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#=POLICE DEPARTMENT (ENTRANCE)
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#----- Translations --------

#----- Clickers --------
PC_POLICEOFFICER=Police officer
PC_TRASH=Trash
PC_TRASH_SCATTERED=Trash scattered
PC_ICECREAM_WASTED=Wasted ice cream
PC_TO_FIRST_FLOOR=First floor
PC_DARTBOARD=Dartboard
PC_NOTE=Note
PC_CHILDDRAWINGS=Child's drawings
PC_ADULTDRAWINGS=Adult's drawings
PC_CUP=Cup
PC_MONITOR=Monitor
PC_KEYBOARD=Keyboard
PC_PENCILCASE=Pencil case
PC_RECEPTION=Reception
PC_PRINTER=Photocopier


#------ Gameplay ---------
GAMEOVER_PC17_FIRSTFLOOR=Insisting works sometimes...but not always.
PC17_PEE_PLANT=Pee on the plant?
PC17_PLAY_DARTS=Play darts?
PC17_PHOTOCOPY=Photocopy your butt?


#------ Interactions dialogs ---------
PC17_PRINTER1-1=A photocopier... in a police department...
PC17_PRINTER1-2=Actually, I made a bet a while ago...

PC17_PRINTER_MONEY2-1=If I do that again, I'll probably end up in jail!
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY2-2=Hey! Who said "so what?!"

PC17_PLANT_NO-1=Yeah. I'm crazy, but not insane!

PC17_PLANT_OVER-1=Weird... Something tells me I should listen to that sign.

PC17_PLANT_OTHERS1-1=That'd be even worse than ignoring the sign!

PC17_PLANT_OTHERS2-1=I can't... The smell of urine prevents me from approaching.

PC17_PLANT1-1="Peeing on the plant is forbidden"
PC17_PLANT1-2=Mmm... That certainly gives me ideas...

PC17_DARTBOARD1-1=Looks like we're having fun at the police station!
PC17_DARTBOARD1-2=Maybe I chose the wrong career, after all!

PC17_DARTBOARD_MONEY-1=Yeah, why not display my money! After all, someone displayed their shopping list.

PC17_DARTBOARD_STRING-1=Putting a string? On the board, or on the dart?
PC17_DARTBOARD_STRING-2=Neither would really help, anyway...

PC17_DARTBOARD_OTHERS-1=Would that help me to play darts better? I doubt it.

PC17_NOTE1-1=What's that? A list?
PC17_NOTE1-2="Carrots. Potatoes. Milk. Ham. Cow tongue. Low-fat soup."
PC17_NOTE1-3=Did they mistake the dartboard for a bulletin board?

PC17_NOTE2-1=That's a shopping list.
PC17_NOTE2-2=On a dartboard. Yeah.

PC17_NOTE_MONEY-1=No. Way. I'm not going shopping today!
PC17_NOTE_MONEY-2=Especially not for someone I don't even know!

PC17_NOTE_SCISSORS-1=What if they need it? They might buy the wrong things!
PC17_NOTE_SCISSORS-2=That'd be a disaster! End of the world!

PC17_NOTE_OTHERS-1=Maybe if I wasn't being watched by policemen...
PC17_NOTE_OTHERS-2=Isn't worth the risk.

PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS1-1=Some child's drawings.
PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS1-2=No, wait... Is that... a signature?
PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS1-3=And there's a message. "To my lovely Sarah. Eugene."
PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS1-4=Wow. Just... wow.

PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS2-1=They're signed, "Eugene". No doubt, these are the policeman's drawings.

PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_MONEY-1=Pay good money for those?! I'd rather die, here and right now!

PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_IDCARD-1=No ID card needed to look at those ugly things!
PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_IDCARD-2=Where's the justice?!

PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_FLASHLIGHT-1=When lit up, they're...
PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_FLASHLIGHT-2=Horrendous.

PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_OTHERS-1=Me?! Destroy works of art?!
PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_OTHERS-2=Even the worst crap on earth (which is right here) doesn't deserve that!

PC17_CUP1-1=What an ugly cup.

PC17_CUP2-1=I won't pick that up. I don't need an ugly thing at home. Or in my pockets.

PC17_CUP_MONEY-1=Somehow, I doubt he's a hobo. Even if he acts like one.

PC17_CUP_FLASHLIGHT-1=Better stay away! Just imagine the horrors that might be in there!

PC17_CUP_ICECREAM-1=Wrong policeman. Wrong spot, too.

PC17_CUP_OTHERS-1=Better not... I'm scared of the mentally handicapped.
PC17_CUP_OTHERS-2=Sometimes I even scare myself!

PC17_MONITOR1-1=Wow! Look at that! A CRT monitor!
PC17_MONITOR1-2=With a flat tube! And here I thought the police had no budget.

