINETICKETGERMANY=Airline tickets
INV_MONEYRICH=200 Euros and 25 Cents

INV_COIN=Coin
INV_COINS=Coins
INV_WORM=Worm
INV_MEMCARD=Pico WD memory card
INV_TAIL=Tail
INV_HEARTPLUSH=Heart plush
INV_KILLINGDOLL=Killer doll
INV_CATHEAD=Cat head
INV_JUMPINGBUNNY=Jumping bunny
INV_MINIJUMPINGBUNNY=Mini jumping bunny
INV_QUARTZCLOCK=Quartz watch
INV_CANDY=Candy
INV_POSTCARD=Postcard
INV_SECRET=Secret
INV_UNIFORM=Police uniform
INV_TROPHYPLATE=Plate Shooting Trophy
INV_TROPHYPET=Pet Shooting Trophy
INV_TROPHYWORMRACE=Worm Race Trophy
INV_TROPHYHORSERACE=Horse Race Trophy
INV_WIG=Wig
INV_BADGE=Badge
INV_GUN=Gun
INV_HANDCUFFS=Handcuffs
INV_PHOTO=Photo
INV_TAPERECORDER=Tape recorder
INV_FINGERPRINT=Fingerprint
INV_MUSHROOMS=Mushrooms
INV_RHUM=Rum bottle
INV_HONEY=Honey
INV_EGGS=Eggs


#-- CHAPTER 3
INV_SNACK=Snack
INV_AMULET=Amulet
INV_SCREWDRIVER=Screwdriver
INV_BADGE=Badge
INV_MALAKIJUICE=Malaki juice
INV_PIRANHA=Piranha
INV_ASHES=Ashes
INV_POTION=Potion
INV_IDCARDPIC=ID card picture
INV_IDCARDPICGLUE=Picture with glue
INV_GEKOMROOT=Gekom root
INV_GEKOMROOTASHES=Gekom root ashes
INV_MALAKI=Malaki fruit
INV_GLASS=Glass
INV_POT=Pot
INV_POTJUICE=Malaki juice
INV_APPETIZERS=Appetizers
INV_REDFLOWERPLANT=Plant with red flowers
INV_BLUEFLOWERPLANT=Plant with blue flowers
INV_HOOK=Hook
INV_MEMBERCARD=Membership card
INV_MEMBERCARDOK=Falsified membership card
INV_MONEYNOGO=Nogoyan money
INV_STRINGHOOK=Hook on a string
INV_CROWBARSTRING=Crowbar with string
INV_CROWBAR=Crowbar
INV_FISHINGROD=Fishing rod
INV_FISHINGRODBAIT=Fishing rod with bait
INV_POTTERYMACHINE=Pottery machine
INV_MEDALLION=Medallion


#-- CHAPTER 4
#NB : The "drug" is a sleeping drug
INV_BRANCH=Branch
INV_BRANCHDRUG=Branch with sleeping drug
INV_FINGERS=Huge fingers
INV_POTDRUG=Pot with sleeping drug
INV_POTDRUGHALF=Remainder of sleeping drug
INV_BRANCH=Branch
INV_SHEARS=Shears
INV_SMOKEBRANCH=Flaming branch
INV_SOAKEDBRANCH=Branch soaked with gas
INV_SOAKEDBRANCHDRUG=Branch soaked with drug and gas
INV_VASE=Vase
INV_PLASTICBAG=Plastic bag
INV_CREDITCARD=Credit card
INV_LIZARD=Lizard
INV_PENDANT=Pendant
INV_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA=Lightning tablet
INV_AIRLINETICKETSANDRA=Airline tickets
INV_APPETIZERSSANDRA=Appetizers
INV_TABLETPOO=Poo tablet

#-- CHAPTER 5
INV_KNIFE=Knife
INV_PIECETRIANGLE=Triangular block
INV_PIECERECTANGLE=Rectangular block
INV_PIECEROUND=Round block
INV_MANUSCRIPT=Manuscript

#----- INTERFACE --------

INTERFACE_SCROLL=Scroll


#----- STORY PROGRESS --------
GOAL_STORY_EXPERTMODE=Expert mode!
GOAL_STORY_0=Find clues in the apartment
GOAL_STORY1_0=Report to the police
GOAL_STORY1_10=I need an ID card!
GOAL_STORY1_20=Report to the police
GOAL_STORY1_30=Convince the police
GOAL_STORY1_40=Policeman wants an ice cream
GOAL_STORY1_50=In need of coconut ice cream
GOAL_STORY2_0=Who's our neighbour?
GOAL_STORY2_10=Sandra wants a cookbook
GOAL_STORY2_20=Visit DUMOULIN L.L.C.
GOAL_STORY2_30=How to enter the archives?
GOAL_STORY2_40=Grab Hector's file
GOAL_STORY2_50=Escape!
GOAL_STORY3_0=The toilet has secrets
GOAL_STORY3_10=Ask Henri Basse
GOAL_STORY_10=Go visit Tom
GOAL_STORY_20=Get a friend's opinion
GOAL_STORY_20_INSPECTOR=Appointment with inspector
GOAL_STORY_20_HECTOR=Check Hector's place
GOAL_STORY_30=Find proof and a disguise
GOAL_STORY_40=Find ingredients for Sandra
GOAL_STORY_50=Inspect Hector's place
GOAL_STORY_55=Check on Sandra
GOAL_STORY_60=Find Caroline
GOAL_STORY_70=Visit Nogo
GOAL_STORY_80=Get a map
GOAL_STORY_90=Help Henri
GOAL_STORY_90_SORCERER=Find the sorcerer
GOAL_STORY_90_POTION=Prepare the potion
GOAL_STORY_90_SANDRA=Check on Sandra
GOAL_STORY_100=Archaeologist at the museum
GOAL_STORY_110=Get the tablet at the hotel
GOAL_STORY_120=Back to the museum
GOAL_STORY_130=Who can read old Nogogyan?
GOAL_STORY_140=Get rid of the sorcerer
GOAL_STORY_150=Bring the text to translate
GOAL_STORY_160=Back to the museum with the translation
GOAL_STORY_170=Get the tablets at the hideout
GOAL_STORY_180=Go for a visit
GOAL_STORY_190=Ask Mrs. Basse at the hotel
GOAL_STORY_200=Get the Bazaar tablet
GOAL_STORY_210=Back to the hotel room
GOAL_STORY_220=Find a way to escape
GOAL_STORY_230=Find the last tablet
GOAL_STORY_235=Leave Germany
GOAL_STORY_240=Locate the temple
GOAL_STORY_250=Progress through the temple
GOAL_STORY_260=Solve the final puzzle

#----- COMBINE ITEMS BETWEEN THEM --------
COMBINE_INV_MONEY_IDCARD-1=That wouldn't make me feel like a richer guy.

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_FLASHLIGHT-1=Hide my money in the flashlight?
COMBINE_INV_MONEY_FLASHLIGHT-2=I can't! I have wayyyy too much money!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_STRING-1=Tying two poor bills together... Seriously?

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_MONEY-1=OK, so I'll cut these bills...
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_MONEY-2=...Wait, wait, wait!!! What am I doing?!

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_STRING-1=Money... key... money... key...
COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_STRING-2=I know that money unlocks everything, but...?

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK_MONEY-1=Oh, sure, Sandra would love another gift hidden in her first gift...
COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK_MONEY-2=...But I can't afford that!

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_STRING-1=Yeah! Let's burn this dirty money!
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_STRING-2=...
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_STRING-3=Stop it, stop it! The insane voices in my head!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_ICECREAM-1=Stick a coin in the ice cream?
COMBINE_INV_MONEY_ICECREAM-2=I don't want the policeman to choke to death on it...
COMBINE_INV_MONEY_ICECREAM-3=I'd end up in jail!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_CAN-1=Buy a new, edible can? No way! I hate wasting food!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_DVD-1=That DVD probably isn't worth much. And it's not mine, so I can't sell it.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_FLASHLIGHT-1=Oh, that's cool! When lighting up the card, I can see a hidden pattern shaped like a...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_FLASHLIGHT-2=Sausage?!
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_FLASHLIGHT-3=No, wait. That's just a grease spot.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_STRING-1=Mmm... I don't look good with a moustache.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SCISSORS_NORMAL-1=Yes, I think I should be able to cut the card with the scissors.
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SCISSORS_NORMAL-2=If I had a reason to...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SMALLKEY-1=...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SMALLKEY-2=Nope. No lock on that ID card. What a surprise!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_COOKBOOK-1=I have seen better bookmarks.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_LIGHTER-1=Oh, I'll do it!
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_LIGHTER-2=The day it's expired. Before that, it'd cost me 50 € to replace it.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_ICECREAM-1=That wouldn't be a good spoon for the ice cream.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_CAN-1=Maybe if I... Err... Put the card inside the can?...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_CAN-2=Stop making me try things that don't make sense!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_DVD-1=How interesting! They've got the same width!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHTNOBATTERY1-1=If I put that inside the flashlight, I'll ruin it!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHTNOBATTERY2-1=I need to put batteries in it, not junk!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_STRING-1=Yup. Shining light on the string, I can confirm it's really string.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_SCISSORS-1=I'd have a better chance of breaking my scissors than cutting it.
COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_SCISSORS-2=Or of slicing my hands.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_SMALLKEY-1=No need to hide the key.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_COOKBOOK-1=That's not my kind of bedtime story.

