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TOPIC_ADVICE=Advice





#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL1-1=Can I help?

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL1-2=Yes, of course!


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL2-1=Leave it to me!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL2-2=Mmm... You can help if you want, but I won't stand around doing nothing.


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL3-1=Dang! How long is it gonna take?!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL3-2=Hey! It would take less time if you'd help instead of... whatever you're doing!


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL4-1=Still nothing?

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL4-2=Stop asking! I can't concentrate!


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL5-1=(Yawn)

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_WELCOME_USUAL5-2=What a dumb attempt to get my attention.


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_WELCOME1-1=Hey, garden gnome!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_WELCOME1-2=Hey, Grandpa!


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_WELCOME2-1=I'm curious. What's that little brat doing?

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_WELCOME2-2=I'll pretend I didn't hear that.


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_EXITUSUAL1-1=Go bury yourself in sand.

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_EXITUSUAL1-2=Get lost.


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_EXITUSUAL2-1=(...)

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_EXITUSUAL2-2=Not even a goodbye? 'Getting better and better.


#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_DEFAULT-1=This stinks!


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_DVD-1=I love this movie !

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_DVD-2=I know, I've seen it lots of times! I even have some the figurines at home! Mom's last boyfriend gave them to me.

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_DVD-3=For some reason the pigs are all stuck together on Snow White's back.

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_DVD-4=They must have used too much glue.


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_CAN-1=This is for you!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_CAN-2=Uh? I don't want that!

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_CAN-3=But you said you were hungry!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_CAN-4=Not THAT much!


#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT-1=Stop that! You're blinding me, Grandpa!

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT-2=So what?

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT-3=I'll make you pay someday!

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_FLASHLIGHT-4=Impossible. I'm broke.


#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-1=No way! That picture is stupid! And it stinks...

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-2=Guess what? I stuck that picture on with some of your vomit!

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-3=Thank you very much, by the way!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-4=You're disgusting!


#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_LIGHTER-1=Watch out!!! You'll burn my hair!!!

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_LIGHTER-2=I wanted to. Have you seen your hair? Looks like sauerkraut! Makes me hungry!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_LIGHTER-3=I don't know what sauerkraut is, but go to hell!

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_LIGHTER-4=Not hell. Germany.


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEDALLION-1=Look at this medallion! It's magical!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEDALLION-2=Magical crap. I've seen stuff like that at the supermarket.

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEDALLION-3=But it works! And it saved my life! See this bullet mark?

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEDALLION-4=Yeah, right... More like a bottlecap mark.


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER-1=This screwdriver has been so useful! It's my best friend!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER-2=I don't want to know why this screwdriver is your best friend...

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_SCREWDRIVER-3=But I'm sure you have lots to say to it.


#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_SHEARS-1=Can I cut your hair?

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_SHEARS-2=NO!

#BJORN
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_SHEARS-3=But I've got the perfect tool for it!

#CAROLINE
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_SHEARS-4=Yeah! For cutting open my head!


#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_DEFAULT-1=I'm busy, Bjorn!


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_DVD-1=Did I show you this DVD?

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_DVD-2=I think so. Aren't you planning to give it back to its owner?

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_DVD-3=Yes, probably not today though...


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_CAN-1=Are you hungry?

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_CAN-2=Bjorn! You said you had nothing for Caroline, who's starving, yet you had this on you?!

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_CAN-3=Erm... But it's expired!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_CAN-4=Then why are you giving it to me? And why are you lugging that heavy thing around?!

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_CAN-5=...Who knows! It might be useful someday!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_CAN-6=You're a total mystery to me.


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_FLASHLIGHT-1=Have you seen this? It's a...

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_FLASHLIGHT-2=Flashlight, yes. Wow! I've never seen a flashlight in my whole life! Thank you very much!

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_FLASHLIGHT-3=I didn't know you were capable of sarcasm! I'm discovering new aspects of you every day!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_FLASHLIGHT-4=I'm glad you find these pointless conversations useful.


#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-1=What's that?... Your new ID?... (Laughs)

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-2=Actually, yeah...

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-3=I cut up my ID card to make this one.

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-4=You actually destroyed your ID card?!

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-5=Yeah! That was the only picture I had.

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-6=(Why do I always find the weirdest guys on Earth?)


#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_LIGHTER-1=Oh! You actually kept my lighter!

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_LIGHTER-2=Technically it's not yours... But it's been useful.

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_LIGHTER-3=I used it to burn reeds, to lit up a fireplace, and even find a criminal!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_LIGHTER-4=That's... surprising, but good for you...


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEDALLION-1=This medallion saved my life!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEDALLION-2=In that case, I should thank it!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEDALLION-3=Oh, mighty piece of plastic garbage! Thank you so much for saving the life of this sinner!

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEDALLION-4=That's not funny. I wish you would take me seriously, sometimes.

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_MEDALLION-5=Start by being serious.


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_SCREWDRIVER-1=This is the most useful tool I've ever had!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_SCREWDRIVER-2=Oh! Do you often do home improvements?

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_SCREWDRIVER-3=Never.


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_SHEARS-1=Look what I'm carrying in my underpants!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_INV_SHEARS-2=Are you crazy?! Sometimes I wonder how you're still alive.

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_INV_SHEARS-3=I've got a lucky star.


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL1-1=I'll leave you to it!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL1-2=Alright...


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL2-1=I'm exhausted. I can't think straight.

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL2-2=You're always exhausted!


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL3-1=See ya!

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL3-2=Where are you going?

#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL3-3=Nowhere... Just needed to say something to end that awkward conversation.


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL4-1=I'll come back later. Hopefully you'll have found something by then !

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL4-2=(Sigh)


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL5-1=I give up.

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL5-2=Well, I won't!


#BJORN
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL6-1=I'll just take a short walk until I get an idea.

#SANDRA
PC40_SANDRA_EXITUSUAL6-2=Don't go too far, though!

PC40_COOKIE_NOTYET1-1=Nope, not yet! I can get some free advice from Sandra first.
PC40_COOKIE_NOTYET1-2=I'll only eat cookies if she gets stuck! Then I'll give her the solution. She'll be amazed!

PC40_COOKIE_NOTYET2-1=For now, I shouldn't waste my cookies! Let's just talk to Sandra first.




#TOILETHUMOR REPLACEMENT
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_DVD-3-TOILET1=So, can I have it?
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_DVD-4-TOILET1=Nope.

PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-2-TOILET1=Guess what? I stuck that picture on with some fruit juice you threw on my door!
PC40_CAROLINE_INV_MEMBERCARDOK-4-TOILET1=You're so weird.


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