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#=TOILETS
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#----- Translations --------

#----- Clickers --------
PC_WEIRD_PAPER=Weird paper
PC_INVOICE=Invoice
PC_NAME=Name
PC_ADDRESS=Address
PC_PHONENUMBER=Phone number
PC_OBJECT=Object
PC_BATHROOM=Bathroom
PC_TOILETPAPER=Toilet paper
PC_CLEANINGPRODUCTS=Cleaning products
PC_TOYCARS=Toy cars
PC_TOILETBRUSH=Toilet brush
PC_WATER=Water
PC_TOILET=Toilet
PC_TABLETS=Tablets
PC_TOILETPAPERHOLDER=Toilet paper holder
PC_TRASHBIN=Trash bin


#------ Gameplay ---------
PC_DOAPOO=Use the toilet?
GOT_MONEY=Got some cash!

#------ Interactions dialogs ---------
PC05_TOILETPAPER1-1=Who gives a crap about that?

PC05_TOILETPAPER2-1=What a silly name. Can someone really make a toilet from that?

PC05_TOILETPAPER_LIGHTER-1=Burning toilet paper is like making love. One second of joy, then it's over!

PC05_TOILETPAPER_MONEY-1=I don't clean myself with bank notes.
PC05_TOILETPAPER_MONEY-2=Yet.

PC05_TOILETPAPER_IDCARD-1=I know it's a shitty picture, but really?...

PC05_TOILETPAPER_SCISSORS-1=When I was a little kid, I cut little poos into the toilet paper!
PC05_TOILETPAPER_SCISSORS-2=Now, I'm a grown up. I only do it once a month or so.

PC05_TOILETPAPER_LICK-1=I've never eaten toilet paper! I wonder how this tastes!
PC05_TOILETPAPER_LICK-2=(Eats)
PC05_TOILETPAPER_LICK-3=Mmm... Not like coconut, for sure. More like... paper.

PC05_TOILETPAPER_OTHERS-1=That's a crappy idea.

PC05_CLEANINGPRODUCTS1-1=Some bleach, bathroom gel cleaner, and some candies.

PC05_CLEANINGPRODUCTS2-1=Let's not drink those cleaning products to see if they taste like coconut...

PC05_CLEANINGPRODUCTS2-2=Now I understand why I was sick the other day!

PC05_CLEANINGPRODUCTS_OTHERS-1=It'd be more efficient to drink the cleaning product instead.

PC05_TOYCARS1-1=These are all the cars I managed to save from my childhood.
PC05_TOYCARS1-2=If only I could drive these! I'm sick of walking.

PC05_TOYCARS2-1="Take that, you bloody car!"
PC05_TOYCARS2-2="Hey I'm not bloody! I just happen to be red!"

PC05_TOYCARS_MONEY-1=As a kid, I thought these cost a lot of money.
PC05_TOYCARS_MONEY-2=Now, I know you only have to take out a 20 year loan to get one!

PC05_TOYCARS_OTHERS-1=I'm afraid that won't fit in the car.

PC05_MAGAZINES1-1=I love to read magazines when I'm... doing my thing.

PC05_MAGAZINES2-1=Best to instruct yourself whenever and wherever you can!

PC05_MAGAZINES_MONEY-1=The girls on the cover are virtual, you know?

PC05_MAGAZINES_OTHERS1-1=No way! This is valuable literature.

PC05_MAGAZINES_OTHERS2-1=I prefer to use the toilet paper for that.

PC05_POSTER1-1=This is a reproduction of what happens when I have a gastroenteritis.

PC05_POSTER2-1=Or when I have diarrhea. Yeah, that works too.

PC05_POSTER_LIGHTER-1=I fear a real volcano might erupt.

PC05_POSTER_SCISSORS-1=I'm a superhero! I can cut a volcano in half!

PC05_POSTER_OTHERS-1=That's a picture. A PICTURE.