#Play on the word "lighter"
COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_LIGHTER-1=To make the lighter lighter?

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_ICECREAM-1=To make the ice cream lighter?

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_CAN-1=Is that rust on the can?

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_DVD-1=I think there's a better way to scan a DVD...

COMBINE_INV_STRING_SCISSORS-1=I'm not cutting that string!
COMBINE_INV_STRING_SCISSORS-2=I've already cut it once! Isn't that enough suffering?!

COMBINE_INV_STRING_SMALLKEY-1=I don't need to attach the key to a string. Nor the string to a key.

COMBINE_INV_STRING_COOKBOOK-1=Are bits of string needed for a recipe?

COMBINE_INV_STRING_LIGHTER-1=I don't feel like burning that poor little string.

COMBINE_INV_STRING_ICECREAM-1=I'm not sure... Will it really improve the taste?

COMBINE_INV_STRING_CAN-1=It's not long enough to cover the can.

COMBINE_INV_STRING_DVD-1=Ah ha! I knew it! Snow White looks ridiculous with a moustache!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_SMALLKEY-1=Cutting the key? Or unlocking the scissors?

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_COOKBOOK-1=Must... resist... destroying... book...

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_LIGHTER-1=No... I can't cut the lighter, and I can't burn the scissors.

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_ICECREAM-1=My cousin used to cut the bottom of the cone.
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_ICECREAM-2=He doesn't like the chocolate part. But it makes it difficult to eat...

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_CAN-1=Ngghh...
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_CAN-2=Open, you tempting little can!...

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_DVD-1=Maybe if this was new, I'd need scissors to open it...
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_DVD-2=But, like this, my hands are enough!

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_COOKBOOK-1=Maybe... If this was one of those magic books with a lock on it.

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_LIGHTER-1=Keys don't burn.

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_ICECREAM-1=Sure, and the rust will give it a good flavor, right?

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_CAN-1=Of course. Easy. Why not show me how to open the can with this key, eh?

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_DVD-1=That doesn't make any sense. It's not the right key!

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK_LIGHTER-1=Burn, evil book! Back to hell, where you came from!

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK_ICECREAM-1=There's nothing about cooking ice cream! Weird.

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK_CAN-1=Well, the whole point of this can is NOT cooking!

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK_DVD-1=That's not a DVD for learning cooking. Thank god.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_ICECREAM-1=And then I'd have to buy another one. No, sir.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_CAN-1=Yes! I'll burn it open!
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_CAN-2=...
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_CAN-3=That doesn't work? But... But... How am I supposed to open it, then?!

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_DVD-1=Nah. I don't like the smell of roast pig.

COMBINE_INV_ICECREAM_CAN-1=And here's a complete and inexpensive meal! Yummy!

COMBINE_INV_ICECREAM_DVD-1=If only I had the time to enjoy a good movie with an ice cream...

COMBINE_INV_CAN_DVD-1=Who will be the strongest? The DVD or the can?
COMBINE_INV_CAN_DVD-2=Stay tuned... for the next amazing episode of 'Battle of the nonsense'!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY1-1=Wasting my money on trash like that?! No way!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY2-1=Maybe if I were richer, I could afford throwing my money everywhere...

COMBINE_INV_MONEY3-1=I'm afraid that's not for sale!
COMBINE_INV_MONEY3-2=And it's too ugly anyway.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD1-1=I tried to insert the ID card there, but it wouldn't fit!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD2-1=That doesn't seem interested in my ID card...

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT1-1=Doing what? Lighting it or hitting it with the flashlight?

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT2-1=Somehow... I doubt the flashlight will help here.

COMBINE_INV_STRING1-1=Tye it up with the string? Ok... but why?

COMBINE_INV_STRING2-1=Nah, the string is too short.
COMBINE_INV_STRING2-2=Or too long. Or whatever is the best reason not to do it.

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS1-1=I'd have a better chance of cutting my fingers than cutting it!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS2-1=Nggh...
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS2-2=No way!  I didn't even make a dent! How is that possible!?

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY1-1=I'm afraid that little key will keep its secrets a little longer...

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY2-1=Yeah, right... Am I wearing an "I'm stupid" tee-shirt, or what?
COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY2-2=THERE. IS. NO. KEYHOLE. HERE!!!

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK1-1=The only use for that book is getting a kiss...
COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK1-2=...I meant, getting to become a good cook!

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK2-1=I'm not really your average 30-year-old housewife.


COMBINE_INV_MONEY_BATTERIES-1=The batteries won't help make me richer!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=I don't need to hide the keys in my money! And there wouldn't be enough money to hide them, anyway.

# A play on both meanings of the word "pay"
COMBINE_INV_MONEY_JAR-1=It's way too late to pay her a visit.

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=As a kid, I gathered prints from coins to know who the previous owners were!

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_COMPUTERMOUSE-1=That's no pig! It's a mouse!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_BATTERIES-1=Yeah! I'm "super-charged man"!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=The ID card... with... keys...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_BUNCHOFKEYS-2=Err...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_JAR-1=It's not supposed to keep the identity of a person, but the person itself!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=Let's see...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_FINGERPRINTKIT-2=Oh, amazing! My fingerprints are so beautiful!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_COMPUTERMOUSE-1=The mouse still doesn't want to give me its name.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=The keys wouldn't fit in the flashlight!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_JAR-1=Oh, my...
COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_JAR-2=I'd better stop that unless I want to throw up.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=Let's shed some light on this case, detective!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_COMPUTERMOUSE-1=That wouldn't scare the mouse. It's fake!

COMBINE_INV_STRING_BATTERIES-1=Can we recharge batteries with a string?...
COMBINE_INV_STRING_BATTERIES-2=All this thinking is making me tired.

COMBINE_INV_STRING_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=They're already attached!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_BATTERIES-1=That'd be pretty dangerous!
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_BATTERIES-2=So let's do it!... Another day!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=Nggh....
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_BUNCHOFKEYS-2=Gah! No, I can't cut these keys.

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_JAR-1=I can't really cut ashes.

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=Now I'm well equipped, like a real detective!  

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_COMPUTERMOUSE-1=Cut its tail? No way! Poor mousey!

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_BATTERIES-1=That's so dumb I can't even... say anything.

COMBINE_INV_SMALLKEY_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=I'd rather keep them separate, that could make the game crash.

COMBINE_INV_COOKBOOK_BATTERIES-1=I'd insert them if that was an electronic book.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_BATTERIES-1=Oh! Excellent idea! That way I'll get nuclear hands!

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=There! I've scorched off the rust!

COMBINE_INV_ICECREAM_BATTERIES-1=Mmmm! A delicious battery flavored ice cream!

COMBINE_INV_ICECREAM_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=I don't like to lick keys.

COMBINE_INV_CAN_BATTERIES-1=Maybe adding some batteries would improve the taste? I'll keep that in mind!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=I hoped I could make some music, but the sound is terrible.

#because the can is expired food, and the jar contained ashes from a dead person
COMBINE_INV_CAN_JAR-1=I can see the similarity. Both are expired!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=Seriously?! Does it even matter who touched that can?!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_COMPUTERMOUSE-1=I'm afraid the mouse won't be able to open it.

COMBINE_INV_BATTERIES_FLASHLIGHTNOBATTERY-1=They're the same size! Good!

COMBINE_INV_BATTERIES_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=Ohhh, I don't give enough of a crap to find the logic in that.