PC17_MONITOR2-1=I shouldn't bother him. He's busy.

PC17_MONITOR_MONEY-1=I doubt waving some cash in his face would be enough to distract him.

PC17_MONITOR_FLASHLIGHT-1=...
PC17_MONITOR_FLASHLIGHT-2=Nope. Lit up the screen, but he didn't even flinch!
PC17_MONITOR_FLASHLIGHT-3=I'm starting to think he might be a robot.

PC17_MONITOR_NEWSPAPER-1=...
PC17_MONITOR_NEWSPAPER-2=I covered the entire screen with the newspaper. Still didn't stop him from playing!

PC17_MONITOR_OTHERS1-1=Unfortunately, CRT monitors are way too resistant!

PC17_MONITOR_OTHERS2-1=He probably wouldn't even notice if I switched off the screen.

PC17_KEYBOARD1-1=...
PC17_KEYBOARD1-2=I pressed a key, but it had no effect. I think the keyboard isn't even connected.

PC17_KEYBOARD2-1=...
PC17_KEYBOARD2-2=Yup. That keyboard is only decorative.

PC17_KEYBOARD_OTHERS-1=...
PC17_KEYBOARD_OTHERS-2=I put it on the keyboard, but it didn't change anything. He uses the mouse!

PC17_PENCILCASE1-1=Looks like a school pencil case.
PC17_PENCILCASE1-2=Oh, and there are little hearts on it!

PC17_PENCILCASE2-1=I'm starting to think the police should check the diplomas of their recruits.
PC17_PENCILCASE2-2=Or their mental age.

PC17_PENCILCASE_OTHERS-1=Nah! I have bad memories of classmates putting crap in my pencil case.

PC17_LEFTPOLICE1-1=Hello!
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1-2=...
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1-3=Hello? Hey! I'm talking to you!
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1-4=...

PC17_LEFTPOLICE3-1=Let's try something else...
PC17_LEFTPOLICE3-2="La la la"...


PC17_LEFTPOLICE4-1=I give up. That guy is either 100% disabled...
PC17_LEFTPOLICE4-2=...or 100% slacker.

PC17_LEFTPOLICE_OTHERS-1=Better not... I'm scared of the mentally handicapped.
PC17_LEFTPOLICE_OTHERS-2=Sometimes, I even scare myself!

PC17_CHAIR1-1=Looks more comfortable than mine.

PC17_CHAIR2-1=One day I'll be able to afford a good chair like this. I swear!

PC17_CHAIR_MONEY-1=Right! But if I buy it, where would he sit? On the floor?

PC17_CHAIR_OTHERS-1=I envy him, such a great chair! I won't do anything bad to it.

PC17_DOORMAT1-1=Something tells me that this doormat serves a specific purpose.

PC17_DOORMAT2-1=I don't drive, so that red light has no effect on me.

PC17_DOORMAT_OTHERS-1=For a split second, I thought the sign said, "Stop doing stupid things!"

PC17_MONITORB1-1=Poor guy. His monitor is even smaller than his colleague's.

PC17_MONITORB2-1=I've heard the monitor size is proportional to rank.
PC17_MONITORB2-2=So he's probably all the way at the bottom.

PC17_MONITORB_OTHERS-1=No... I have compassion for him and his tiny screen.
PC17_MONITORB_OTHERS-2=Even if he is annoying.

PC17_RECEPTION1-1="Lodge your complaint here."
PC17_RECEPTION1-2=OK, that works in my case. But what if I had another request?
PC17_RECEPTION1-3=Like, what if I'm going to give birth or something? I'd be completely lost!

PC17_RECEPTION2-1=Administration gives me the willies...

PC17_RECEPTION3-1=Administrative people are a different kind of zombies. They're only interested in papers, or cards.
PC17_RECEPTION3-2=They're not interested in people!



PC17_RECEPTION_MONEY-1=That's an idea, but better talk to him!

PC17_RECEPTION_IDCARD-1=Of course, but I need to show him, not the furniture!

PC17_RECEPTION_NEWSPAPER-1=That's definitely something to do. But let's talk first!

PC17_RECEPTION_ICECREAM-1=Throwing ice cream on the counter MIGHT not be such a great idea...


PC17_SIGNA1-1=You know, I swear I've seen that character somewhere else.
PC17_SIGNA1-2=Can't pinpoint where or when though. Maybe I'll remember soon!

PC17_SIGNA2-1=Yeah, I'm pretty sure crocodile detectives are much more efficient than the police.

PC17_SIGNA_OTHERS-1=That's the only thing that doesn't feel out of place in this office. Better not mess with it!

PC17_SIGNB1-1=Wow! Now, that's a useful message!

PC17_SIGNB2-1=No surprise there.

PC17_SIGNB_OTHERS-1=They've already wasted enough money!

