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#----- Translations --------

#----- Clickers --------
PC_COBWEB=Cobweb
PC_LIGHTSWITCH=Light switch
PC_BEDSIDELAMP=Bedside lamp
PC_CLOCK=Clock
PC_TOBATHROOM=To the bathroom
PC_RADIATOR=Radiator
PC_LEFTSHOE=Left shoe
PC_LOCKEDCUPBOARDDOOR=Locked door
PC_UNLOCKEDCUPBOARDDOOR=Unlocked door
PC_CUPBOARDDOOR=Cupboard door
PC_STOREROOM=Closet
PC_BEDROOM=Bedroom
PC_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY=Ugly piece of pottery
PC_WITHEREDFLOWER=Withered flower
PC_TVSET=TV
PC_DVD=DVD
PC_GAMECONSOLE=Game console
PC_DVDPLAYER=DVD player
PC_TRASHBAGSTRING=Trash bag string
PC_ARMCHAIR=Armchair
PC_STONEPAINTING=Stone painting
PC_PLAQUESIGN=Plaque
PC_RIGHTSHOE=Right shoe
PC_CAN=Can
PC_GAMEPAD=Gamepad
PC_BROKENVASE=Broken vase

#------ Gameplay ---------
PC_TRYIT=Try it?
PC_TRYIT_YES=Go ahead!
PC_TRYIT_NO=No way!
GOT_MONEY=Got some cash!
GOT_COOKBOOK=Got a cookbook!
GOT_STRING=Got a string!
GOT_DVD=Got a DVD!
GOT_CAN=Got a can!
GOT_FUNFAIR_COINS=Got 20 funfair coins!

#------ Interactions dialogs ---------
PC01_SHOE_LIGHTER-1=Burn my favorite shoe?!
PC01_SHOE_LIGHTER-2=Never!

PC01_RADIATOR_FLASHLIGHT-1=I don't need a flashlight to know this needs a serious cleaning!

PC01_PLAQUESIGN1-1="Piero della francesca"
PC01_PLAQUESIGN1-2=It could mean "Stone of France"...
PC01_PLAQUESIGN1-3=Or maybe "French Fries"?

PC01_RADIATOR_MONEY-1=And risk burning my money ?!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED_IDCARD-1=This is no place to put an ID card!
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED_IDCARD-2=It's much better to leave it in a random pocket of a random jacket.

PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD2-1=Nah. I've had enough cartoon action for today!

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_IDCARD-1=I tried sliding the card but that didn't work...
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_IDCARD-2=Maybe it's just not supposed to open.

PC01_MIRROR_DVD-1=Yeah, maybe I'll let that guy watch this later.

PC01_DVD2-1=Uh, what's that "X" rating on the back?
PC01_DVD2-2=Probably a mistake...

PC01_TOPRIGHTDOOR1-1=There's only a big piece of sheet in there.
PC01_TOPRIGHTDOOR1-2='Sheet' with two 'ees'.

PC01_CLOCK_SMALLKEY-1=Oh, sure! Just give me a few days to find the keyhole on this clock!

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_CAN-1=Erm... Plants don't grow from meat and beans.

PC01_TVSET_IDCARD-1=Maybe if there was a policeman on screen.

PC01_GAMEPAD_CAN-1=No. I won't smash my precious pad with an old can of sausages.

PC01_PAINTING1-1=That painting is AMAZING.
PC01_PAINTING1-2=Seriously, that's the most beautiful painting I've ever seen in my life!
PC01_PAINTING1-3=And I own it!

PC01_TVSET_MONEY-1=That TV cost me an arm and a leg!
PC01_TVSET_MONEY-2=It better works for AT LEAST a century.

PC01_MIRROR_LIGHTER-1=I could try starting that on fire, but would I burn too?...

PC01_COBWEB_MONEY-1=I could put my money here...
PC01_COBWEB_MONEY-2=But the spider isn't going to sell me anything.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_COOKBOOK-1=Err... not sure the book can help here...

PC01_DVD1-1=Oh, I borrowed this DVD from Tom. "Snow White and the Three Little Pigs".
PC01_DVD1-2=I love cartoon movies! Reminds me of my childhood!