COMBINE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE_STRING-1=Now that's a great idea!
COMBINE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE_STRING-2=No cat should be able to resist this!

COMBINE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE_JAR-1=OK! I've put the mouse inside the jar! Now what?...
COMBINE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE_JAR-2=Mmm... I should stop combining items without thinking.

COMBINE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=It wouldn't have any prints! I pulled it out of the lake.

COMBINE_INV_JAR_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=Oh, no no no. I'm not wasting my time finding the rightful owner of the jar. Too late for that!

COMBINE_INV_ICECREAM1-1=Yeah, but wouldn't that melt the ice cream?

COMBINE_INV_ICECREAM2-1=That would only make it colder.

COMBINE_INV_BUNCHOFKEYS1-1=If it had a lock, maybe...

COMBINE_INV_BUNCHOFKEYS2-1=I tried to put the key inside, but it won't fit!

COMBINE_INV_CAN1-1=Of course not! I'd take the risk of damaging the can!

COMBINE_INV_CAN2-1=I doubt that would pair with the food in the can very well.

COMBINE_INV_JAR1-1=It's not dead enough to put in the jar.

COMBINE_INV_JAR2-1=But would it fit? And wouldn't it be a little disgusting?

COMBINE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE1-1=The mouse doesn't want to play with that.

COMBINE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE2-1=Mousey doesn't deserve that!

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_APARTMENT1-1=Mmm... Nope, no fingerprint there.

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_APARTMENT2-1=Has the thief touched that?
COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_APARTMENT2-2=It seems not...

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_FINGERPRINTKIT-1=Yes! I've found a fingerprint!
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_FINGERPRINTKIT-2=But...it's mine.

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_APARTMENT3-1=Yes! I've found a fingerprint!
COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_APARTMENT3-2=But...it's mine.

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_ELSEWHERE1-1=Yeah, right! Let's take fingerprints just anywhere at random!

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_ELSEWHERE2-1=That's hardly a good location to find the fingerprints of my thief...

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_ELSEWHERE3-1=There's about a zero percent chance the thief put his fingers here.

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_ELSEWHERE4-1=I'm pretty sure Hector hasn't touched that!


COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SCISSORS_DOIT-1=I guess it's time...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SCISSORS_DOIT-2=I'm so sorry, little card! You've been really helpful. But it's time for some surgery practice!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SCISSORS_DOIT2-1=Now that I think about it... How will I get back to France without it?
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SCISSORS_DOIT2-2=Whoops.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_MEMBERCARD-1=Makes sense! But...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_MEMBERCARD-2=I can't remove the picture from my ID card. It's part of the card itself.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPIC_MEMBERCARD-1=Now that's a good idea! Let's replace...
COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPIC_MEMBERCARD-2=Oops. There's a flaw in my plan! The picture doesn't stay in place.
COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPIC_MEMBERCARD-3=I knew I should have brought my glue stick...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE_MEMBERCARD-1=No way! It actually works!

COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE_MEMBERCARD2-1=I admit, for once Caroline was useful for something!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_MEMBERCARD-1=I won't bother cutting out the existing picture.
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_MEMBERCARD-2=I'll just cover it with mine!

COMBINE_INV_CROWBAR_STRING-1=I'll attach the string to the end of the crowbar...

COMBINE_INV_CROWBARSTRING_HOOK-1=Now I'll tighten this hook to the string end, and...
COMBINE_INV_CROWBARSTRING_HOOK-2=... I get a primitive fishing rod!

COMBINE_INV_FISHINGROD_APPETIZERS-1=The final touch! Put some appetizers on the hook and...
COMBINE_INV_FISHINGROD_APPETIZERS-2=There! I just hope they won't disintegrate too quickly in the water.

COMBINE_INV_STRING_HOOK-1=I'll attach this hook to the end of the string...

COMBINE_INV_HOOK_APPETIZERS-1=That's a good idea, but I'll probably need something to attach the hook first.

COMBINE_INV_STRING_APPETIZERS-1=Nnnnngggg...
COMBINE_INV_STRING_APPETIZERS-2=No, I can't attach the appetizers directly to the string. They just crumble.

COMBINE_INV_CROWBAR_HOOK-1=Err... That's an idea, but I'm skipping some steps here...

COMBINE_INV_CROWBAR_APPETIZERS-1=I would only crush the appetizers... and I don't want that.

COMBINE_INV_CROWBARSTRING_APPETIZERS-1=No, I can't attach the appetizers directly to the string. They just crumble.
COMBINE_INV_CROWBARSTRING_APPETIZERS-2=I'm missing something.

COMBINE_INV_STRINGHOOK_APPETIZERS-1=I could put the appetizers... But I can't go fishing with just a string!
COMBINE_INV_STRINGHOOK_APPETIZERS-2=I need something to make a fishing rod, first...

COMBINE_INV_STRINGHOOK_CROWBAR-1=Yes! I'll attach the string to the crowbar...
COMBINE_INV_STRINGHOOK_CROWBAR-2=...and voila! A primitive fishing rod!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_SCREWDRIVER-1=Great idea! It'll be a piece of cake to open it with this!
COMBINE_INV_CAN_SCREWDRIVER-2=...I'm just not hungry currently.

COMBINE_INV_CAN_GEKOMROOT-1=Wouldn't that give it a woody taste?

COMBINE_INV_CAN_MALAKI-1=I tried, but smashing the fruits with the can does nada... I even damaged the can!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_GLASS-1=I'd need a really good reason to smash the can with the glass.

COMBINE_INV_CAN_POT-1=Let's try the pot in the machine, before breaking it...

COMBINE_INV_CAN_POTJUICE-1=Good idea! By putting the juice on top of it, this makes it more convenient to carry!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_APPETIZERS-1=Both are food, both with sausages... But that doesn't mean they would mix well.

COMBINE_INV_CAN_REDFLOWERPLANT-1=Suuuure, I MUST be able to open the can with the plant!... Pft.

COMBINE_INV_CAN_HOOK-1=Dang! I can't hang the can on the hook!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_MEMBERCARD-1=Yeah, there's a knife on it. But the card isn't hard enough to open the can.

COMBINE_INV_CAN_CROWBAR-1=Oh yes! Definitely!
COMBINE_INV_CAN_CROWBAR-2=(Bang, bang)
COMBINE_INV_CAN_CROWBAR-3=Dang... It still won't open!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_FISHINGROD-1=I... can't open it with the fishing rod! Dang!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_MEDALLION-1=W...wait a minute. The medallion is stuck on it! It DOES work!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_SCREWDRIVER-1=Heck, no! Tom would kill me if I damaged his DVD!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_GEKOMROOT-1=There's not enough space to fit the Gekom root inside.

COMBINE_INV_DVD_MALAKI-1=What? Unbelievable! I can't make juice by pressing with the DVD!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_GLASS-1=Can't drink a DVD... I should stop combining things randomly and use my brain, for once!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_APPETIZERS-1=I love snacks while watching a movie!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_REDFLOWERPLANT-1=Both make you sleepy...

# A play on the film "Hook" and the inventory item "hook".
COMBINE_INV_DVD_HOOK-1=It's not Hook! It's Snow White!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_MEMBERCARD-1=I could hide the card in it. Actually, it's already there!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_CROWBAR-1=Snow White doesn't deserve that! But the pigs might.

COMBINE_INV_DVD_FISHINGROD-1=Plastic isn't good bait.

COMBINE_INV_DVD_MEDALLION-1=Nope... There's no metal in the DVD.

COMBINE_INV_MONEY_SCREWDRIVER-1=Money is too precious to screw with.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_SCREWDRIVER-1=That doesn't seem like the best way to cut a card...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_GLASS-1=Oh gosh. That makes the photo even bigger. And uglier.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_HOOK-1=Only if I have to go to a seminar!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_SCREWDRIVER-1=The perfect shop tools! I think.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_GEKOMROOT-1=Burn! Burn by this burning light!...
COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_GEKOMROOT-2=I can't believe it! That didn't work!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_MALAKI-1=(Bang, bang)
COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_MALAKI-2=Pft... No difference. I just dented the flashlight.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_REDFLOWERPLANT-1=Oooh... Looking more closely, I can see little fairies on the plant!
COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_REDFLOWERPLANT-2=No wonder this puts you to sleep!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_MEMBERCARD-1=Bad print quality.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_FISHINGROD-1=Not exactly what I had in mind to attract the fish...