PC17_WINDOW1-1=Alright... the window is here.
PC17_WINDOW1-2=That could prove useful, in an emergency!

PC17_WINDOW2-1=It's stuck. I can't open it more.
PC17_WINDOW2-2=I'm guessing they want to avoid people escaping through the window. Rats!

PC17_WINDOW_OTHERS-1=Oh no! I threw it out of the window!
PC17_WINDOW_OTHERS-2=...Nah, I'm joking.

PC17_PLANTB1-1=It's fake. I pulled a leaf, and it's all hard to the touch!

PC17_PLANTB2-1=At least no one's going to pee on this one.

PC17_PLANTB_OTHERS-1=It's way too perfect. I can't stand that.
PC17_PLANTB_OTHERS-2=But that's not the best way to fix it!

PC17_PLANTB_AFTERTRASH1-1=Look at that! Trash on the plant!
PC17_PLANTB_AFTERTRASH1-2=They should at least clean up occasionally!

PC17_PLANTB_AFTERTRASH2-1=Maybe it's a trash-making plant?

PC17_PLANTB_AFTERTRASH_OTHERS-1=It's so hard to resist piling on more garbage.
PC17_PLANTB_AFTERTRASH_OTHERS-2=The only thing preventing me from doing it is the threat of jail. Stupid, huh?

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED1-1=Not me! I swear!
PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED1-2=The wind did it!

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED2-1=Well, I'm lucky they haven't noticed it...
PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED2-2=Yet.

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED3-1=Oh, well... They surely have a cleaning lady.
PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED3-2=She'll take care of it!

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED_OTHERS-1=Nah, I've already done my bad deed for the day.

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED_AGAIN1-1=This is becoming a standard joke!

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED_AGAIN2-1=Someone cleaned it up yesterday.
PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED_AGAIN2-2=They can do it again!

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED_AGAIN3-1=I'm amazed at the quantity of rubbish people make in a day...

PC17_TRASH_SCATTERED_AGAIN_OTHERS-1=Nah, I've already done enough bad deeds this century. One more and I'll go to hell!


#BJORN
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-1=I can't stand people wasting perfectly good food!

#BJORN
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-2=...

#BJORN
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-3=(Licks)

#POLICE
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-4=Ugh! What are you doing!?

#BJORN
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-5=Can't you see? (slurp)

#BJORN
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-6=I'm (licks) eating that delicious vanilla ice cream you just (yummy) wasted!

#POLICE
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-7=Are you a pig?

#BJORN
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-8=Of course not! (slurp) Pigs don't eat ice cream!

#POLICE
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-9=Well enjoy it then...

#BJORN
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-10=Thank you! That was delicious! How could you not like it?

#POLICE
PC17_ICECREAM_WASTED1-11=I have... erm... better taste.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-1=Can I help you?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-2=Yes. I'd like to file a complaint for burglary and aggression.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-3=Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, don't get carried away.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-4=First of all, do you have your ID with you?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-5=What, you don't even ask my name first?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-6=There are two options.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-7=1) If you have an ID card, your name is written on it.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-8=2) If you don't, any answer you'd give wouldn't be acceptable anyway.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_FIRST-9=Pfft.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_BEFOREID-1=You again?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_BEFOREID-2=Do you have your ID card this time?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_BEFOREID-3=Erm...


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_BEFORE_GIVING-1=Hello!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_BEFORE_GIVING-2=Oh! You again!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_BEFORE_GIVING-3=I have something for you!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_USUAL1-1=Still hanging around?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_USUAL1-2=In weather like this, you shouldn't get yourself so worked up!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_WELCOME_USUAL2-1=Oh. Still here, I see.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-1=So! I'd like to file a...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-2=Wait! You still haven't shown me an ID!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-3=Is it really THAT necessary?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-4=Yes, it is.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-5=You can't do anything without it, huh?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-6=No, we can't.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-7=I don't believe it!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-8=I'm here, standing in front of you! I'm more than just a number!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-9=Sorry, but your administrative nonsense is getting on my nerves!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-10=Well, I can file a complaint about it if you want.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-11=Good!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-12=But before I do that, I need you to show me your ID.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID1-13=Gah!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID2-1=So...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID2-2=No ID? No can do.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_BEFORE_ID2-3=Alright. Clear enough.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-1=Listen, I'd like to speak with someone competent.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-2=Are you suggesting I'm incompetent?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-3=No, I don't mean that...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-4=(It's pretty clear you are incompetent)

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-5=Just...Could I speak to an inspector please?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-6=I'm sorry. There's only Inspector Cassé, and he's terribly busy these days.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-7=Come back another day!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-8=But... I need to see him now!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_ASK_INSPECTOR-9=That's impossible. Very sorry, sir.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-1=So, can you book me an appointment with Mr Cassé?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-2=I said already. He's very busy.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-3=I know, but you still haven't told me when he'll be available.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-4=Let's see...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-5=Ah! You're lucky.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-6=He has a 5 minute opening next week at 6 AM.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-7=You're kidding, right?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-8=I'm a police officer, sir. I wouldn't dare.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR1-9=Right...


