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#=SHOP NOGO
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#----- Translations --------

#----- Clickers --------
PC_MERCHANT=Merchant
PC_FISHINGARTICLES=Fishing articles
PC_CROWBAR=Crowbar
PC_EMPTYCRATE=Empty crate
PC_MALAKICRATE=Malakis crate
PC_GRAPE=Grape
PC_DEADFISH=Stone dead fish
PC_PINEAPPLE=Pineapples
PC_COLORFULFOOD=Colorful food
PC_CACTUS=Cactus
PC_WHEELS=Wheels
PC_BARREL=Barrel
PC_HATCH=Hatch
PC_TOPSHELF=Top shelf
PC_MIDDLESHELF=Middle shelf
PC_BOTTOMSHELF=Bottom shelf
PC_DRAWERS=Drawers


#------ Gameplay ---------
GOT_MALAKI=Got Malaki fruits!
GOT_MONEYNOGO=Got 1000 Nogoyans!
GOT_CROWBAR=Got a crowbar!

#------ Interactions dialogs ---------

#------ Dialog topics ---------
TOPIC_SHOP=Shop


PC27_DEADFISH1-1=Say! That fish appears to be... deceased?


#SHOP
#IMPORTANT : Make sure that the name of the fish is the same as the quizz in PC28!!!
PC27_DEADFISH1B-1=What? Mud Cat? No way! It's just resting!

#BJORN
PC27_DEADFISH1B-2=Yes... resting in peace.

#SHOP
PC27_DEADFISH1B-3=I'd be in trouble if Mud cat died! It's the shop mascot! All the kids come to see it!

#BJORN
PC27_DEADFISH1B-4=(Looks like he's gonna suffer a big revenue loss, then.)

PC27_DEADFISH2_BEFOREPIRANHA-1=Poor Mud Cat. But I'm past the age where I want to be playing with dead bodies.

PC27_DEADFISH2_AFTERPIRANHA-1=Unfortunately that's a goldfish... Not a piranha.
PC27_DEADFISH2_AFTERPIRANHA-2=Of course, I had some great ideas for disguising it as a piranha! Like drawing some whiskers, or a moustache...
PC27_DEADFISH2_AFTERPIRANHA-3=But the sorcerer said the cure wouldn't work without a REAL piranha. This sucks.

PC27_DEADFISH2_CHAPTER4-1=This is Mud Cat, the poor dead fish.

PC27_PINEAPPLE1-1=These are imported from France? Cool! They must be tasty!
PC27_PINEAPPLE1-2=Good thing I came all the way here!

PC27_PINEAPPLE2-1=I had no idea bananas were a variety of pineapple!

PC27_COLORFULFOOD1-1=Well, that's definitely colorful! Must be some kind of candy?


#SHOP
PC27_COLORFULFOOD1B-1=You're right! The kids love it!

#BJORN
PC27_COLORFULFOOD1B-2=I probably shouldn't ask, but... what's it made of?

#SHOP
PC27_COLORFULFOOD1B-3=I mix the unsold fruits and vegetables, as well as all the rotten ones that fell behind the counter, then I add some sugar.

#BJORN
PC27_COLORFULFOOD1B-4=Excellent idea! I hate wasted food!

PC27_COLORFULFOOD2-1=So, that's leftover food mixed with sugar? Awesome!
PC27_COLORFULFOOD2-2=I should suggest it to western supermarkets! They waste so much food.

PC27_SIGN1-1="Buy 2 for the price of 3"? Pure marketing genius!

PC27_SIGN2-1=I just found my master! This guy is even better than me at marketing.

PC27_CACTUS1-1=I know better than touching that cac... Ouch!!
PC27_CACTUS1-2=What?! I hurt myself without even touching it!

PC27_CACTUS2-1=Was it really necessary to put a cactus right at the entranc... Argh!!
PC27_CACTUS2-2=Did it bite me, or what?! Maybe I shouldn't talk about it, it's too dangerous...

PC27_CACTUS3-1=Why even bother putting a cactus in a pot... There are cactus everywhere, outside!
PC27_CACTUS3-2=Haha! This time I didn't get hur... Ouch!