PC05_CURTAIN1-1=You'd think this curtain hides a lot of interesting doodahs...
PC05_CURTAIN1-2=Actually, it's as empty as my bank account.

PC05_CURTAIN2-1=The spots where it looks like something is hiding are mere optical illusions.

PC05_CURTAIN_SCISSORS-1=I don't think I picked up those scissors for that...

PC05_CURTAIN_OTHERS-1=I'm too tired to even pull the curtain.

PC05_TOILETBRUSH1-1=Oh, it's SO cute!
PC05_TOILETBRUSH1-2=But it reeks. Aren't cats supposed to clean themselves?

PC05_TOILETBRUSH2-1=Gimme your tail, little kitty, so I can wash up crap with it!

PC05_TOILETBRUSH_OTHERS-1=A real kitty would probably appreciate that!
PC05_TOILETBRUSH_OTHERS-2=That one stinks.

PC05_WATER1-1=Some water is leaking from the toilet.
PC05_WATER1-2=Well, I hope that's water.

PC05_WATER2-1=Nothing to be afraid of. There's always been water there!

PC05_WATER_OTHERS-1=I don't like getting wet.
PC05_WATER_OTHERS-2=I mean... getting my belongings wet.
PC05_WATER_OTHERS-3=I mean... oh, forget it.

PC05_TOILET_BEFORE-1=Alright, but I'd like some privacy!

PC05_TOILET_DOIT_DIALOG-1=?! That shouldn't be...
PC05_TOILET_DOIT_DIALOG-2=...
PC05_TOILET_DOIT_DIALOG-3=...over! There you go!

PC05_TOILET_AFTER-1=Aaah. Such a relief!

PC05_TOILET_ALREADY-1=Hey! I can't do it on command!

PC05_TOILET_NO_DIALOG-1=I can hold it a little longer...
PC05_TOILET_NO_DIALOG-2=I hope.

PC05_TOILET_MONEY-1=Does this look like a wishing well?

PC05_TOILET_ICECREAM-1=I never, EVER waste food in the toilet.
PC05_TOILET_ICECREAM-2=Because it tends to clog if I do that.

PC05_TOILET_OTHERS-1=(Glurb, glurb)
PC05_TOILET_OTHERS-2=Mmm... Maybe throwing that into the toilet wasn't such a good idea...
PC05_TOILET_OTHERS-3=There! Got it back! It's a bit wet and it smells, but totally intact!

PC05_TOILET_LICK-1=Let's try it...
PC05_TOILET_LICK-2=(Licks)
PC05_TOILET_LICK-3=What a shame. My toilets don't taste like coconut, only crap and pee.

PC05_TABLETS1-1=Supposedly they're bleach tablets.
PC05_TABLETS1-2=I've never been able to open it, though. Blasted child protection!

PC05_TABLETS2-1=How could any child be so stupid as to eat them anyway?
PC05_TABLETS2-2=It's clearly written on it! "Dangerous, don't swallow!"

PC05_TABLETS_OTHERS-1=I think I need a different kind of tablet. Aspirin.

PC05_TOILETPAPERHOLDER1-1=Thank goodness for whoever invented that!
PC05_TOILETPAPERHOLDER1-2=No more running around the room looking for paper to wipe ourselves!

PC05_TOILETPAPERHOLDER2-1=Best invention ever.

PC05_TOILETPAPERHOLDER_MONEY-1=Yeah! My dream! A toilet paper holder that distributes money!

PC05_TOILETPAPERHOLDER_OTHERS-1=I have such a crappy imagination.

PC05_TRASHBIN1-1=This bin is dedicated to storing every useless paper I read here.

PC05_TRASHBIN2-1=When I'm out of toilet paper, sometimes I use what's inside.

PC05_TRASHBIN_OTHERS-1=I have my personal trash, thank you.
PC05_TRASHBIN_OTHERS-2=I mean... inventory.

PC05_INVOICE1-1=Looks like an invoice.
PC05_INVOICE1-2=I can't remember why it's there, but it doesn't seem very interesting.