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR2-1=You can't give me a real appointment?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR2-2=No, sir.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR2-3=(I need to find a way... somehow)


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR_ICECREAM-1=So, how about that appointment?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR_ICECREAM-2=How about that ice cream?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR_ICECREAM-3=Err... Good point.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR_OK-1=Inspector Cassé will be expecting you tomorrow morning.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INSPECTOR_OK-2=Music to my ears!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-1=There's something else I need to tell you!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-2=You have hemorrhoids?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-3=What? No!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-4=You sure? Because you keep scratching yourself.  All over the place.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-5=That's not why! The door to my antique shop was forced open!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-6=Is that so?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-7=It can't be a coincidence! The thieves were looking for something.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-8=I doubt that. There are dozens of stores robbed every day you know.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-9=But both happened during the same night!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-10=You're probably just an unlucky person.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-11=What did they steal?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-12=Nothing at all...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-13=Then they're not thieves.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-14=And?...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-15=And what?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-16=Can you at least add that to the report?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-17=Alright, if you insist...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-18=There. It's added. Happy?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-19=I...guess.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_AFTER-1=Do you...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_AFTER-2=Yes?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_AFTER-3=Forget it. I can't remember what I was going to say.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_AFTER-4=You'd better see a specialist, mister. You have serious mental problems.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_AFTER-5=Pffft.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-1=I'd like to report something important!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-2=Yes?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-3=You see, I've got a rare statue at home.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-4=It's supposed to have some kind of a tablet on it.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-5=And it's gone! It was there yesterday, now I can't find it anywhere!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-6=So?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-7=So this must be what the thieves were after! They've stolen it!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-8=Or maybe you just moved the tablet someplace else.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-9=Or it went in the trash when you used your vacuum cleaner.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-10=You don't take me seriously, do you?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-11=No, I don't.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-12=Listen, I'll add this to the complaint file if that's what you want.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-13=Yes! But, don't you understand? This is no ordinary burglary!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_REPORT-14=Yeah, yeah, if you say so...


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_INSIST-1=What can I do to convince you?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_INSIST-2=I don't know... Maybe...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_INSIST-3=Give me some proof that this case of yours isn't an ordinary theft. Then we'll see.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_AFTER-1=That tablet must be important if they were after it!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_AFTER-2=I guess so...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_AFTER-3=You don't really care about what I'm saying, do you?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_MISSING_TABLET_AFTER-4=I guess so...


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_EXIT_BEFORE_ID-1=Well then I'll leave.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_EXIT_BEFORE_ID-2=Goodbye! Don't forget your ID next time!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_EXIT_BEFORE_ID-3=Yeah, yeah...


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_EXIT_USUAL-1=I'll go now.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_EXIT_USUAL-2=Sure. Good day!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-1=Here you go!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-2=Ah, finally!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-3=See? That wasn't so hard!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-4=Speak for yourself.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-5=Let's see...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-6=Mister Bjorn Thonen.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-7=Say, your name doesn't sound very French?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-8=Listen, I was born in Paris, I'm French, end of the line.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-9=Whoa, don't lose your temper! That was just a little joke!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-10=But you're right, these days I don't feel so well.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-11=And I'm so thirsty in here. I wish we had an ice cream machine...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-12=Anyway, let's not get off-track.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-13=So, you'd like to file a complaint. One second, I'll grab a form...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-14=Go on, tell me what happened.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID-15=So, yesterday I was at my apartment, when suddenly blah, blah, blah...