PC01_PAINTING2-1=Those vibrant colors...these gorgeous lines... Yeah, it's perfect!

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_LIGHTER-1=I've already tried... That thing refuses to burn!

PC01_TRASHBAG_COOKBOOK-1=To be honest, the book already smells like trash...

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_SCISSORS-1=Nah... The blades are too big to fit.

PC01_POWERSOCKET_IDCARD-1=THIS is flat. The HOLE is round.
PC01_POWERSOCKET_IDCARD-2=Oh, that doesn't fit! How surprising!

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_FLASHLIGHT-1=To see it even better?!

PC01_POWERSOCKET_ICECREAM-1=Yeah, let's marry the power outlet to an ice cream cone, so they can short circuit beautiful children!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED_MONEY-1=Hey, but I need the money! I shouldn't put it back!

PC01_TVSET_DVD-1=Yeah, my TV's all new... But it doesn't read DVDs.
PC01_TVSET_DVD-2=I guess I'll need to use that old DVD player, then... (sigh)

PC01_PAINTING3-1=EVERYONE in the world should have a chance to see it.

PC01_TRASHBAG_SCISSORS-1=The heck! Isn't it spread on the floor enough already?!
PC01_TRASHBAG_SCISSORS-2=I'm not going to rip it open!

PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD1-1=Yes! Let's watch some cartoons! Can't wait!
PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD1-2=... "Sexymax films"? Never heard of that studio.
PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD1-3=Here's Snow White!
PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD1-4=Uh? What's that pig doing?...
PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD1-5=...Hey! Stop it! Don't you hear her screaming?
PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD1-6=(An hour later)
PC01_DVDPLAYER_DVD1-7=Wow! Now that's what I call a modernized remake!

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_CAN-1=I'm afraid they won't blend well.

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_SMALLKEY-1=That flower can't help me with the key...

PC01_COBWEB1-1=Erm... Those are for decoration.
PC01_COBWEB1-2=It... kinda gives a jungle feeling to the room, and...
PC01_COBWEB1-3=Well, OK. That's just a cobweb.

PC01_MIRROR_IDCARD-1=Show me your ID, man!
PC01_MIRROR_IDCARD-2=Alright! Thank you.

PC01_GAMEPAD_ICECREAM-1=Eating ice cream while playing video games... That reminds me of...err, yesterday.

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_STRING-1=No! Artists don't like when you customize their work.

PC01_TVSET1-1=I lost the remote control! So it's stuck on the "Cooking-Fan" channel.
PC01_TVSET1-2=Only cooking programs. (Yawn)

PC01_COBWEB_DESTROY-1=No! This is natural art! I shouldn't destroy it.

PC01_RADIATOR1-1=It works like an old frying pan.
PC01_RADIATOR1-2=I swear! I cooked eggs on it once!

PC01_SHOE_IDCARD-1="You want my ID? Take that!"

PC01_GAMEPAD_STRING-1=There's already a wire... Unfortunately.

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_DVD-1=Reading DVD cases in the middle of the night...
PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_DVD-2=Ah, memories...

PC01_GAMEPAD_LIGHTER-1=This lighter is really helpful for cheating at track & fields videos games!
PC01_GAMEPAD_LIGHTER-2=Yeah, I have creative ways of cheating.

PC01_SHOE_DVD-1=For a second there, I thought I'd shove this DVD into my shoe...
PC01_SHOE_DVD-2=Maybe I'm still drunk.

PC01_TRASHBAG1-1=What the...
PC01_TRASHBAG1-2=Hey! It wasn't like this yesterday!
PC01_TRASHBAG1-3=The burglar must have stepped on it.
PC01_TRASHBAG1-4=Seriously... What kind of thief trips over trash bags?

PC01_POWERSOCKET_MONEY-1=...The rolled up bill fits inside.
PC01_POWERSOCKET_MONEY-2=Now I have powerful money!

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_STRING-1=The flower is beyond repair! Especially using that...

PC01_TRASHBAG2-1=Grmphhh. I'm so annoyed, that I'm gonna leave it there.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_FLASHLIGHT-1=Yeah...if it was an X-ray flashlight...