PC27_TOPSHELF1-1=What have we here?... Some cleaning products... Perfume...
PC27_TOPSHELF1-2=And some kind of cheese stuck under the shelf.


#BJORN
PC27_TOPSHELF2-1=May I have that piece of cheese stuck under the shelf?

#SHOP
PC27_TOPSHELF2-2=Why does every client ask that?

#SHOP
PC27_TOPSHELF2-3=I can't, it's fossilized. There's no way to cut it without breaking the shelf.

#BJORN
PC27_TOPSHELF2-4=Such a shame. That cheese must be insanely good by now!

PC27_TOPSHELF3-1=Looks like I won't be able to get that fossilized cheese. Too bad... I'm getting hungry.

PC27_MIDDLESHELF1-1=Here, we can find... Some perfume... Powder... And a family picture of faceless people.

PC27_BOTTOMSHELF1-1=On that shelf, there are some books... without titles? What's the point?

PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2-1=I wonder what's in that bag.


#SHOP
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-1=Please don't ask. That's of no interest to westerners like yourself.

#BJORN
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-2=Well, now I'm even more curious! What's in it?

#SHOP
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-3=I'd rather not tell you!

#BJORN
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-4=Oh, come on! Please! The curiosity is killing me!

#SHOP
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-5=Alright. It's full of manure.

#BJORN
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-6=Horse manure?

#SHOP
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-7=No, mine. I use it to make the vegetable grow faster.

#BJORN
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-8=Gross.

#SHOP
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-9=I told you!

PC27_BOTTOMSHELF3-1=I'd rather not talk about that bag anymore... I already lost my appetite.

PC27_DRAWERS1-1=Ngh... This drawer... is stuck!


#SHOP
PC27_DRAWERS1B-1=Go on! Keep at it! It's a bit rusty!

#BJORN
PC27_DRAWERS1B-2=NgghNNNghhhhhhhh!...

#SHOP
PC27_DRAWERS1B-3=Try harder!

#BJORN
PC27_DRAWERS1B-4=NGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! ARGH! Impossible!

#SHOP
PC27_DRAWERS1B-5=Indeed. It's fake, just for decoration.

#BJORN
PC27_DRAWERS1B-6=What? You were making fun of me?

#SHOP
PC27_DRAWERS1B-7=That'll teach you to try opening it without permission!

#BJORN
PC27_DRAWERS1B-8=Well, at least... That's one less spot for me to look into!

PC27_DRAWERS2-1=Fake drawers are fake. I'm not falling for that again!

PC27_WHEELS1-1=Those are... giant... bicycle... wheels?

PC27_WHEELS2-1=No idea. My knowledge of  cars is very limited.

PC27_BARREL1-1=A barrel full of... Err..


#SHOP
PC27_BARREL1B-1=I'll help you! The word starts with a P.

#BJORN
PC27_BARREL1B-2=Err... Piss?

#SHOP
PC27_BARREL1B-3=What? No! This is petrol!

#BJORN
PC27_BARREL1B-4=Oh.

PC27_BARREL2-1=That's full of pi... petrol.

PC27_HATCH1-1=Haha! There's a mysterious hatch here! Something must be hidden behind it!
PC27_HATCH1-2=Or... not.


#SHOP
PC27_HATCH1B-1=Hey, stop playing with the floor! It's already damaged plenty!

#BJORN
PC27_HATCH1B-2=Sorry...

PC27_HATCH2-1=Nothing under there. I still don't understand why it looks different... Maybe just to piss me off.

PC27_TOPSHELFB1-1=Some... small suitcases?
PC27_TOPSHELFB1-2=Maybe I'll buy one later for Sandra. That'd be easier than carrying sacks and cardboard boxes through the airport.

PC27_MIDDLESHELFB1-1=Err... Some milk? A coffee machine? And a pack of crappy cereals?

PC27_BOTTOMSHELFB1-1=Some... sauce? Maybe mustard? And a... box of... little hearts?...
PC27_BOTTOMSHELFB1-2=None of this seems useful.