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-1=...and here I am.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-2=There, you know everything.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-3=Interesting...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-4=So now, I'll just wait for the ink to dry, then put your complaint into the appropriate file cabinet.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-5=Wait, I don't get it. I explained I've been robbed and knocked unconscious, and that's all you do?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-6=My good man, we receive dozens of complaints about attacks like these every day.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-7=Anyone with any sense would understand that we only follow up on the most important cases.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-8=Hopefully we'll find your aggressor.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-9=With a whole barrel of luck, you mean...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVEID2-10=Sorry, I can't do more for you.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ALREADY_GIVEN_ID-1=Here you go!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ALREADY_GIVEN_ID-2=I'm afraid you might have Alzheimers, sir.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ALREADY_GIVEN_ID-3=Whoops. Just forgot I showed you that already.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFOREID-1=Read this!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFOREID-2=I'm sorry. I have orders. I can't help you until I know who you are.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFOREID-3=Man, you're so annoying.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFORETABLET-1=Read this!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFORETABLET-2=Yes? What am I supposed to read exactly?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFORETABLET-3=An antique seller was killed a week ago!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFORETABLET-4=So?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFORETABLET-5=So... Err...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFORETABLET-6=I... kinda lost track of the reason why I'm showing you this.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_BEFORETABLET-7=I thought so.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-1=Here's your proof!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-2=Read this article.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-3=Don't you see the correlation to my story?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-4=Not really...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-5=It says an antique seller was killed last week.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-6=That man had a statue identical to the one that belongs to me!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-7=And look at the picture! No tablet either!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-8=Alright, but that doesn't prove anything.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-9=You could have made up the whole thing based on that newspaper.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-10=I'll include the article in your report, but that's pretty much it.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-11=So, despite all this, I still can't get an appointment with Inspector Cassé?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-12=Sorry, but I really can't be of any help for now.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-13=And I'm literally dying of thirst.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-14=Mmm... Let's say I bring you a drink... Would that help get me an appointment?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-15=Maybe...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-16=Just... maybe if you brought me an ice cream.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-17=An ice cream?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-18=OK! I'll get you that!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_GIVE_ARTICLE_AFTER-19=Quick, please! I'm suffocating in this uniform.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_FIRST-1=So, you want an ice cream, eh?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_FIRST-2=Yes!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_FIRST-3=What are you waiting for?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_FIRST-4=Seeing you idle like this makes me all sweaty!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_FIRST-5=(Says the guy with his butt in a chair all day...)


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_NOTYET-1=Oh, is that an ice cream in your hand?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_NOTYET-2=Err... what?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_NOTYET-3=It isn't?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_NOTYET-4=I... have nothing in my hand...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_NOTYET-5=Then, why are you just standing there!?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_NOTYET-6=Bring me an ice cream!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_VANILLA-1=How could you even pick vanilla in the first place?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_VANILLA-2=Vanilla is disgusting!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_VANILLA-3=Hey! Most people love vanilla!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_VANILLA-4=Most people are stupid!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_COCONUT-1=Thank you again for that ice cream! (burp)

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_COCONUT-2=But it's weird? I keep burping since I ate it?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_COCONUT-3=(Burp!)

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_COCONUT-4=Oh, err... yeah, really weird...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_COCONUT-5=...And I have serious gas.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-1=Oh, an ice cream!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-2=Gimme, gimme, gimme!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-3=(Wow! He snatched it from my hand!)

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-4=(Licks, licks, licks)

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-5=Yuuuurghhh! What's this!?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-6=Well... A vanilla ice cream?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-7=Vanilla? You said VANILLA?!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-8=Err... Yeah?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-9=I hate vanilla! It's awful!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-10=Hey! You didn't have to throw it away!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-11=And how was I supposed to know?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-12=You should have asked!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-13=Well, I still brought you an ice cream.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-14=So, how about getting me an appointment?...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-15=You almost poisoned me, and now you want me to help you?!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-16=Err... yeah?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-17=Get out!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-18=Wait, wait!...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-19=Ok, I'll bring you another! What do you like?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-20=Coconut.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-21=Good. Coconut. And?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-22=That's all.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-23=You only like coconut ice cream?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-24=Precisely.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-25=(I had to get the most annoying police officer ever... I'm always so lucky.)

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_VANILLA-26=Alright, alright... I'll bring you a coconut ice cream.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-1=About time!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-2=But...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-3=Are you trying to trick me?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-4=What's wrong?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-5=That's not coconut ice cream! That's an ice cube in a cone!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-6=So?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-7=Take it back, before I lose my temper!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_PLAIN-8=Man, you're so picky.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-1=Guess what I have in my hands?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-2=A cow?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-3=Almost. A coconut ice cream!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-4=Awesome! Can I have it?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-5=Give it to me quick, I'd do anything to taste it!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-6=Just a minute!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-7=First, I'd like to talk to Inspector Cassé.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-8=He's not here currently. But I can give you an appointment for tomorrow, if you really want?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-9=If I really want?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-10=Do you seriously think I searched high and low for that bloody coconut ice cream just for fun?!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-11=Alright, alright. So, your appointment with the inspector will be 10 AM tomorrow morning right here on the first floor.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-12=Does that suit you?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-13=Very well. Here, take this. You earned it!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-14=Now, I must run an errand... Bye!...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-15=(Licks) Mmmm, delicious!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-16=(Hmm, it has a weird aftertaste?)

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-17=(I should quit smoking. I'm losing my sense of taste...)


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-1=Hello, mister... Thanen, was it?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-2=Thonen!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-3=Whatever. Inspector Cassé is waiting in his office.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-4=It's on the first floor, the door to the right. Just up the stairs.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-5=Alright!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-6=Oh, and, Mister Thunen?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-7=Err, yeah...?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-8=What was in that ice cream you gave me?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-9=I couldn't stop vomiting last night, as if I had a stomach flu or something...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-10=...Gotta go, I'm late! Bye!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-11=(Mmmm... Suspicious...)