PC01_RADIATOR2-1=It still kinda smells the rotten eggs.
PC01_RADIATOR2-2=Err, actually no... That's not the radiator.

PC01_COBWEB_DVD-1=No need. The spider can see the TV from there already.

PC01_ARMCHAIR_SMALLKEY-1=Got the key: check.
PC01_ARMCHAIR_SMALLKEY-2=Find the keyhole: failure!

PC01_DOORMAT_SCISSORS-1=No way! I love this doormat!

PC01_COBWEB_ICECREAM-1=No, I don't think the ice cream cone would be more tasty with a spider on it.

PC01_SHOE_FLASHLIGHT-1=...Nothing in the shoe. Weird.

PC01_PLAQUESIGN_MONEY-1=I think the plaque isn't authentic. So it's worthless.

PC01_TVSET2-1=My cooking skills won't improve watching that.
PC01_TVSET2-2=Only my epilepsy.

PC01_RADIATOR_ICECREAM-1=There you go!
PC01_RADIATOR_ICECREAM-2=Now my radiator will cool the room!

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_DVD-1=That thing can't even hold a DVD. How useless!

PC01_RADIATOR_CAN-1=Oh, that wouldn't be the first time I cooked on this radiator.
PC01_RADIATOR_CAN-2=Maybe later!

PC01_SHOE_ICECREAM-1=Yeah, but then wearing them could get slippery.

PC01_CLOCK_IDCARD-1=Mmm...
PC01_CLOCK_IDCARD-2=No, I can't see any slot to insert my ID.

PC01_DVDPLAYER_STRING-1=There's already one in there, actually!
PC01_DVDPLAYER_STRING-2=I fixed the lens of the DVD player with a tiny bit of string once!

PC01_COBWEB2-1=If only I had a wife. Those would disappear like magic!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_FLASHLIGHT-1=Maybe I could hit it with the flashlight...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_FLASHLIGHT-2=Nah. I only scuffed it.

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY2-1=What the...
PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY2-2=That... thing... isn't BROKEN?!
PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY2-3=How is that even possible?! It fell from six feet high!

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY3-1=Not even a scratch...
PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY3-2=Auntie's spirit must be inside protecting it.
PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY3-3=Can't see any other explanation.

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_FLASHLIGHT-1=Adding a lamp to a lamp?
PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_FLASHLIGHT-2=Of course! Why didn't anyone think of that before?!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_SCISSORS-1=With the blade, maybe I can...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_SCISSORS-2=Ouch! Cut myself!

PC01_CLOCK_MONEY-1=This clock's good enough for me! I won't spend money to replace it.

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED1-1=Finally! Some money!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_COOKBOOK-1=The cookbook could be useful, of course...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_COOKBOOK-2=But not for picking locks.

PC01_ARMCHAIR_MONEY-1=I'm not old enough to hide money in my sofa.

PC01_ARMCHAIR2-1=I should have bought something less comfortable...
PC01_ARMCHAIR2-2=Wait, what did I just say?...

PC01_TRASHBAG_FLASHLIGHT-1=Erm... Ok, let's get courageous and examinate this trash bag thoroughly...
PC01_TRASHBAG_FLASHLIGHT-2=A rotten fish... Some yogurt tubs...
PC01_TRASHBAG_FLASHLIGHT-3=Pizza boxes... A hundred used tissues...
PC01_TRASHBAG_FLASHLIGHT-4=Ewww! What just moved ?!
PC01_TRASHBAG_FLASHLIGHT-5=I'd better stop before I get bitten...

PC01_DOORMAT_IDCARD-1=Erm... I don't think this is the right place to store my ID...

PC01_PLAQUESIGN_FLASHLIGHT-1=I can see it well enough already!

PC01_TVRIGHTDRAWER2-1=Should I get rid of these old TV magazines?
PC01_TVRIGHTDRAWER2-2=Nah... It's worth knowing "Titanic" aired on this very day, 5 years ago!

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_IDCARD-1=I should really stop trying every possible combination...

PC01_DOORMAT2-1='Found it at a junk shop. 'Thought it was funny.