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_WELCOME_BEFORESORCERER-1=What would you like?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_WELCOME_BEFORESORCERER-2=Nothing special. I'm just visiting.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_WELCOME_BEFORESORCERER-3=No problem! Take your time!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_WELCOME_FIRST-1=Have you decided to buy anything?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_WELCOME_FIRST-2=Well, I'm looking for a few things, but I'm not sure if you have them...


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_NEEDGLUE-1=Do you have glue? Or anything that I could use to stick things together?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_NEEDGLUE-2=...None of my products are sticky! They're all fresh!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_NEEDGLUE-3=OK. That was worth a shot.


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_WELCOME_USUAL1-1=So, what are you interested in?


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITDIALOG1-1=Take your time!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERFIRST-1=Oh! A new client!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERFIRST-2=Hello, hello!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERFIRST-3=I don't think I've ever seen you before! What are you looking for, exactly?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_ENTERFIRST-4=Wait, let me take a look around the shop first!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERFIRST-5=Oh, very sorry! Please take your time!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL1-1=You've come back! Great!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL1-2=Please have a look at today's deals! Just for today!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL2-1=Very glad to see you again! What would you like?


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL3-1=Oh, I'm so glad to see you!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL4-1=Oh, you're here again!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL5-1=Please buy me something, this time!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL6-1=This is your seventh visit to my shop! Congratulations!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL6-2=What, you're counting?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL6-3=Yes! Every client is very important to me!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL7-1=Alright! You're here!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL8-1=Finally! I was waiting for you!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL9-1=Oh, mister! You've become a regular, haven't you?


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL10-1=...

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL10-2=What? No talking?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL10-3=It's your tenth visit in one hour! It seems I wouldn't need to welcome you anymore!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL10-4=Thank goodness!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL10-5=But don't worry, I'll still talk from time to time!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_ENTERUSUAL10-6=Crap... That was too good to be true.


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITFIRST-1=Oh! No! Don't leave yet! Buy something!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_EXITFIRST-2=Sorry! Maybe next time.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITFIRST-3=Did you really take the time to see everything? It'd be a shame to miss such fantastic deals!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_EXITFIRST-4=Yeah, yeah... Don't worry, I'll probably be back.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITFIRST-5=I hope to see you very soon!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITUSUAL1-1=Come back soon!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITUSUAL2-1=Leaving already? Awww!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITUSUAL3-1=I hope to see you very soon!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_EXITUSUAL4-1=Please come back!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT1-1=Hey, mister! Would you like to taste our country's speciality?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT1-2=What is it, exactly?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT1-3=Just have some, you'll see!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT1-4=...No, thank you.


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT2-1=Are you sure you don't want to taste our speciality?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT2-2=No, no! Another time, OK?


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT3-1=Our speciality is all fresh! Come and taste some!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT3-2=How many times should I have to say no?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT3-3=Well you said "another time," so I thought maybe you'd changed your mind?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT3-4=No!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-1=I insist! You should really enjoy our speciality! It's delicious!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-2=Alright, alright! If I taste one bite, you'll leave me alone?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-3=Sure! No problem!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-4=Here! Just a spoonful!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-5=(Crunch, crunch, slurp, yum, glurp...)

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-6=Say! You're right, it's rather tasty!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-7=So? What's your guess? What 's in it?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-8=Mmmm... Some fruits from the region?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-9=Wrong!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-10=This is tarantula sweetened with camel urine!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-11=Ggg...ggg... ARGH!!!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-12=Yuuuck, gross! Disgusting!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-13=How can you sell that? You should be ashamed!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-14=Ashamed? But you just said so yourself! It's tasty!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-15=I did, but...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-16=So, you're buying some?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-17=Over my dead body!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-18=You westerners... so illogical!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT5-1=Take a good look at our fruits and vegetables! They're all fresh from last week!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT5-2=Hey! Didn't you say you'd leave me alone?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT5-3=Oh, sorry! But keep looking!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-1=I've got some great shoes for you! I noticed your shoes aren't fit for the desert...