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-12=(Oh, well. The ice cream was worth it anyway!)


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_AFTER-1=Hello?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_AFTER-2=Please don't bother me anymore.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_AFTER-3=Inspector Cassé is studying your case now. You should be happy!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_AFTER-4=Erm... Yeah, I guess.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_AFTER-5=(Except he's no more helpful...)


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR1-1=Mister?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR1-2=You're not allowed to go there.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR1-3=Oh.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR2-1=Mister?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR2-2=Yeah?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR2-3=What did I say?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR2-4=There are beautiful flowers on the first floor?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR2-5=Well that's true, but...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR2-6=You can't go over there!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR3-1=Stop!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR3-2=But...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR3-3=You shall not pass!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR4-1=Are you deaf?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR4-2=Yes.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR4-3=Stop it!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR5-1=Next time, I'll call the police!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR5-2=Err, I meant...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR5-3=We're going to arrest you!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR5-4=I'm sure you won't!


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR6-1=I have better things to do than watch over you.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR6-2=Like what, staring at the wall?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR6-3=Including but not exclusively staring at the wall.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR7-1=Enough!!!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR7-2=Next time, you go to jail!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR7-3=Yeah, right... As if you could.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR8-1=...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR8-2=See? You can't do anyt...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR8-3=What the?... Get off me!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_TRY_FIRSTFLOOR8-4=Ouch! That hurts! I'm gonna complain to the police!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_DEFAULT-1=What do you think about that?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_DEFAULT-2=I'm too hot to think at the moment.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_DEFAULT-3=OK...


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-1=Psst...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-2=Uh?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-3=That's for you...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-4=So, does this help?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-5=Is that... a bribe?!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-6=Oh, that's big word! Let's just say it's my way of showing my appreciation...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-7=No way! I'm an honest policeman, mister!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-8=Really?!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-9=Stop it, or...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY1-10=OK, OK! I'm kidding!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_MONEY2-1=Been there, done that...


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_FLASHLIGHT-1=We use flashlights like this when investigating.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_FLASHLIGHT-2=Is that so?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_FLASHLIGHT-3=(It cost me two euros... What cheapskates.)


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_STRING-1=I think this string will help!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_STRING-2=Help do what?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_STRING-3=I don't know. I thought you'd tell me.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_STRING-4=People always expect the police to know everything!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_SCISSORS-1=I bet you don't have scissors like this at the police station!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_SCISSORS-2=Actually, you're right! We don't!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_SCISSORS-3=Maybe you could give it to Eugene. He wants to do some cutouts.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_SCISSORS-4=Eugene? Your colleague?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_SCISSORS-5=Yes. He's made some beautiful drawings and wants to cut them out.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_SCISSORS-6=Sorry, that was just a joke. I'm not giving them away!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_SCISSORS-7=That's not funny! Poor Eugene.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_SMALLKEY-1=Would you be able to tell me what this key opens?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_SMALLKEY-2=Not me. I only take complaints all day.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_SMALLKEY-3=But judging from the size and shape, it's probably a wardrobe or cupboard key...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_SMALLKEY-4=Very helpful! Thank you!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_SMALLKEY-5=Or a car key... Or a jail key... Maybe a pirate treasure chest key?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_SMALLKEY-6=You should have stopped at the first answer.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_COOKBOOK-1=Here, take this book!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_COOKBOOK-2=Cooking? I don't get it?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_COOKBOOK-3=Whoops! Wrong person!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_LIGHTER-1=Do you smoke?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_LIGHTER-2=I'm trying to stop! Get that thing out of my face! It's dangerous!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_LIGHTER-3=What, a lighter? Dangerous?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_LIGHTER-4=Of course not! You just press here, and...

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_LIGHTER-5=Aaaarrrrrrgh!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_LIGHTER-6=See? You burned yourself!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_LIGHTER-7=That's your fault! You distracted me!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_CAN-1=When will you eat?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_CAN-2=In a few hours. Why?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_CAN-3=Well, I found this can of food in my wardrobe.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_CAN-4=It expired a few years ago, but it's probably still edible...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_CAN-5=No, thank you!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_CAN-6=(I need to work on my salesmanship.)


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_DVD-1=Hey, do you like animated films?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_DVD-2=No. I hate them. They're too violent. The characters keep dying in those films!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_DVD-3=In cartoons? Of course not!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_DVD-4=Well, there was a study. Children's animated films depict death 3 times more often than regular films.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_DVD-5=I never noticed...

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_DVD-6=Next time you watch a cartoon, pay attention!


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_BATTERIES-1=Look at these! So cool!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_BATTERIES-2=Batteries? What's cool about that?