PC01_COBWEB_STRING-1=I could hang the string on the cobweb...
PC01_COBWEB_STRING-2=If I had a good reason.

PC01_CAN1-1=What's this?...
PC01_CAN1-2=Looks like a can of food!
PC01_CAN1-3=I should grab it...
PC01_CAN1-4=Ngggggnnnn... It's high... So high...
PC01_CAN1-5=Ah-ah! Not high enough, though!

PC01_POWERSOCKET_CAN-1=I doubt putting a sausage in the socket would improve its efficiency.

PC01_DVDPLAYER1-1=Not only a DVD player, it also reads VHS cassettes!
PC01_DVDPLAYER1-2=How luxurious!

PC01_ARMCHAIR1-1=That armchair looks nice... But actually it's awful.
PC01_ARMCHAIR1-2=After sitting in it for an hour, I can't get out of it!

PC01_CAN2-1="Best before: October 1998"
PC01_CAN2-2=Well, they say it's BEST to eat it before that date, not REQUIRED.
PC01_CAN2-3=Good enough for me!

PC01_TRASHBAG_IDCARD-1=I wish we could just get rid of all this administrative stuff...

PC01_DOORMAT1-1=That's my doorMATE...
PC01_DOORMAT1-2=Yes, I said doorMATE. Because he's my best mate when I come back drunk and...
PC01_DOORMAT1-3=Erm, never mind.

PC01_POWERSOCKET_COOKBOOK-1=There seems to be a size problem...

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_LIGHTER-1=I won't burn my grandma's cupboard!
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_LIGHTER-2=That's the only thing I inherited!

PC01_TVRIGHTDRAWER1-1=There are only magazines in this drawer.
PC01_TVRIGHTDRAWER1-2=More precisely, hundreds of TV channel listings.

PC01_RADIATOR_IDCARD-1=I'm not used to storing personal effects on the radiator.

PC01_CLOCK1-1=My clock works. Like clockwork.
PC01_CLOCK1-2=Or not.

PC01_TRASHBAG_ICECREAM-1=Let's see... Err... No, I haven't eaten coconut recently.

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY1-1=My aunt makes pottery. She gave me this.
PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY1-2=I couldn't bring myself to throw it out.

PC01_POWERSOCKET_SCISSORS-1=I'd need smaller blades. These don't fit.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_ICECREAM-1=To make it more slippery?
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_ICECREAM-2=Why not...
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_ICECREAM-3=...Nope. Still stuck.
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_ICECREAM-4=And my ice cream got a little shorter.

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED2-1=It's empty now. No more moolah. (Sigh)

PC01_CLOCK_LIGHTER-1=I'd never burn anyone's face!
PC01_CLOCK_LIGHTER-2=Besides, it's looking right at me!

PC01_CLOCK_DVD-1=I'm going to make a big revelation here...
PC01_CLOCK_DVD-2=These eyes are FAKE.

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_CAN-1=I know, the can was on the cupboard...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_CAN-2=That doesn't necessarily mean it can open that lock.

PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING_OTHERS-1=What? Even with this, I can't cut it?

PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING_SCISSORS-1=Yeah! Buying those scissors was the best thing I've ever done!

PC01_GAMEPAD_SCISSORS-1=Yeah! Let's make it a wireless gamepad!
PC01_GAMEPAD_SCISSORS-2=I wish things were that simple.

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_LIGHTER-1=I'd rather burn marshmallows than chips...

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_CAN-1=(Bang, bang, bang)
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_CAN-2=Nope. I damaged the drawer, but it's still stuck.

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_SMALLKEY-1=No, I don't think my aunt installed a lock on it...

PC01_GAMEPAD_COOKBOOK-1=To smash all the buttons at once?

PC01_TVSET_SMALLKEY-1=The fools! They haven't invented a TV with a key to switch it on.

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_IDCARD-1=Mmm...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_IDCARD-2=I tried to break the lock with the ID card, but it didn't work.

PC01_GAMECONSOLE_IDCARD-1=I've got an idea!
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_IDCARD-2=What if we could insert our ID cards into a console to play as ourselves?
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_IDCARD-3=Quick, I've gotta patent the idea!