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-2=No, thank you! And will you stop interrupting me?!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-3=What, am I bothering you? I don't understand!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-4=Yes, you are! I can't decide anything if you keep babbling!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-5=But it's a tradition to talk to the clients!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-6=Do you prefer your gigantic malls, with no communication and a gloomy atmosphere?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-7=YES!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-8=I see! Then I'll shut my mouth!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-9=Good!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT6-10=For now!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT7-1=I offer a 75% discount on all perishable articles from last year! Have a look!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT7-2=What?... Why are you suddenly looking at me like this?


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS1-1=How's your business?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS1-2=Pretty good! Except for the clients who don't buy anything!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS1-3=I hate them, you know? I spend so much time being friendly, and they don't give anything in return!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS1-4=I... guess.

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS1-5=(Just your average psychopathic merchant.)


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS2-1=Are you always so annoying?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS2-2=Annoying? Did I do anything that didn't please you?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS2-3=If so, I'm sorry! I'll make sure to give you more information on our quality products!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_BUSINESS2-4=Oh, great...


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_PIRANHA1-1=Any piranhas?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_PIRANHA1-2=Never! Piranhas from this region have an awful taste.  Inedible!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_PIRANHA1-3=What about the fish in that aquarium?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_PIRANHA1-4=Haha! You're a tourist indeed! These are goldfish, not piranhas!

PC27_FISHINGARTICLES_BEFORESORCERER-1=A few nets and some fish food?
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES_BEFORESORCERER-2=I'll pass. I'm not good with raising goldfish...


#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES1-1=You're selling fishing gear?

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES1-2=Yes! Here are nets in several sizes! Great deal, only 2000 Nogoyans each!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES1-3=Do you think someone could catch a piranha with a net?

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES1-4=Don't do that! They'd cut through the net with their teeth!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES1-5=I thought so...

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES1-6=...On second thought, please buy it anyway! More sales for me!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES1-7=Nope... I'll find another way.


#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-1=What about those little boxes? What do they contain?

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-2=That's fish food! For raising your fish!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-3=Could I use it as bait?

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-4=Of course not! It's powder!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-5=I don't get it! Where are your fishing rods? Hooks? Worms?

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-6=We're all out of stock on those!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-7=And you call this fishing gear?!

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-8=Gotta sell what's left!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-9=When's the next delivery of REAL fishing gear?

#SHOP
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-10=Next month!

#BJORN
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES2-11=I'm always so lucky...

PC27_FISHINGARTICLES3-1=That's pointless... None of these things would help me catch a piranha.

PC27_CROWBAR1-1=Interesting... There's a crowbar stuck here...
PC27_CROWBAR1-2=Now, if only he'd stop looking at me... Let's figure out some way to distract him, and...


#SHOP
PC27_CROWBAR1B-1=You want that crowbar?

#BJORN
PC27_CROWBAR1B-2=(Oops!) Err, actually yes...

#SHOP
PC27_CROWBAR1B-3=Go ahead! Take it! I'm in a great mood, so I'm offering it to you!

#BJORN
PC27_CROWBAR1B-4=Really?! Awesome! Thank you so much!


#BJORN
PC27_CROWBAR1C-1=I'm not used to so much sympathy! Usually, everyone ask for something in exchange.

#SHOP
PC27_CROWBAR1C-2=Not me!

#SHOP
PC27_CROWBAR1C-3=Now, if you could maybe buy something...

#BJORN
PC27_CROWBAR1C-4=I'll think about it!

#SHOP
PC27_CROWBAR1C-5=You'll THINK?!

#SHOP
PC27_CROWBAR1C-6=I just gave you that! You MUST buy something!

#BJORN
PC27_CROWBAR1C-7=Of course! I promise! But... Let me take a look first, OK?

#SHOP
PC27_CROWBAR1C-8=You're lucky I'm in a good mood!


#SHOP
PC27_EXIT_AFTERCROWBAR-1=Hey, where are you going!

#BJORN
PC27_EXIT_AFTERCROWBAR-2=I'm leaving, why?

#SHOP
PC27_EXIT_AFTERCROWBAR-3=You promised to buy something!

#BJORN
PC27_EXIT_AFTERCROWBAR-4=Another time, OK?