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_MEDALLION-1=I... think the flashlight twitched?

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_SCREWDRIVER-1=The screwdriver doesn't want to be cut!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_GEKOMROOT-1=I could cut it into tiny pieces, but I wouldn't call them "ashes".

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_MALAKI-1=Nggghhhh!
COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_MALAKI-2=As expected... I can't cut the fruits. Can't even make a dent!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_POT-1=If I need it shorter, better make a new one...

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_APPETIZERS-1=My teeth will be enough!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_REDFLOWERPLANT-1=That's an idea... But the pieces would be too large and noticeable.

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_MEDAILLION-1=Wow, it really works! The blades are attracted to the medallion!

COMBINE_INV_STRING_SCREWDRIVER-1=I could tie it, yeah... But that'd be a terribly short fishing pole.

COMBINE_INV_STRING_MEMBERCARD-1=Surely there's a better way to make the picture stay in place...

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_SCREWDRIVER-1=Ah! Making the edge hotter, so I can burn things with it? Nice idea!
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_SCREWDRIVER-2=In theory... But doesn't work in practice. The screwdriver stays cold as ice.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_GEKOMROOT-1=Never mind what the old fool said! Surely I can burn it...
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_GEKOMROOT-2=Burn! That's an order!
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_GEKOMROOT-3=Pffft... That's useless. I need a much bigger fire...

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_MALAKI-1=If I can't make juice, maybe I can burn them?
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_MALAKI-2=...What? I can't! Are they made of stone?!

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_POT-1=To change the shape?... Better make a new one.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_APPETIZERS-1=No need. I like them cold!

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_REDFLOWERPLANT-1=Yeah, but what if it changed the its properties? I can't take the risk!

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_MEMBERCARD-1=No, I might still need it...

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_MEDALLION-1=Woah! The lighter got stuck on it! The thing really does attract metals!

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_GEKOMROOT-1=Reduce it to ashes... with a screwdriver?! Maybe in a million year...

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_MALAKI-1=I can't even make a dent in it...

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_CROWBAR-1=They're like father and son!

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_MEDALLION-1=Yup! The screwdriver attracts the medallion!

COMBINE_INV_GEKOMROOT_GLASS-1=Would that really help me burn the Gekom root?

COMBINE_INV_GEKOMROOT_HOOK-1=The hook on the root?... Why?

COMBINE_INV_GEKOMROOT_MEMBERCARD-1=That would take ages! I still prefer my lighter...

COMBINE_INV_GEKOMROOT_CROWBAR-1=I could smash it to pieces... But not ashes.

COMBINE_INV_GEKOMROOT_FISHINGROD-1=Ever tried burning something with a fishing rod?

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI_GLASS-1=Smashing them with the glass? I'd break it...

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI_POT-1=Let's make juice first...

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI_APPETIZERS-1=Could be yummy! But I'd break my teeth.

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI_HOOK-1=I can't put them on the hook! They're too hard.

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI_CROWBAR-1=No... Maybe I'd make a Malaki mash, but I'd certainly bend the crowbar!

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI_FISHINGROD-1=That's not the right bait. I can't even hook them!

COMBINE_INV_GLASS_BLUEFLOWERPLANT-1=Good idea... but wrong chapter.

COMBINE_INV_GLASS_CROWBAR-1=I didn't steal that glass to smash it!

COMBINE_INV_GLASS_FISHINGROD-1=The fish aren't thirsty.

COMBINE_INV_APPETIZERS_MEMBERCARD-1=To make it easier to enter the bar?

COMBINE_INV_HOOK_MEMBERCARD-1=To hang it on a wall?

COMBINE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCH_POTDRUG-1=Yeah, I'll cover the branch with the drug...

COMBINE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCHDRUG_LIGHTER-1=And here's the final touch!

COMBINE_INV_BRANCH_LIGHTER-1=I'll try, but...
COMBINE_INV_BRANCH_LIGHTER-2=No use. The lighter won't be enough to set it on fire.

COMBINE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCH_LIGHTER-1=Yeah, I'll do that, but...
COMBINE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCH_LIGHTER-2=What about the sleeping drug?

COMBINE_INV_BRANCH_POTDRUG-1=I rub the branch with what's left of the sleeping drug...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPIC1-1=That's not sticky enough...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPIC2-1=My picture is too scary.

COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE1-1=This isn't where I'm supposed to stick it...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE2-1=No! If I stick it here, everyone will be scared!

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER1-1=It doesn't need to be screwed...

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER2-1=No! I might poke a hole into it!

COMBINE_INV_POTION1-1=Pour it out? OK!
COMBINE_INV_POTION1-2=Just joking!

COMBINE_INV_GEKOMROOT1-1=I doubt that would be enough to burn it...

COMBINE_INV_GEKOMROOT2-1=Nope... It's too dry.

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI1-1=I'm afraid smashing them just anywhere won't be enough.

COMBINE_INV_MALAKI2-1=I'd probably break it, but the fruit would stay intact!

COMBINE_INV_GLASS1-1=I'm not breaking it. Not yet.

COMBINE_INV_POT1-1=Let's see if it fits in the juicer first...

COMBINE_INV_POTJUICE1-1=Whoops! I spilled it!
COMBINE_INV_POTJUICE1-2=...Got ya!

COMBINE_INV_APPETIZERS1-1=They would become much less appetizing.

COMBINE_INV_APPETIZERS2-1=No! I hate wasting food.

COMBINE_INV_REDFLOWERPLANT1-1=That would be cruel! I mean, for the plant.

COMBINE_INV_REDFLOWERPLANT2-1=That can't get sleepy, no matter how!

COMBINE_INV_HOOK1-1=That doesn't want to be hung.

COMBINE_INV_HOOK2-1=No, I could hurt it!

COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD1-1=I showed the card, but it didn't care.

COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD2-1=Can I slide the card here?... Nope.

COMBINE_INV_CROWBAR1-1=I could smash it... But what about the consequences?

COMBINE_INV_CROWBAR2-1=There are quite a few things I want to smash... Just not that.

COMBINE_INV_FISHINGROD1-1=Is that really a fishing spot?

COMBINE_INV_MEDALLION1-1=Mmm... No reaction. Either it's not metal, or that medallion is junk.


COMBINE_INV_GLASS_HOOK-1=Maybe if this was a paper cup...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_NEEDMEMBERCARD1-1=There's no way I could transform my ID card into a bar membership card unless I saw one.
COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_NEEDMEMBERCARD1-2=Better find a real card first...

COMBINE_INV_IDCARD_NEEDMEMBERCARD2-1=No, that wouldn't help much. I would just risk damaging my card...

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_HECTOR_HOUSE1-1=Hector probably touched that, and I hate the guy, so I could take his fingerprint here...
COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_HECTOR_HOUSE1-2=But... wouldn't that be cheating? I still have some morals! Just a few.

COMBINE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT_HECTOR_HOUSE2-1=He's the crook, not me! I'll take his prints on something he touched in my apartment... not at his home.

DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE1-1=Obviously, it had to be a wireless mouse...

DESCRIBE_INV_RUM1-1=Tom's rum bottle... there's a weird ammonia smell to it.



COMBINE_INV_CAN_POTDRUG-1=Cool, I've got two poisons in my inventory!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_VASE-1=OK, so I pour the contents of the can into the vase...
COMBINE_INV_CAN_VASE-2=Mmm... That might be a little disgusting. Even for me.

COMBINE_INV_CAN_FINGERS-1=Ngghh!... Nope, those fingers can't open the can either. Who would have thought?

COMBINE_INV_CAN_SHEARS-1=Yes! That should... (Cling) Should... (Cling!)
COMBINE_INV_CAN_SHEARS-2=I can't believe it! Even those shears aren't strong enough to open the can!

COMBINE_INV_CAN_BRANCH-1=(Bang, bang) Cool! Now I can play drums!

COMBINE_INV_DVD_POTDRUG-1=That's it! The witch must have used that drug to poison Snow White! And here I thought she had magical powers.

COMBINE_INV_DVD_VASE-1=OK, the DVD is inside the vase now. But why is nothing happening?

COMBINE_INV_DVD_FINGERS-1=I'm not sure... (Checks) Yes, I confirm that Snow White has all her fingers.

COMBINE_INV_DVD_SHEARS-1=I'm gonna tear that DVD apart!...
COMBINE_INV_DVD_SHEARS-2=Whoops, wait! I promised to give it back to Tom someday.