PC01_ARMCHAIR_IDCARD-1=Let's put the card into the armchair and...
PC01_ARMCHAIR_IDCARD-2=Whoops. Something's missing from that plan.

PC01_DVDPLAYER_SMALLKEY-1=Not the right hole.

PC01_TRASHBAG_DVD-1=I can't throw it away! The DVD's not mine.

PC01_COBWEB_FLASHLIGHT-1=Why am I lighting it up? To see the cobweb even better?

PC01_DOORMAT_ICECREAM-1=No, I'm not dropping it on the doormat. I'm not a kid anymore!

PC01_SHOE_COOKBOOK-1=Ngggh...
PC01_SHOE_COOKBOOK-2=Arg... There!
PC01_SHOE_COOKBOOK-3=Now I've got a book in a shoe!
PC01_SHOE_COOKBOOK-4=(Sigh) Now I have to get it back out!

PC01_RADIATOR_COOKBOOK-1=Ngggh... Argh...
PC01_RADIATOR_COOKBOOK-2=No. The book refuses to fit in the radiator.

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_FLASHLIGHT-1=I can see it clearly. It's nearly empty.

PC01_MIRROR_SMALLKEY-1=Any idea what this key opens? No?...
PC01_MIRROR_SMALLKEY-2=Well, that was worth a try.

PC01_DOORMAT_DVD-1=I'd be risking someone stepping on it...
PC01_DOORMAT_DVD-2=And most likely, that someone would be me!

PC01_COBWEB_COOKBOOK-1=Judging from the leftovers... the spider doesn't need cooking lessons.

PC01_SHOE_SCISSORS-1=Oh, sure! A few cuts and it'll be ready for summer!

PC01_RADIATOR_SCISSORS-1=And what if it falls in the radiator, huh?
PC01_RADIATOR_SCISSORS-2=I'd need a new pair of scissors!

PC01_DOORMAT_LIGHTER-1=That'd be too dangerous! Considering all the alcohol it soaked up.

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_MONEY-1=When I'm old and senile, I'll hide my money in leftovers.

PC01_ARMCHAIR_COOKBOOK-1=I'm not the type to read a cookbook...

PC01_COBWEB_CAN-1=Do spiders eat meat and beans?
PC01_COBWEB_CAN-2=Mmm... Probably not. It didn't react when I showed it the can.

PC01_CLOCK_STRING-1=I can fix anything with strings!...
PC01_CLOCK_STRING-2=But... this doesn't need to be fixed, does it?

PC01_GAMEPAD_FLASHLIGHT-1=I've heard of a game using a specific flashlight device...

PC01_DVDPLAYER_IDCARD-1=Is it worth the risk damaging both my card and my DVD player?
PC01_DVDPLAYER_IDCARD-2=Yes!
PC01_DVDPLAYER_IDCARD-3=...It didn't work. Fortunately, the card didn't get stuck.

PC01_POWERSOCKET_FLASHLIGHT-1=That's no rechargeable flashlight!

PC01_GAMEPAD_MONEY-1=Weird! It's the same size as this bill!
PC01_GAMEPAD_MONEY-2=Maybe it's a sign...

PC01_DOORMAT_SMALLKEY-1=Hiding a key under the doormat...
PC01_DOORMAT_SMALLKEY-2=Way too cliché.

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_MONEY-1=When I am rich, I'll own a lamp decorated with money.

PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING1-1=That's the string from the trash bag.
PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING1-2=Mmm... Maybe that could be useful?
PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING1-3=Gnnnn...
PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING1-4=What the? I can't rip it with my hands!
PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING1-5=That'll teach me to buy "extra-strong" trashbags.

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_SCISSORS-1=When I'm old, I'll cut my crisps with scissors to chew them.

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_MONEY-1=Yeah, yeah, I should buy a new one...

PC01_ARMCHAIR_SCISSORS-1=Aren't there enough holes already?

PC01_ARMCHAIR_FLASHLIGHT-1=There's more than enough light.

PC01_RADIATOR_DVD-1=It's not mine, I can't risk letting it get stuck in the radiator.