PC05_INVOICE2-1=That old invoice again. (yawn)

PC05_INVOICE3-1=Wait... That statue...
PC05_INVOICE3-2=Oh, I remember now!
PC05_INVOICE3-3=This is an invoice for when I bought that weird bird statue!
PC05_INVOICE3-4=Why did that thief steal the tablet from it?

PC05_INVOICE_NAMEBUYER1-1=I bought that statue, so here's my name...

PC05_INVOICE_ADDRESSBUYER1-1=My address. It was hard, but I've managed to learn it by heart!

PC05_INVOICE_PHONENUMBERBUYER1-1=That's my phone number. I've already written it down!

PC05_INVOICE_NAMESELLER1-1=That's the client's name. Or should I say, the seller!

PC05_INVOICE_ADDRESSSELLER1-1="Clermont Ferrand"? Where's that?
PC05_INVOICE_ADDRESSSELLER1-2=Probably some little village lost in countryside...

PC05_INVOICE_OBJECT1-1=Yup, no doubt about it... That's the bird statue.

PC05_INVOICE_PHONENUMBERSELLER1-1=I'll write that number down.
PC05_INVOICE_PHONENUMBERSELLER1-2=Maybe this person can give me a clue about the origin of that statue.

PC05_INVOICE_PHONENUMBERSELLER2-1=Hey alzheimers, I've already written that number down!
PC05_INVOICE_PHONENUMBERSELLER2-2=When I'm done wandering around everywhere, I'll call the guy.

PC05_MAGAZINE_COOKIE-1=Yeah, I often eat cookies while reading magazines in the toilet.

PC05_TRASH_COOKIE-1=Who did that? I'd never waste a good cookie!

PC05_TOILET_COOKIE-1=Oh! A cookie is carved into the toilet!
PC05_TOILET_COOKIE-2=It smells funny, but it has a good color. Into my pocket!


PC05_CAROLINESEARCH_HANDLE-1=Whoops! I hope I didn't flush Caroline down the toilet!

PC05_CAROLINESEARCH_TOILET-1=Yeah, I know she's a little shit... But nope, Caroline isn't in there.

PC05_CAROLINESEARCH_CURTAIN-1=No need to touch it, there's not enough space for Caroline to hide here.

PC05_CAROLINESEARCH_TRASH-1=I was really hoping someone had managed to store Caroline into the trash bin... But no.

PC05_CLEANINGPRODUCTS_LICK-1=Let's not drink those cleaning products to see if they taste like coconut...


PC05_MAGAZINES_SCISSORS-1=I used to cut out pictures of women in magazines at my parents'.
PC05_MAGAZINES_SCISSORS-2=But I'm a grown man, now! I can buy my own magazines!

PC05_STORE_HONEY-1=Even I know better than to store honey in cleaning products. It would give it a bad taste!


#TOILETHUMOR REPLACEMENT

PC05_TOILETPAPER1-1-TOILET1=I don't usually carry toilet paper with me.

PC05_POSTER1-1-TOILET2=I love nature!

PC05_POSTER2-1-TOILET2=Volcanos are amazing! They deserve so much more attention than they get.

PC05_TOILETBRUSH1-2-TOILET2=It always smells good even when I don't clean it. Must be some black magic involved.
PC05_TOILETBRUSH2-1-TOILET2=Real cats are much less useful!

PC05_TOILETBRUSH_OTHERS-2-TOILET2=This one doesn't.

PC05_TOILETPAPERHOLDER1-2-TOILET2=This toilet paper is the main thing that distinguishes us from animals!

PC05_TRASHBIN2-1-TOILET2=Sometimes I write ideas on these papers when I'm on the throne!

PC05_CAROLINESEARCH_TOILET-1=I was hoping she'd be in there. How unfortunate...

PC05_TOILET_CLEAN-1=Nope... I can't do it in front of strangers.


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