COMBINE_INV_DVD_BRANCH-1=Maybe I'm angry, but that's no reason to hit the DVD!

COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD_POTDRUG-1=Alright, I'll soak the card with drug and...
COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD_POTDRUG-2=Erm... what's the next part of this plan?

COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD_VASE-1=The card is hardly a Rosetta Stone.

COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD_FINGERS-1=Too late, I didn't have to cut off fingers to enter the club.

COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD_SHEARS-1=True, I don't need this card anymore. I'll destroy it later!

COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD_BRANCH-1=Great idea! I put the card on the branch, and it... falls.
COMBINE_INV_MEMBERCARD_BRANCH-2=Weird... It really sounded like the right thing to do.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_POTDRUG-1=I can see a few dead insects floating on the surface. Yummy!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_VASE-1=I can't read it... but not because it's too dark!

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_FINGERS-1=Those fingers have suffered enough, no need to hit them.

COMBINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT_BRANCH-1=There must be a better way to light the branch!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_POTDRUG-1=There's probably something better to soak the drug into.

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_VASE-1=I can carry the vase, I don't have to cut it up...

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_FINGERS-1=I don't need to cut the nails.

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_SHEARS-1=I'm afraid my scissors are no match for the shears!

COMBINE_INV_SCISSORS_BRANCH-1=No need to trim the branch... especially with little scissors.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_POTDRUG-1=(Uses the lighter)
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_POTDRUG-2=...That doesn't work. Maybe I need something to put the drug on, first?

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_VASE-1=Mmm... Nope, no hidden translation.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_FINGERS-1=Nah! I already burn my fingers way too often.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_SHEARS-1=Yeah! So, who am I torturing today?

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER_BRANCH-1=Good idea, but lighting up the branch should be the final step... Otherwise I'll burn myself.

COMBINE_INV_MEDALLION_POTDRUG-1=No reaction.

COMBINE_INV_MEDALLION_VASE-1=I thought maybe I'd find a metal button on the vase... No luck!

COMBINE_INV_MEDALLION_FINGERS-1=It's wood! Not metal.

COMBINE_INV_MEDALLION_SHEARS-1=Aww! Bad idea! Now the medallion is stuck to the shears...
COMBINE_INV_MEDALLION_SHEARS-2=...Ooof! Got it!

COMBINE_INV_MEDALLION_BRANCH-1=What a surprise! That branch isn't made of metal.

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_POTDRUG-1=Here you go! Perfectly stirred!

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_VASE-1=Weird! I can't find the screws to open this vase.

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_FINGERS-1=Darn! Where are the screws on these fingers?

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_SHEARS-1=The perfect tools for repairs! Or for torture?

COMBINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER_BRANCH-1=I'd have a hard time cutting the branch with a screwdriver.

COMBINE_INV_POTDRUG_VASE-1=I don't need a bigger cup...

COMBINE_INV_POTDRUG_FINGERS-1=The fingers aren't chips, and this isn't guacamole.

COMBINE_INV_POTDRUG_SHEARS-1=I could probably find something better to soak with the drug...

COMBINE_INV_SHEARS_BRANCH-1=The size is perfect! No need to trim down the branch.

COMBINE_INV_FINGERS_SHEARS-1=No way! I won't torture those poor fingers anymore!

COMBINE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCHPOTDRUG-1=I rub the soaked branch with what's left of the sleeping drug...

COMBINE_INV_KNIFE_MEDALLION-1=Already done! The medallion helped to grab the knife.

COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKET_DVD-1=I see! But usually we use a mail and a stamp to send a DVD.

COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKET_FLASHLIGHT-1=Looks like standard paper. Not surprising.

COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKET_MEMBERCARD-1=I'm ready for a trip!

COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKET_LIGHTER-1=I don't like travelling! Let's burn these tickets...
COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKET_LIGHTER-2=...Wait, these are valuable! I've changed my mind.

COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKET_MANUSCRIPT-1=Paper with paper equals?... Probably nothing.

COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKET_PIECE-1=I don't need to wrap it.

COMBINE_INV_MANUSCRIPT_PIECE-1=Is there a link between the manuscript and those pieces?... I can't really say.

COMBINE_INV_PIECE_PIECE-1=I can't combine the pieces together.
COMBINE_INV_PIECE_PIECE-2=Then again, I'm not at kindergarten anymore, so maybe I'm just doing it wrong.

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER1-1=Burn! Burn to ashes!
COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER1-2=...What? No effect?

COMBINE_INV_LIGHTER2-1=Nah, it's way too cute to burn it down.

COMBINE_INV_DVD1-1=Come on, Snow White! Help me!
COMBINE_INV_DVD1-2=...Looks like I'm not in a fairy tale. Dang! Reality sucks.

COMBINE_INV_DVD2-1=Does this really look like a DVD player?

COMBINE_INV_POTDRUG1-1=It doesn't need to be put to sleep!

COMBINE_INV_VASE1-1=Would this really help read the vase?

COMBINE_INV_VASE2-1=I'm trying but... That doesn't fit!

COMBINE_INV_FINGERS1-1=I should stop sticking my fingers everywhere. Especially when they aren't mine.

COMBINE_INV_FINGERS2-1=I'm afraid these fingers won't be able to hold it...

COMBINE_INV_SHEARS1-1=I can't cut that! Or... Actually I could, but it's be a disaster!

COMBINE_INV_SHEARS2-1=Does this really deserve to be tortured?

COMBINE_INV_BRANCH1-1=I could stick it here... or in my bottom. Same result. There must be a less painful solution...

COMBINE_INV_BRANCH2-1=OK, but I don't think the branch would win.

#IMPORTANT : These are SANDRA dialogs! 
#She owns : the plastic bag, the lizard, the pendant, the poo tablet, the airline tickets "sandra", the tablet lightning "sandra", the appetizers "sandra", and the credit card.
COMBINE_INV_PLASTICBAG1-1=I don't know... I thought I'd put something more interesting in my bag.

COMBINE_INV_PLASTICBAG2-1=Wouldn't it wither if I put it inside?

COMBINE_INV_LIZARD1-1=That'd be dangerous! The lizard could eat it and explode!

COMBINE_INV_LIZARD2-1=I hate animal abuse! At least, when it's on purpose.

COMBINE_INV_PENDANT1-1=I can't seem to hypnotise it... If only it came with a manual.

COMBINE_INV_PENDANT2-1=I order you not to move!
COMBINE_INV_PENDANT2-2=...Great, it works!

COMBINE_INV_TABLETPOO1-1=After all my effort to get it, I'd better not break it!

COMBINE_INV_AIRLINETICKETSANDRA1-1=I doubt it wants to go on a trip.

COMBINE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA1-1=Maybe not. Bjorn said it was crucial to take good care of... (Thump)
COMBINE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA1-2=Whoops... Dropped it again. It's like soap in my hands!

COMBINE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA2-1=(Bang, bang) Nope. I can't break it with the tablet.

COMBINE_INV_APPETIZERSSANDRA1-1=Oh my... Did I really try to feed that? Maybe I've been in the sun too long...

COMBINE_INV_APPETIZERSSANDRA2-1=Eat it!... Come on! Eat!
COMBINE_INV_APPETIZERSSANDRA2-2=Poor thing. It won't listen to me.

COMBINE_INV_CREDITCARD1-1=No, I can't buy that... It's part of the list of exceptions!

COMBINE_INV_CREDITCARD2-1=Pretty! And probably useful! But I must resist...

#IMPORTANT : Bjorn dialogs again starting from here !
COMBINE_INV_KNIFE1-1=Maybe I could cut it, but do I really want to?

COMBINE_INV_KNIFE2-1=No, cutting that would make it really ugly.

COMBINE_INV_MANUSCRIPT1-1=There, I've put the manuscript on it. But nothing happens.

COMBINE_INV_MANUSCRIPT2-1=I'm not quite sure this will help me to understand the manuscript...

COMBINE_INV_PIECE1-1=Nope... That doesn't fit!

COMBINE_INV_PIECE2-1=Stupid... It's pretty obvious that the piece can't be inserted here...

COMBINE_INV_TABLETSNOW1-1=I'd rather play with the tablet elsewhere. Let's leave this place first...


COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT1-1=Even for me, that just doesn't make any sense.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT2-1=Of course! So I'll put that thingy over the doodah?
COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT2-2=And then combine the widget with the whatchamacallit!