PC01_PLAQUESIGN_DVD-1=Hey! Didn't they use the same font on the DVD cover?
PC01_PLAQUESIGN_DVD-2=Blatant piracy!

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_CAN-1=Say, why not! Let's pour the can in it, at least it'd finally be of some use!

PC01_MIRROR_ICECREAM-1=Heck no! He doesn't deserve it.

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_DVD-1=I know!... I'm going to...
PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_DVD-2=Err...

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_COOKBOOK-1=Teach a zombie flower to cook? Really?

PC01_TVSET_ICECREAM-1=Don't tempt virtual people. It's bad.

PC01_DVDPLAYER_LIGHTER-1=I prefer to burn discs.

PC01_TRASHBAGSTRING2-1=Nothing doing. I can't cut it with my hands!

PC01_ARMCHAIR_COOKIE-1=Looks like something's in there...
PC01_ARMCHAIR_COOKIE-2=Yes! That's a cookie!

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_IDCARD-1=I doubt the flower is interested in my ID card...

PC01_GAMECONSOLE4-1=I am SO not buying another one.
PC01_GAMECONSOLE4-2=At least, not until "Glad of War 4" is released. Can't wait!

PC01_DVDPLAYER_ICECREAM-1=My DVD player is too old to eat ice cream.

PC01_SHOE_STRING-1=That's a style without laces.

PC01_GAMEPAD_IDCARD-1=This card is really useful for cheating at track & fields video games!
PC01_GAMEPAD_IDCARD-2=That's why it's damaged on one side.

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_LIGHTER-1=To get more light?

PC01_UFO_COOKIE-1=Oh, isn't that...
PC01_UFO_COOKIE-2=It is! That UFO is in fact a cookie!
PC01_UFO_COOKIE-3=Sneaky aliens!

PC01_MIRROR_STRING-1=Wow! Yours is even longer than mine!...

PC01_DVDPLAYER_MONEY-1=Yeah, let's insert some cash and order a cherry cola!

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_IDCARD-1=This is hardly the right place to put my ID card!

PC01_SHOE_CAN-1=I don't eat my shoes. And I don't eat IN my shoes.

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_SCISSORS-1=I don't have the heart to do this...

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_ICECREAM-1=The ice cream would only become even less tasty.

PC01_LIGHTSWITCH_FUN-1=Light! Dark! Light! Dark!
PC01_LIGHTSWITCH_FUN-2=Oh, I could do this ALL day!

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_MONEY-1=Thank god I didn't have to buy that "thing."

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS1-1=Oh! I lost that packet of crisps last month!
PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS1-2=(Crunch, crunch)
PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS1-3=Still good!

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS1-1=I was about to give them this... But the cockroaches are gone.
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS1-2=They probably expected it. Genius creatures!

PC01_TRASHBAG_SMALLKEY-1=Throw the key away? Poor little key!

PC01_MIRROR1-1=Looking good!

PC01_PLAQUESIGN_LICK-1=The plaque...smells like chicken. I'm out of luck.

PC01_PAINTING_OTHERS-1=No way! I can't take the risk of damaging this masterpiece!

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_LIGHTER-1=No... I feel sorry for the little plant.

PC01_RADIATOR_LIGHTER-1=A lighter... On a gas radiator...
PC01_RADIATOR_LIGHTER-2=That looks fun!
PC01_RADIATOR_LIGHTER-3=...
PC01_RADIATOR_LIGHTER-4=?
PC01_RADIATOR_LIGHTER-5=...Nothing happens.
PC01_RADIATOR_LIGHTER-6=So disappointing.

PC01_POWERSOCKET_STRING-1=Oh... The string is only an inch too large to fit.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_SMALLKEY-1=It's not locked! Just stuck.

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER1-1=That plant looks like a zombie. Maybe I should water it more often?

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_LIGHTER-1=Yeah, sure! Let's burn the drawer, and ditch all my equipment around it!

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP1-1=I like to read my comics here.
PC01_BEDSIDELAMP1-2=That's why I needed a lamp. Couldn't put it anywhere else.