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_INV_BATTERIES-3=They... work!

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_INV_BATTERIES-4=Weirdo.

PC17_RECEPTION_COOKIE-1=Someone angry with the bureaucracy must have put that cookie here.

PC17_DART_COOKIE-1=Looks like someone was aiming at a cookie!

PC17_KEYBOARD_COOKIE-1=The policeman must have eaten some cookies recently!


#------ Dialog topics ---------
POLICEMAN_BURGLARY=File a complaint
POLICEMAN_MISSING_TABLET=Missing tablet
POLICEMAN_INSPECTOR_CASSE=Inspector Cassé
POLICEMAN_ICE_CREAM=Ice cream

#------ Dialogs ---------

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES-1=I may not get a second chance!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES-2=...

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-3=Sir?

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-4=Mister!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-5=That photocopier is strictly reserved for police staff!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES-6=...

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-7=Hey, what are you doing? Don't sit on it! You'll break it!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-8=Are you listening?

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES-9=...

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-10=What... What's that horrible thing you copied?!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES-11=Erm...

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-12=You copied your butt?!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES-13=I made a bet with someone! I had to!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES-14=HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! NOW!


#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES_PEED-1=Oh no! Not again!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES_PEED-2=Peeing on the plant wasn't enough for you?!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES_PEED-3=Hey! You're not supposed to remember that!


#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-1=I'm sorry! I'll pay for the photocopies I've made!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-2=OH. MY. GOD.

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-3=You crapped on it?!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-4=Um... That wasn't supposed to happen...

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-5=I thought I'd just fart, but when I let it go, suddenly...

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-6=You're going to jail!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-7=But first, you'll clean up that crap.

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_YES_AFTER-8=Oh, please no! I can't! It's all liquid and it reeks!

PC17_PRINTER_NO-1=To hell with the bet! I can't take the risk.

PC17_PRINTER_OVER-1=I'm not interested in making photocopies anymore...


#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-1=Great idea!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-2=...

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-3=Err, sir? Mister!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-4=That photocopier is strictly reserved for the police.

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-5=Are you listening?

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-6=What the... Are these bank notes?

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-7=Errm...

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-8=You're counterfeiting money? At the police station?!

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-9=N...no! I'm just... making copies for my board game!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-10=Oh, is that so!

#POLICE
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-11=OK, but please stop. This photocopier is only for the staff.

#BJORN
PC17_PRINTER_MONEY1-12=That was close...


#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES-1=...

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-2=Uh?

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-3=Mister? Mister!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES-4=...

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-5=You're not allowed over there!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES-6=...

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-7=Hey, what are you doing?

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES-8=...

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-9=WHAT THE?!

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-10=HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD! NOW!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES-11=Erm...

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-12=I SAID, NOW!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES-13=But I haven't zipped my pants yet!

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-14=Well, do it! Quick! Put it away!

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-15=OH, MY GOD!

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES-16=You totally flooded the plant!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES-17=Err, sorry... Couldn't resist the urge... Couldn't find the toilets...


#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES_CRAPPED-1=Pooping on the printer wasn't enough for you?!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES_CRAPPED-2=Hey, you're not supposed to remember that!


#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_YES_DARTS-1=Not only that, but you tried to kill me with a dart earlier!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_YES_DARTS-2=That was an accident!


#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_PEE_AFTER-1=I can't believe it! We put up that sign on purpose after what happened last time!

#BJORN
PC17_PLANT_PEE_AFTER-2=Oh, someone else did this too? Cool!

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_PEE_AFTER-3=To the jail, then!

#POLICE
PC17_PLANT_PEE_AFTER-4=Come on, move, you pissing pig!



#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-1=Mister? Where are you going?

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-2=Just playing some darts. Is that OK?

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-3=Ah! Usually no, but I'm curious how someone so simple-minded would do.

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-4=Hey! What do you mean "simple-minded?"

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-5=Never mind. Let's see if you're better than Eugene!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-6=A little concentration... Aim... And...

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-7=There!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-8=Whoops. In the wall.

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES1-9=That was your first try! Better luck next time!

PC17_DARTBOARD_NO-1=Nah. They'll watch me, and I can't play well with someone watching!

PC17_DARTBOARD2-1=Let's try that again!


#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-1=This time I won't miss!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-2=What won't you miss? The wall?

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-3=Hardy har har.

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-4=Here we go...

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-5=There!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-6=Not perfect, but on the board this time!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-7=You sure? Look again!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-8=Whoops... Right in the shopping list.

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES2-9=Looks like I hit "Potatoes."

PC17_DARTBOARD3-1=OK, I can feel it this time!


#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-1=You're not giving up, huh?

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-2=Nope! Watch carefully!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-3=Well, at least you can't do any worse.