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT3-1=Think before acting. Think before acting. OK?

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT4-1=NO. Just NO.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT5-1=I'm starting to get sick of combining everything with nothing.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT6-1=Sorry. My hands are malfunctioning at the moment. Try again later.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT7-1=I tried, but it wouldn't cooperate!

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT8-1=So I'm going to... Err...
COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT8-2=I forgot!

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT9-1=Yeah, I've seen loonies doing that, sometimes.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT10-1=Stop it... Please, brain, stop suggesting stupid ideas.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT11-1=Wouldn't that be a little too extreme?

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT12-1=Maybe I should eat it instead.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT13-1=I'm mad, I tell ya! MAD!

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT14-1=The default text for this stupid action is - WHAT THE HECK?

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT15-1=Can't do that. Not now, not ever.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT16-1=Oh, no. I hate it, and I won't do it.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT17-1=I'd rather eat rotten sausages from the bottom of an elephant than do that.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT18-1=Sure! When pigs fly.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT19-1=I'm getting seriously tired. Maybe I should have a rest instead of doing anything stupid.

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT20-1=Hey! Am I drunk or what?

COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT21-1=Maybe if I used my feet...
COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT21-2=Nggg... No, didn't work.




#These are SANDRA's default dialogs when combining items on screen

COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT1-1=And... How do I do that, exactly?

COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT2-1=I'm not Bjorn! I don't do stupid things!
COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT2-2=Wait, no. That's not it.
COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT2-3=I don't do stupid things ON PURPOSE.

COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT3-1=Woah! I almost made a mistake.
COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT3-2=Weird, I could swear someone's been spying me since I woke up... That must be why I can't keep focused.

COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT4-1=I don't get it! This should work!

COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT5-1=Maybe I'm still sleeping at the hotel and having a dream. I just can't believe I'd try nonsense like that.

COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT6-1=Nggghh!...
COMBINE_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT6-2=I'm afraid I'm just a weak woman. I can't get this to work.






#----- DESCRIBE ITEMS --------
DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARD1-1=I'm such a photogenic guy.

DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARD2-1=I hate photo booths.

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEY1-1=Wow! I'm rich!

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEY2-1=This is the key to open many doors.

DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHT1-1=Made in China. You don't say!

DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHT2-1=This can also be used as a...erm...
DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHT2-2=Sorry, not in front of the kids.

DESCRIBE_INV_STRING1-1=Now to figure out how this could help me.

DESCRIBE_INV_STRING2-1=Oh, I can tie it to my wrist. What a cool wristband!

DESCRIBE_INV_SCISSORS1-1=Better handle that carefully. I cut myself a lot with these!

DESCRIBE_INV_SCISSORS2-1=I'm sure you could kill someone with that! By sticking it in an eye or something.
DESCRIBE_INV_SCISSORS2-2=(Gulp) Maybe I shouldn't carry it with me...

DESCRIBE_INV_SMALLKEY1-1=Good! But... what does this open?

DESCRIBE_INV_SMALLKEY2-1=Gotta find a lock. The one for that key, preferably.

DESCRIBE_INV_COOKBOOK1-1=I wonder how this ended up in my shelf?

DESCRIBE_INV_COOKBOOK2-1=This is all Chinese to me.

DESCRIBE_INV_LIGHTER1-1=This lighter must belong to that scoundrel.

DESCRIBE_INV_LIGHTER2-1=The power of fire!

DESCRIBE_INV_CAN1-1=Great, a free meal!

DESCRIBE_INV_CAN2-1=No worries about the expiration date.
DESCRIBE_INV_CAN2-2=I've heard we've found honey preserved in egyptian tombs. And it was good as new!

DESCRIBE_INV_DVD1-1=I love watching a good cartoon sometimes!

DESCRIBE_INV_DVD2-1=That's not a good cover.
DESCRIBE_INV_DVD2-2=Why? Just look at these overly cheerful pigs! Way too cheesy.


DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYPOOR1-1=I'm getting poorer as time goes by. Why can't it be the opposite?

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYPOOR2-1=Ah, money, money, money... If only you'd multiply.

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYPOOREST1-1=Yup. This time I'm poor, and it's getting critical.

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYPOOREST2-1=Now I won't even be able to afford an ice cube. Sigh.

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYRICH1-1=I'll hold on to these until I get a new credit card...

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYRICH2-1=So much money! So many possibilities!

DESCRIBE_INV_BUNCHOFKEYS1-1=I hope there's a key to open the archives.

DESCRIBE_INV_BUNCHOFKEYS2-1=This time I have more keys than locks! That should be easy!

DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHTNOBATTERY1-1=Dead batteries means this is totally unusable.

DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHTNOBATTERY2-1=Didn't I use it last night?
DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHTNOBATTERY2-2=The batteries were probably already weak. Otherwise, there's no way I couldn't have seen my thief!

DESCRIBE_INV_VANILLAICECREAM1-1=Very tempting...but I must resist.

DESCRIBE_INV_VANILLAICECREAM2-1=With this weather, no normal human being can resist ice cream.

DESCRIBE_INV_COCONUTICECREAM1-1=Annnnnd here's a deliiiicious coconut ice cream!

DESCRIBE_INV_COCONUTICECREAM2-1=Better give it away quick before it melts!...
DESCRIBE_INV_COCONUTICECREAM2-2=...OK, I know. Ice cream doesn't melt in this game. But, still.

DESCRIBE_INV_ICECREAM1-1=An ice cream... sort of.

DESCRIBE_INV_ICECREAM2-1=Well, flavor or no, that should be refreshing!

DESCRIBE_INV_NEWSPAPER1-1=This looks awfully similar to what happened to me...
DESCRIBE_INV_NEWSPAPER1-2=Gulp.

DESCRIBE_INV_NEWSPAPER2-1=I must show this to the police! Maybe they'd believe me!

DESCRIBE_INV_BATTERIES1-1=These are regular AAAAA battteries.
DESCRIBE_INV_BATTERIES1-2=Or was it AAAAAA?

DESCRIBE_INV_BATTERIES2-1=I think they work, I used the vibrating device last week.

DESCRIBE_INV_JAR1-1=Good enough to store a few things!
DESCRIBE_INV_JAR1-2=I'll avoid liquids though. That doesn't blend well with ashes.

DESCRIBE_INV_JAR2-1=I like recycling things! Nothing goes to waste!

DESCRIBE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT1-1=That's a professional kit?! I had one like that in grade school!
DESCRIBE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT1-2=And this doesn't even come with a manual! Good thing I learned back then.

DESCRIBE_INV_FINGERPRINTKIT2-1=Let's see if I can find a spot where our favorite thief put his greasy hands...

DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE2-1=If only I had a computer.
DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSE2-2=Maybe I can find another use for it, though!

DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSESTRING1-1=Sometimes I'm so proud of myself, I could fart with happiness!
DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSESTRING1-2=Whoops.

DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSESTRING2-1=All set! Let's try it!

DESCRIBE_INV_VALUABLESTATUE1-1=How do I know it's valuable?
DESCRIBE_INV_VALUABLESTATUE1-2=Easy! Just read the price tag!

#"You" is the statue
DESCRIBE_INV_VALUABLESTATUE2-1=Well, it's time. I'll have to part with you...

DESCRIBE_INV_TENNISBALL1-1=Look what you've done, tennis ball!

DESCRIBE_INV_TENNISBALL2-1=This is all your fault!

DESCRIBE_INV_MAGNET1-1=Grandma used to collect a lot like these!
DESCRIBE_INV_MAGNET1-2=In the end, it killed her. That's what my parents said anyway.

#Play on both meanings of "attract"
DESCRIBE_INV_MAGNET2-1=I feel more attractive with this!

DESCRIBE_INV_AIRLINETICKET1-1=A dozen free airline tickets to... Nogo?

DESCRIBE_INV_AIRLINETICKET2-1=I'll be able to take a well-deserved vacation!

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNING1-1=I'm glad to have it back! Even though I have no idea what to do with it.

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNING2-1=If only it was a chocolate tablet. I'm hungry!

DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPIC1-1=I already regret it...

DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPIC2-1=I'll need to pay at least 50 euros to replace that ID card I've destroyed!

DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE1-1=It stinks... Both the smell and the visuals, actually.

DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE2-1=Hopefully I don't reek as much as this photo...