#SHOP
PC27_EXIT_AFTERCROWBAR-5=Tssk! That'll teach me to be nice!

PC27_MALAKISTOCK1-1=Looks like there's a shortage of this fruit.


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_ALREADY-1=(I already have Malaki juice... No need to talk about it anymore)


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_HOWTOGETJUICE-1=Do you have any idea how I could extract juice from the Malakis?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_HOWTOGETJUICE-2=That's pretty uncommon! They're meant to be eaten.

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_HOWTOGETJUICE-3=But do you know a way?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_HOWTOGETJUICE-4=I believe you'd need some kind of machine? A juicer?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_HOWTOGETJUICE-5=Of course, you don't have one!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_HOWTOGETJUICE-6=Sorry!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-1=Do you sell Malaki fruits?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-2=Of course! We always have some!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-3=Except today! I'm all out of stock!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-4=Just my luck, again...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-5=Don't you worry! I rang my cousin earlier, and he's making a delivery today!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-6=Just come back a little later, OK?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-7=How does he make his deliveries? On foot?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-8=Of course not! He's got a bicycle.

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-9=Great...

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI1-10=(Let's just hope it won't be too late.)


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI2-1=So, have you received your Malaki shipment?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI2-2=You see that empty crate over there?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI2-3=Yeah?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI2-4=Does that answer your question?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI2-5=I guess so...


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI3-1=Still no Malakis?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI3-2=How many times should I say it? I'm out of stock!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI3-3=You don't have any rotten ones lying around, behind your counter?...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI3-4=If I did, I'd have already sold them!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_NEEDRECIPIENT-1=Say... You don't happen to sell any kind of vessels?

#BJORN
#About the dimensions : see PC25
PC27_SHOP_NEEDRECIPIENT-2=Like a glass, or a tiny cup...? About 5 centimetres wide?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_NEEDRECIPIENT-3=I don't think so! That's very specific!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_NEEDRECIPIENT-4=But if you want a drink, would you like some aquarium water?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_NEEDRECIPIENT-5=...No, thank you...


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_GEKOM1-1=Have you ever heard of Gekom root?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_GEKOM1-2=No! That doesn't ring a bell! But I like the name!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_GEKOM1-3=Here, take a look at this picture! Do you sell something like this?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_GEKOM1-4=No, sorry! But if other clients are interested, I may look into it!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_STAGILIS1-1=How about Stagilis Strasimum? Do you sell these?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_STAGILIS1-2=This reminds me of something! Isn't that the name of some weed?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_STAGILIS1-3=I guess?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_STAGILIS1-4=Then no, I don't sell weeds anymore!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_STAGILIS1-5=Some customers complained about the side effects, like dizziness, coma, and death!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_STAGILIS1-6=What a shame. Stupid customers.


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-1=I have great news for you! My cousin just delivered some Malakis!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-2=Yes! Awesome!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-3=I'll buy two or three.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-4=Two or three?! You bothered me that much, just for two or three?!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-5=Well, yeah... I only need to make one cup of fruit juice.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-6=I won't sell any, unless you buy at least half the crate!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-7=Alright, alright! Just give them to me and be done with it!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-8=That'll be 1000 Nogoyans, please!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-9=Uh oh... I forgot, I don't have any Nogoyan currency. Only euros.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-10=No problem, I'll exchange your money!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-11=You can do that?!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-12=Here, take these 200 euros. Oh, and 25 cents.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-13=I'll exchange that for 2 000 Nogoyans!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-14=All right!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-15=Err, wait a minute... Didn't you say those fruits cost 1 000 Nogoyans?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-16=I did!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-17=So that's half of my money? About 100 euros for some fruit?!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-18=This is highway robbery! I can't accept that!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-19=It's my only offer! Take it or leave it!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-20=Do you want those fruits, or not?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-21=(Mrrrph... He saw me coming. I always end up being cheated...)

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-22=Alright, alright! Give me the darn fruit!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE-23=There you go!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE2-1=And here's the rest of your money in Nogoyans!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE3-1=This is real Nogoyan currency? Aside from the amount and the label, I don't see much different from euros...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE3-2=I don't print the money, sir!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE3-3=(The people who did must be lazy asses...)

