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#=EXCAVATION SITE (SANDRA VERSION)
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#----- Translations --------

#----- Clickers --------
PC_ROCK=Rock
PC_FATLIZARD=Fat lizard

#------ Gameplay ---------
GOT_LIZARD=Got a lizard!

PC30S_LIGHTHOUSE1-1=Is that an ancient lighthouse? In the middle of the desert?...
PC30S_LIGHTHOUSE1-2=Maybe there was an ocean here, in the past?

PC30S_LIGHTHOUSE2-1=I don't know why, but seeing that makes me hungry!

PC30S_BRA1-1=A bra is hanging there! It's very similar to the ones I usually wear.
PC30S_BRA1-2=Not my size, though. Way too small! Even two melons wouldn't fit!

PC30S_ADVERT1-1=Why is there an ad for Paris here!?
PC30S_ADVERT1-2=Why would anyone leave this paradise for that polluted mess of a city? Doesn't make sense...

PC30S_NONADVERT1-1=They're right! I'm sick of seeing ads everywhere, even on monuments.
PC30S_NONADVERT1-2=And this one is no exception!
PC30S_NONADVERT1-3=Should I tear it down, then? Or leave it up, because the message is good? What a dilemma...

PC30S_PYRAMID1-1=No way! That pyramid is upside down!
PC30S_PYRAMID1-2=The architects must have seriously messed up their plans. Never hire under-qualified people!

PC30S_SUN1-1=Oh no! I forgot to put sunscreen on!
PC30S_SUN1-2=And Caroline is playing outside! I hope she doesn't catch fire.

PC30S_LIZARD1-1=What a cutie!
PC30S_LIZARD1-2=Come here, little fella!

PC30S_LIZARD2-1=Don't be scared! I just want to pet you!

PC30S_LIZARD_PLASTICBAG-1=I'll try to capture him with the plastic bag, but...

PC30S_LIZARD_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA-1=Maybe if I knock it down?...
PC30S_LIZARD_TABLETLIGHTNINGSANDRA-2=Take that!!!

PC30S_LIZARD_GOTAWAY_BEFORE-1=...Oh no! It ran away!

PC30S_LIZARD_GOTAWAY_AFTER-1=It ran away...
PC30S_LIZARD_GOTAWAY_AFTER-2=How am I supposed to grab it? It's so fast!

PC30S_LIZARD_GOTAWAY_AFTERFAT-1=It ran away...
PC30S_LIZARD_GOTAWAY_AFTERFAT-2=But it was much slower this time! I should be able to grab it!

PC30S_LIZARD_NOPE-1=I got...!
PC30S_LIZARD_NOPE-2=Nothing. It slipped from my fingers...

PC30S_LIZARD_FAT1-1=Where are the appetizers? And... look at the lizard...!
PC30S_LIZARD_FAT1-2=Someone really enjoyed the food, uh?
PC30S_LIZARD_FAT1-3=Don't run! Come to mama!

PC30S_LIZARD_FAT2-1=That lizard is so fat that it can't run anymore!
PC30S_LIZARD_FAT2-2=I should be able to grab it now!

PC30S_LIZARD_GRAB-1=There we go. Into the plastic bag!

PC30S_LIZARD_GOT2-1=Poor thing, it keeps burping.

PC30S_GUNSHOTHOLES1-1=...Maybe I shouldn't stay here for too long.

PC30S_SPOT1-1=I can't stand the sight of blood.
PC30S_SPOT1-2=I have bad memories of the pigs we used to butcher at the farm.

PC30S_BOOK1-1=That could be a good read! But I don't want to steal it.

PC30S_BAG1-1=I shouldn't search someone else's belongings...

PC30S_CAMERA1-1=I don't need a camera! I've got my own at the hotel.
PC30S_CAMERA1-2=I was given that camera at my 10th birthday! Much better than this modern stuff.

PC30S_HOLE1-1=This hole is dangerous! What if someone falls? They didn't even put up a railing! How careless!

PC30S_HOOK1-1=Hooks always remind of pirates. Don't ask me why!

PC30S_PONDWATER1-1=The fish don't look very friendly... or is that my imagination?

PC30S_TENT1-1=Oh, my... What a foul odor. Did something die in here?

PC30S_ROCK1-1=This rock is probably a chunk of a bigger monument.
PC30S_ROCK1-2=Maybe... A giant primitive guitar?

PC30S_ROCK_APPETIZERSSANDRA_LIZARDISTHERE-1=Why not? That poor lizard is probably hungry!
PC30S_ROCK_APPETIZERSSANDRA_LIZARDISTHERE-2=I'll put the appetizers here, and...

PC30S_ROCK_APPETIZERSSANDRA_LIZARDISTHERE2-1=Oh no! It got away, again!

PC30S_ROCK_APPETIZERSSANDRA_LIZARDNOTTHERE-1=Why not? That poor lizard is probably hungry!
PC30S_ROCK_APPETIZERSSANDRA_LIZARDNOTTHERE-2=I'll just put the appetizers on the rock, so it can eat them later.


PC30S_AD_COOKIE-1=I hate the ad, but I'll still take that cookie!

PC30S_GRASS_COOKIE-1=Bjorn would say I shouldn't waste a fine cookie lying in the grass.

PC30S_ROCK_COOKIE-1=Definitely a cookie...


PC30S_BRA2-1=I don't need it. I already have one! It should be enough for the week.
PC30S_BRA2-2=...Good thing Bjorn didn't hear me. He's always so obsessed with cleanliness.

PC30S_BRA_OTHERS-1=I'm not used to touching other women's lingerie...
PC30S_BRA_OTHERS-2=Except when I've had too much to drink.

PC30S_ADVERT2-1=What's so good about Paris, anyway? Traffic jams? Decrepit buildings?

PC30S_NONADVERT2-1=Too bad I didn't bring a pen.

PC30S_PYRAMID2-1=I think I've been sunburnt...

PC30S_LIZARD_OTHERS-1=Here's for you!

PC30S_HOLE2-1=I'm curious, though! Maybe they orgnanize tours of the excavation pits at the museum?

PC30S_ROCK_OTHERS-1=Let's put this on the rock...
PC30S_ROCK_OTHERS-2=...
PC30S_ROCK_OTHERS-3=I must be drunk. I'm acting crazy.



#TOILETHUMOR REPLACEMENT
PC30S_TENT1-1=Too bad, nobody's here.