DESCRIBE_INV_SCREWDRIVER1-1=Wait, why did I pick this up?... I thought I was on vacation!

DESCRIBE_INV_SCREWDRIVER2-1=I never do home improvements... And each time I've used a screwdriver, I hurt myself!

DESCRIBE_INV_POTION1-1=Pretty color! That blue looks... Yummy!

DESCRIBE_INV_POTION2-1=Why are there wasps inside? I guess they were thirsty, and drowned...

DESCRIBE_INV_GEKOMROOT1-1=Ain't that just a tiny chunk of regular wood?...

DESCRIBE_INV_GEKOMROOT2-1=It's so dry... Despite what the sorcerer said, this should burn easily.

DESCRIBE_INV_GEKOMROOTASHES1-1=Nice! For once, I'm carrying ashes that don't come from a human body!

DESCRIBE_INV_GEKOMROOTASHES2-1=That will give the potion a nice flavor!

DESCRIBE_INV_MALAKI1-1=Ngghhhhhh!
DESCRIBE_INV_MALAKI1-2=The sorcerer is right... These are like rocks!

DESCRIBE_INV_MALAKI2-1=Are they really fresh? No way! How am I going to extract the juice?

DESCRIBE_INV_GLASS1-1=Just a regular glass... Considering the lack of water around here, I'm not sure it'll be useful.

DESCRIBE_INV_GLASS2-1=If only it was filled... With wine. Or beer. Or any other alcohol... (Sigh)

DESCRIBE_INV_POT1-1=I always have size trouble...

DESCRIBE_INV_POT2-1=I hope this fits!...

DESCRIBE_INV_POTJUICE1-1=Pheeew... That was hard!
DESCRIBE_INV_POTJUICE1-2=...Oh gosh! I almost spilled it. I must be more careful!

DESCRIBE_INV_POTJUICE2-1=Let's bring this to Henri, fast! I hope I didn't do all this for nothing!

DESCRIBE_INV_APPETIZERS1-1=Those appetizers are appetizing!

DESCRIBE_INV_APPETIZERS2-1=Gotta resist... Gotta resist...
DESCRIBE_INV_APPETIZERS2-2=(Crunch, crunch) Oh well, there are still plenty...

DESCRIBE_INV_REDFLOWERPLANT_BEFORE-1=What a nice and pretty flower! I'm sure this has nice healing properties, too!

DESCRIBE_INV_REDFLOWERPLANT_AFTER-1=So this is a sedative, uh?...
DESCRIBE_INV_REDFLOWERPLANT_AFTER-2=Can't wait to test it on Caroline! She really needs it.

DESCRIBE_INV_BLUEFLOWERPLANT1-1=So that's a Stagilis Strasimum? Doesn't look THAT different to me...

DESCRIBE_INV_BLUEFLOWERPLANT2-1=I'm sure any bit of grass would be enough... The sorcerer is just toying with me.

DESCRIBE_INV_HOOK1-1=Arh arh! I'm captain hook!... Well, almost.

DESCRIBE_INV_HOOK2-1=I'm no expert, but I'd say these are used for fishing.

DESCRIBE_INV_MEMBERCARD1-1=I'm a good thief, after all!

DESCRIBE_INV_MEMBERCARD2-1=Wow, that card is so ugly. I could do much better with PhotoStore! They should hire me!

DESCRIBE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK1-1=Looks legit!

DESCRIBE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK2-1=I actually think that's quite an improvement!

DESCRIBE_INV_PIRANHA1-1=It's not moving anymore. Must be dead... Or faking it quite well.

DESCRIBE_INV_PIRANHA2-1=Woah! I could swear it blinked and looked at me, for a second!

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYNOGO1-1=I just got cheated... Once again.

DESCRIBE_INV_MONEYNOGO2-1=1000 Nogoyans. Hopefully I can buy a candy with that.

DESCRIBE_INV_STRINGHOOK1-1=Not perfect, but this will do!

DESCRIBE_INV_STRINGHOOK2-1=Good thing I bought extra strong trashbags!

DESCRIBE_INV_CROWBAR1-1=Woops, it's sticking out of my pants. That's... embarrassing.

DESCRIBE_INV_CROWBAR2-1=Now I can defend myself! Just in case... I don't feel really safe around here.

DESCRIBE_INV_CROWBARSTRING1-1=Not quite a fishing rod, but I'm getting there!

DESCRIBE_INV_CROWBARSTRING2-1=Now, what's missing?... I wish I fished more....

DESCRIBE_INV_FISHINGRODBAIT1-1=There you go! Time to fish!

DESCRIBE_INV_FISHINGRODBAIT2-1=Beware, fish! 'Cause I'm gonna decimate you!

DESCRIBE_INV_FISHINGROD1-1=Time to fish!... Or is it?...

DESCRIBE_INV_FISHINGROD2-1=Seems ready to fish, but... am I forgetting something?

DESCRIBE_INV_MEDALLION1-1=Mrs. Basse said this has the power to attract metals...
DESCRIBE_INV_MEDALLION1-2=Maybe there's a magnet inside?

DESCRIBE_INV_MEDALLION2-1=I don't know if this attract metals, but it sure does attract dust!




DESCRIBE_INV_POTDRUG1-1=The sorcerer said the dosage is a matter of life and death!
DESCRIBE_INV_POTDRUG1-2=Mmmm... I'll just use half of it and we'll see.

DESCRIBE_INV_POTDRUG2-1=The color and smell are very... yummy! Like a jellybean!

DESCRIBE_INV_POTDRUGHALF1-1=I've used half of it, so there's still some left.
DESCRIBE_INV_POTDRUGHALF1-2=I'm keeping it specifically for Caroline!

DESCRIBE_INV_POTDRUGHALF2-1=I'm a master of poisons!
DESCRIBE_INV_POTDRUGHALF2-2=...This country is starting to weigh on me.

DESCRIBE_INV_VASE1-1=Actually, there's no text on the back... So I could have copied it.
DESCRIBE_INV_VASE1-2=Ah, well. Nothing beats owning the original!

DESCRIBE_INV_VASE2-1=Nice shape!

DESCRIBE_INV_FINGERS1-1=I'm a good surgeon, see? A perfect cut, not a single drop of blood!

DESCRIBE_INV_FINGERS2-1=That reminds me of that famous chocolate bar with two fingers!
DESCRIBE_INV_FINGERS2-2=Except they're huge. And not chocolate.

DESCRIBE_INV_SHEARS1-1=Is that blood on the edge?...
DESCRIBE_INV_SHEARS1-2=Oh, who cares! As long as it's not mine.

DESCRIBE_INV_SHEARS2-1=They seem very sharp. I bet they could be used to torture someone!

DESCRIBE_INV_BRANCH1-1=Long and quite thin! I'm sure it could fit in my...
DESCRIBE_INV_BRANCH1-2=...I have weird ideas, these days.

DESCRIBE_INV_BRANCH2-1=Why did I take this, again?

DESCRIBE_INV_BRANCHDRUG1-1=Oh... I can already feel it... working... ZzzZzzZ...
DESCRIBE_INV_BRANCHDRUG1-2=Woah! Better stop sniffing it.

DESCRIBE_INV_BRANCHDRUG2-1=OK, the branch is green! What next?

DESCRIBE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCH1-1=(Cough, cough)
DESCRIBE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCH1-2=Gotta do something with that branch, and quickly before I pass out!

DESCRIBE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCH2-1=Let's stop looking at that and focus on doing something with it!

DESCRIBE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCHDRUG1-1=Wonderful! It's art!

DESCRIBE_INV_SOAKEDBRANCHDRUG2-1=(Cough, cough) ZzzZZzzzz...

DESCRIBE_INV_SMOKEBRANCH1-1=Yeah, of course! Let's stand here and look at that firey branch in my hands!

DESCRIBE_INV_SMOKEBRANCH2-1=So where should I stick this?...

#These are SANDRA items
DESCRIBE_INV_APPETIZERSSANDRA1-1=The leftovers. There are only a few, but they could feed thousands ants!
DESCRIBE_INV_APPETIZERSSANDRA1-2=But... do insects eat meat? I don't know... I missed that class at school.

DESCRIBE_INV_APPETIZERSSANDRA2-1=I hope they're not rotten. I wouldn't want to sicken the animals!

DESCRIBE_INV_PLASTICBAG1-1=I never go outside without my favorite plastic bag!
DESCRIBE_INV_PLASTICBAG1-2=It's very handy. I can fit anything in it! Papers, food, speeding fines...