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE3-4=A real pleasure dealing with you!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_MALAKI_AVAILABLE3-5=You don't say...


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR1-1=So! What will you be buying, today?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR1-2=Probably nothing...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR1-3=Whaaaat?


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR2-1=My Malaki fruits are still fresh! Buy the rest!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR2-2=No, thank you... I don't need anymore.

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR2-3=And I almost broke my teeth trying to eat one!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR2-4=You're ruining my business!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR3-1=Why are you here, if you don't intend to buy anything?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_CHAPTERFOUR3-2=Good question...


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_DEFAULT-1=Are you interested in this?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_DEFAULT-2=Hey, that's my job! Buy stuff from me, not the other way round!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_DEFAULT-3=I had no intention of selling it... It's way too valuable!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_CAN-1=Can I get anything in exchange for this can?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_CAN-2=Not really... Isn't it heavy to carry around?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_CAN-3=A little. But I'm sure it'll be worth it!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_DVD-1=You don't watch movies on DVD often, do you?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_DVD-2=That's true. Especially since I have Netflax at home.


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYRICH-1=Here! Can I buy something with this?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYRICH-2=European money? Alright, I'll take it!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYRICH-3=Awesome!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYRICH-4=But I'll only exchange it if you buy something. What do you want?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYRICH-5=Mmmm... Let me see...


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_IDCARD-1=Oh-ho! What a funny picture!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_IDCARD-2=I know... Go ahead, laugh!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_IDCARD-3=No, but that might be useful! I'll hang it on the wall if you steal anything.


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_FLASHLIGHT-1=Looks like a Chinese product. You should get mine! It's home made!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_FLASHLIGHT-2=No, thank you! As long as it works...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_FLASHLIGHT-3=You'll regret it!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_SCISSORS-1=Don't play in the store with those!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_SCISSORS-2=What? Don't worry, these scissors won't cut anything!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_SCISSORS-3=Believe me, I could cut you in half with these. Wanna see?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_SCISSORS-4=Errrrrr...


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_STRING-1=I've got a string! And you don't!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_STRING-2=It's long enough! I could hang you with it.

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_STRING-3=You... can't be serious?


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_LIGHTER-1=Do you smoke?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_LIGHTER-2=Of course! How do you think I keep calm in front of irritating clients like you?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_LIGHTER-3=(...talk about reversing the roles.)


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_SCREWDRIVER-1=Do you want this screw...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_SCREWDRIVER-2=Wow, you're carrying a whole store in your pockets! Amazing!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_SCREWDRIVER-3=I know, right?


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_GLASS-1=Can I have a glass?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_GLASS-2=Sure! Slimy Worm juice or Iced Pig tea?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_GLASS-3=Err... Never mind.


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MALAKI-1=Any idea how to extract the juice?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MALAKI-2=Not really!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MALAKI-3=But you sold them to me! You must have some advice!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MALAKI-4=I don't do customer service!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_POT-1=Look! I did it myself!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_POT-2=If I give you a compliment, will you buy something?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_POT-3=Nope.


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MEMBERCARD-1=How much of a discount can I get with this card?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MEMBERCARD-2=Oh, sorry, that's the wrong card! But I can give you our shop's card!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MEMBERCARD-3=You'll get a FREE glass of water for every 100 purchases you make!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MEMBERCARD-4=No, thank you...

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MEMBERCARD-5=Too bad! Think about it! Water is scarce around here!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_PIRANHA-1=Poor fish!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_PIRANHA-2=Maybe you should put it in the aquarium, so it can play with the others!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_PIRANHA-3=But it's dead!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_PIRANHA-4=Are you sure? It seems lively to me!


#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYNOGO-1=Ah, you still haven't spent the rest of your money!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYNOGO-2=Go ahead! Buy this bag of old shoes! Only 1000 Nogoyans!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYNOGO-3=What a coincidence! That's exactly the amount I have left!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYNOGO-4=I'll take i... Wait. I'm being cheated again.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_MONEYNOGO-5=Too bad! I was just going to throw them out.