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-4=Here we go...

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-5=There!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-6=ARGH!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-7=Err... Where's the dart?

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-8=You moron! You almost killed me!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-9=It flew an inch from my face!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-10=No! Really?!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-11=I take that back! You're even WORSE than Eugene!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-12=Oh, well. I'll try again!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-13=No! Stop that, or I'll call the police!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-14=Err, I mean... We'll lock you up!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_YES3-15=Man, you're no fun.


#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_OVER-1=Can I play again?

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_OVER-2=NO!

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_OVER-3=Oh, come on! I'll do better, I promise!

#POLICE
PC17_DARTBOARD_OVER-4=Read my lips. NO. WAY!  READ MY LIPS.

#BJORN
PC17_DARTBOARD_OVER-5=Ah, fiddlesticks.


#POLICE
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1B-1=Mister, don't insist. Eugene has some hearing problems.

#BJORN
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1B-2=What? You mean he can't hear anything I say?

#POLICE
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1B-3=Precisely.

#BJORN
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1B-4=Awesome.

#POLICE
PC17_LEFTPOLICE1B-5=If you've got any questions, ask me!

PC17_LEFTPOLICE2-1=Hello? Anybody home?
PC17_LEFTPOLICE2-2=...
PC17_LEFTPOLICE2-3=Blurgh bla nana pata pata lala tada babi bada?


#POLICE
PC17_LEFTPOLICE2B-1=I doubt gibberish will help either.

#POLICE
PC17_LEFTPOLICE2B-2=But I guess that was worth a try.


#BJORN
PC17_LEFTPOLICE3B-1=...What? I'm dancing right in front of him, and still no reaction?

#POLICE
PC17_LEFTPOLICE3B-2=Well, Eugene has some eyesight problems, too.

#BJORN
PC17_LEFTPOLICE3B-3=You don't say!

#BJORN
PC17_LEFTPOLICE3B-4=But he's playing a video game?

#POLICE
PC17_LEFTPOLICE3B-5=That's not a game, but a special holistic program recommended by his psychologist.

#BJORN
PC17_LEFTPOLICE3B-6=I'm... at a loss for words.



#BJORN
PC17_RECEPTION_LIGHTER-1=Yes, I'd love to be rid of this whole reception area!

#POLICE
PC17_RECEPTION_LIGHTER-2=Err, mister? Please put away your lighter.

#BJORN
PC17_RECEPTION_LIGHTER-3=Oops, sorry! That was only paraphraxis!

#BJORN
PC17_RECEPTION_LIGHTER-4=Maybe I could light your cigarette?

#POLICE
PC17_RECEPTION_LIGHTER-5=Smoke?! In here?!

#BJORN
PC17_RECEPTION_LIGHTER-6=Sorry... Stupid question.


#BJORN
PC17_RECEPTION_OTHERS-1=Erm, may I use this?

#POLICE
PC17_RECEPTION_OTHERS-2=What?! No! Are you crazy?

#BJORN
PC17_RECEPTION_OTHERS-3=What if I answer "yes?"


PC17_LEFTPOLICE_SCISSORS-1=So he can cut out some pictures?
PC17_LEFTPOLICE_SCISSORS-2=But if I give them to him, I won't be able to cut out any pictures myself!...

PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_MONEY-2=...
PC17_CHILDDRAWINGS_MONEY-3=Phew! Still there! I frightened myself.


#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_NEEDKIT-1=Say... I need a fingerprint kit. Do you have one?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_NEEDKIT-2=No, sorry. Only inspectors do. You should ask inspector Cassé!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_NEEDKIT-3=He's not willing to lend me it.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_NEEDKIT-4=Just insist! The inspector always gives up eventually.

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_NEEDKIT-5=That's how I got my job here, you know?

#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_NEEDKIT-6=He said I wasn't qualified! I had to ask him at least ten times until he accepted.

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_NEEDKIT-7=You don't say...



#TOILETHUMOR REPLACEMENT
PC17_PLANTB2-1-TOILET2=Do papers grow on trees?

PC17_POLICE_BURGLARY_FORCED_DOOR-4-TOILET2=You sure? You seem nervous.

PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_GIVE_COCONUT-15-TOILET1=Mmm, delicious!

PC17_POLICE_CHAPTER2_FIRST-9-TOILET1=I had stomachache all night...

PC17_PRINTER_CLEAN1-1=I love the sound of these!
PC17_PRINTER_CLEAN1-2=Unfortunately I have nothing to copy...

PC17_PLANT_CLEAN1-1=Nice plant! I should put one like that in my toilets.


#POLICE
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_COCONUT_CLEAN-1=Thank you again for that ice cream!

#BJORN
PC17_POLICE_ICECREAM_COCONUT_CLEAN-2=Erm... No problem! The pleasure is mine!...


#=EndOfFile