DESCRIBE_INV_PLASTICBAG2-1=I cleaned it out after Caroline threw up in it.
DESCRIBE_INV_PLASTICBAG2-2=I did a good job, it almost doesn't smell anymore!

DESCRIBE_INV_CREDITCARD1-1=I was relunctant to get one, but I admit. This card is very useful!
DESCRIBE_INV_CREDITCARD1-2=I can buy anything I want! And sometimes things I don't want.

DESCRIBE_INV_CREDITCARD2-1=I can't use it to pay on the internet, though.
DESCRIBE_INV_CREDITCARD2-2=For some reason the card doesn't fit in any slot on my computer. I've also tried the DVD player but the card damaged it!
DESCRIBE_INV_CREDITCARD2-3=I guess I'll have to get a new computer. We live in such a consumeristic society!

DESCRIBE_INV_LIZARD1-1=Looks like it loves my plastic bag! It just left some droppings.

DESCRIBE_INV_LIZARD2-1=Everything's fine! There are little holes on the top, so it should breathe fine.
DESCRIBE_INV_LIZARD2-2=I always take good care of animals! When I was young, all my goldfish lived for a whole week!

DESCRIBE_INV_PENDANT1-1=So this can be used to hypnotise someone?
DESCRIBE_INV_PENDANT1-2=It's very colorful, so I guess it's possible!

DESCRIBE_INV_PENDANT2-1=It looks quite mystical!
DESCRIBE_INV_PENDANT2-2=I just wonder why there's a price tag on the back.

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA1-1=Bjorn is so careless! I can't believe he... (Thump)
DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA1-2=Whoops, I dropped it again! Good thing it's solid.

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA2-1=The drawing looks a bit childish. Maybe it was used to teach kids?

DESCRIBE_INV_AIRLINETICKETSANDRA1-1=Crash Airlines? Ah, yes! It was written on our plane!
DESCRIBE_INV_AIRLINETICKETSANDRA1-2=They said they provide the best psychological assistance!

DESCRIBE_INV_AIRLINETICKETSANDRA2-1=Grandpa used that company all the time to come visit us!
DESCRIBE_INV_AIRLINETICKETSANDRA2-2=After his plane crash, he never was the same. His head was never retrieved.

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETPOO1-1=It looks exactly like the other one!
DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETPOO1-2=Well, except for the crappy symbol on it.

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETPOO2-1=Nice to see ancient people had a sense of humor!

#These are BJORN items again
DESCRIBE_INV_MANUSCRIPT1-1=Looks like kids' drawings to me...

DESCRIBE_INV_MANUSCRIPT2-1=That fellow is happy! But I'm not. Am I supposed to understand something?

DESCRIBE_INV_KNIFE1-1=Mom said not to play with knives! Then again, I might be dead already if I never used them...
DESCRIBE_INV_KNIFE1-2=It's true! How would I cut my meat without a knife, uh?

DESCRIBE_INV_KNIFE2-1=Not very sharp. Good!

DESCRIBE_INV_PIECE1-1=Some kind of wooden piece...
DESCRIBE_INV_PIECE1-2=What's that shape? A square? A cylinder? I always sucked at geometry...

DESCRIBE_INV_PIECE2-1=That's a piece! But... a piece of what?

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETSNOW1-1=To think I came all the way here, and profaned a tomb just for this old thing!
DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETSNOW1-2=Women... They make you do the stupidest things, all the time.

DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETSNOW2-1=It's like the other ones. With a snow symbol on it. Pointless.


DESCRIBE_INV_SNACK1-1=I need to bring this to room 204.

DESCRIBE_INV_SNACK2-1=Looks tasty!
#----- EAT COOKIES --------
PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES1-1=(Crunch, crunch)

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES2-1=Err... Alright. (Crunch, crunch)

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES3-1=Do I really have to?... OK...

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES4-1=Again?! I'm about to throw up...

PCCLICK_NO_COOKIE1-1=W...what? I don't have any cookies left?
PCCLICK_NO_COOKIE1-2=Oh no! I can't use my brain without cookies!

PCCLICK_NO_COOKIE2-1=I need an idea...
PCCLICK_NO_COOKIE2-2=But to get an idea, I need a cookie...
PCCLICK_NO_COOKIE2-3=So I need to get an idea to get a cookie to get an idea...
PCCLICK_NO_COOKIE2-4=Argh! My brain's melting!

PCCLICK_COOKIE_NO1-1=Yeah, I'm not that hungry anyway.

PCCLICK_COOKIE_NO2-1=Yeah, I don't really see how a cookie could help me...

PCCLICK_COOKIE_NO3-1=Yeah, cookies disgust me now. I've eaten too many!

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES3-2=(Crunch, crunch)

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES5-1=I'm getting sick...

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES6-1=(Vomits)
PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES6-2=I made space for more! (Crunch, crunch)

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES7-1=Sure thing! (Crunch, crunch)

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES8-1=(Crunch, crunch)
PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES8-2=(Cough, cough!)
PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES8-3=I almost choked on it! But I'm OK!

PCCLICK_COOKIE_EXPERT1-1=No way! My mouth refuses to envelop those dirty cookies!
PCCLICK_COOKIE_EXPERT1-2=Maybe that's because I've deactivated hints. I can solve this by myself!

PCCLICK_COOKIE_EXPERT2-1=No need for hints. I'm an expert! Right?
PCCLICK_COOKIE_EXPERT2-2=Well... If it gets too hard for me, I can go back to the gameplay options and change that setting!


#BJORN
DIALOG_INV_DEFAULT1-1=I would if I could!


#BJORN
DIALOG_INV_DEFAULT2-1=I could show this... But I don't want to.


#TOILETHUMOR REPLACEMENT

DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE1-1-TOILET1=I cut it for a reason. Let's stick it somewhere!
DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE2-1-TOILET1=This didn't improve my picture.

INV_TABLETPOO-TOILET2=Mountain tablet
GAMEOVER_DIALOG_PC39_CALL-1-TOILET1=Here lies BJORN THONEN, who was found flat on his belly in a puddle of fruit juice.

DESCRIBE_INV_RUM1-1-TOILET1=Tom's rum bottle...
COMBINE_INV_DEFAULT17-1-TOILET1=That makes no sense.
DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHT2-1-TOILET2=It works!
DESCRIBE_INV_FLASHLIGHT2-2-TOILET2=Most of the time.
DESCRIBE_INV_CAN2-1-TOILET2=I could probably knock someone out with that.
DESCRIBE_INV_CAN2-2-TOILET2=Great!
DESCRIBE_INV_BATTERIES2-1-TOILET2=I hope they work!
DESCRIBE_INV_JAR1-2-TOILET2=It's quite spacious. No wonder you could put someone inside.
DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSESTRING1-1-TOILET1=Hey, Kitty!
DESCRIBE_INV_COMPUTERMOUSESTRING1-2-TOILET1=Here's a hand-made toy, just for you!
DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE1-1=It's perfect!
DESCRIBE_INV_IDCARDPICGLUE2-1=I have such great ideas sometimes.

DESCRIBE_INV_PLASTICBAG2-1-TOILET1=Very handy! I've had it for years!
DESCRIBE_INV_PLASTICBAG2-2-TOILET1=That's the best way to recycle.
DESCRIBE_INV_AIRLINETICKETSANDRA2-2-TOILET1=Too bad he disappeared in a plane accident.
DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETPOO1-2-TOILET2=I just wonder why ancient people couldn't draw mountains better than this.
DESCRIBE_INV_TABLETPOO2-1-TOILET2=Bjorn will be so happy!

PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES4-1-TOILET1=Again?!
PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES5-1-TOILET1=I don't have a choice, do I...
PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES6-1-TOILET2=(Sigh)
PCCLICK_COOKIE_YES6-2-TOILET2=Alright, alright...

MENU_OPTIONS_TOILET_HUMOR=Toilet humor
MENU_OPTIONS_TOILET_ALL=All
MENU_OPTIONS_TOILET_SOME=Some
MENU_OPTIONS_TOILET_NONE=None

MENU_ASK_TOILET_HUMOR=Do you like toilet humor?
MENU_ASK_TOILET_ALL=Yes! Gimme all of it!
MENU_ASK_TOILET_SOME=Just a little
MENU_ASK_TOILET_NONE=No! I don't want any!


#=EndOfFile