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_CROWBAR-1=Thanks again for the crowbar!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_CROWBAR-2=Just remember to buy something!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_CROWBAR-3=...Maybe later.

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_CROWBAR-4=Come on! You're one of the worst clients I've ever had!


#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_FISHINGROD-1=Look! I can go fishing!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_FISHINGROD-2=Not in my aquarium, please!

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_INV_FISHINGROD-3=But there's fish in it!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_INV_FISHINGROD-4=I said NO!

PC27_MALAKISTOCK1-1=Looks like there's a shortage of this fruit.

PC27_GRAPES1-1=Cool! A bunch of grapes! I love grapes!
PC27_GRAPES1-2=I'll taste one, I'm curious to know if it's better than the ones I buy at WallPart's!
PC27_GRAPES1-3=(Crunch, crunch, crunch)


#SHOP
PC27_GRAPES1B-1=What are you doing?

#BJORN
PC27_GRAPES1B-2=Just eating a grape!

#SHOP
PC27_GRAPES1B-3=...

#SHOP
PC27_GRAPES1B-4=(Takes a cleaver and cuts)

#BJORN
PC27_GRAPES1B-5=Ggg... Ggg... Gah!!! My hand! My... hand!!! YOU'VE CUT IT!!!

#SHOP
PC27_GRAPES1B-6=I don't accept stealing in my store!

#SHOP
PC27_GRAPES1B-7=But, I forgive you! Now that that's solved, will you be buying anything?

#BJORN
PC27_GRAPES1B-8=(Falls)

PC27_GRAPES2-1=I love grapes, but I know better than tasting them in a dangerous foreign country!
PC27_GRAPES2-2=Right?



#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-1=Hello! What do you...

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-2=I have a question! Do you have a spoon on your back?

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-3=How did you know?

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-4=Awesome!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-5=I had breakfast in bed this morning and for some reason the spoon got stuck.

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-6=What?... That's ridiculous!

#SHOP
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-7=Wanna see? It's right here...

#BJORN
PC27_SHOP_LOOKSPOON-8=No! Forget it...



#BJORN
PC27_SHELF_COOKIE-1=Can I have that cookie on the shelf?

#SHOP
PC27_SHELF_COOKIE-2=Well, alright! It's my special gift to you!

#SHOP
PC27_SHELF_COOKIE-3=I hope you enjoy a rotten taste, though.

PC27_AQUARIUM_COOKIE-1=That cookie didn't fall in the aquarium, so it must be good...

PC27_CANDY_COOKIE-1=He put a cookie in the candy! That's overkill.


PC27_DEADFISH_OTHERS-1=I'm a grown up. I don't play with dead animals anymore.

PC27_COLORFULFOOD_MALAKI-1=The sugar wouldn't be enough to soften the Malaki fruits...

PC27_CACTUS_OTHERS-1=Ouuuch! I'm such an idiot...

PC27_BARREL_OTHERS-1=I don't want to drown that in p... petrol.

PC27_HATCH_CROWBAR-1=I can open it without the crowbar... And there's nothing underneath.

PC27_FISHINGARTICLES_OTHERS-1=Yeah! I'll use it on the fishing gear, and then I'll get a fishing rod!
PC27_FISHINGARTICLES_OTHERS-2=I'm living in a dream.



#TOILETHUMOR REPLACEMENT

PC27_COLORFULFOOD1B-3-TOILET2=I mix the unsold fruits and vegetables, then I add some sugar.
PC27_TOPSHELF2-4-TOILET2=Such a shame.
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-5-TOILET2=Alright. It's full of insects.
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-6-TOILET2=Insects? What for?
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-7-TOILET2=Well! For eating them, of course. They're full of proteins! Want some?
PC27_BOTTOMSHELF2B-8-TOILET2=No, thank you...

PC27_BARREL1B-2-TOILET1=Err... Plushes?
PC27_BARREL2-1-TOILET1=That's full of petrol.
PC27_SHOP_INTERRUPT4-10-TOILET1=This is mashed pigtails covered with rust and chocolate!

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