PC01_TVSET_CAN-1=True! I saw a commercial for that brand, recently.

PC01_GAMECONSOLE_FLASHLIGHT-1=Mmm... So much dust in the cartridge slot...
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_FLASHLIGHT-2=(Fffffffff)
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_FLASHLIGHT-3=There! Good as new!

PC01_TVSET_LIGHTER-1=Noooo! The TV's all new! Mint condition!

PC01_MIRROR3-1="Take a look at yourself, and then make a change!"

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP2-1=I doubt I can carry it.
PC01_BEDSIDELAMP2-2=Blasted wires!

PC01_CLOCK_FLASHLIGHT-1=I can already see the time pretty well. It's midnight.

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER2-1=Now you're officially dead, zombie-plant!

PC01_CLOCK_SCISSORS-1=This is called "hard plastic" for a reason.

PC01_MIRROR_CAN-1=The man in the mirror doesn't look hungry.

PC01_TVSET_STRING-1=Maybe if there was a cat on screen...

PC01_MIRROR2-1=I should get a hair cut!

PC01_TRASHBAG_LIGHTER-1=Sure thing!

PC01_POWERSOCKET4-1=My mom always told me not to play with it.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_STRING-1=Let's try...
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_STRING-2=Gah! The string is stuck!
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_STRING-3=Nghhh...
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_STRING-4=Ok! Got it back! Pheew!

PC01_POWERSOCKET_LIGHTER-1=The lighter wouldn't fit. And I can't burn anything. Dang!

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS2-1=Here, roach, roach, roach!
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS2-2=That's for you!

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS2-1=Now it's empty...

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_DVD-1=Maybe I should move it, so it can see the TV better?
PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_DVD-2=Oh, silly me! It's dead, anyway.

PC01_GAMEPAD_DVD-1="Either you watch a DVD, or play video games! Not both at the same time!"
PC01_GAMEPAD_DVD-2=According to my mom.

PC01_TRASHBAG_MONEY-1=Whaaaat?! Throwing my hard earned money in the trash?!

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_LICK-1=It's no use. The lamp tastes like...
PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_LICK-2=Plastic.

PC01_CLOCK_COOKBOOK-1=Yes, it has eyes and a mouth...
PC01_CLOCK_COOKBOOK-2=But somehow, I doubt the clock can read this book.

PC01_MIRROR_COOKBOOK-1=AH! As if that guy could read!...

PC01_TRASHBAG_CAN-1=Nah! It might still be edible.

PC01_GAMECONSOLE2-1=Yeah, let's play some "Super Mariu Fart"!

PC01_TOPRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS-1=That piece of sheet is so big that there's no room for anything else!

PC01_COBWEB_SMALLKEY-1=Dang. The cobweb refuses to open.

PC01_DOORMAT_CAN-1=Maybe if I were Asian...
PC01_DOORMAT_CAN-2=But I'm not used eating on the floor.

PC01_SHOE2-1=Ah! There it is. Great.
PC01_SHOE2-2=Not that I'll be wearing them. It's 100 degrees outside!
PC01_SHOE2-3=Farenheit.

PC01_RADIATOR_SMALLKEY-1=The key is too small for the radiator holes.
PC01_RADIATOR_SMALLKEY-2=Guess I need a bigger one, then...

PC01_SHOE_SMALLKEY-1=Uh?
PC01_SHOE_SMALLKEY-2=I was expecting something to happen when I put the key in the shoe.
PC01_SHOE_SMALLKEY-3=Real life is so boring.

PC01_GAMECONSOLE3-1=...
PC01_GAMECONSOLE3-2=You've got to be kidding me.
PC01_GAMECONSOLE3-3=I already replaced it twice! Rubbish console.

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR1-1=That one's totally empty.
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR1-2=Aside from the hundred cockroaches living in there.

PC01_MIRROR_SCISSORS-1=Hey, what are you gonna cut with those scissors...?

PC01_MIRROR_FLASHLIGHT-1=Wow! I'm blind! Stop it!

PC_STONEPAINTING2-1=Now that I think about it... Maybe I should turn it around.
PC_STONEPAINTING2-2=So that people who enter the room can actually see it.

PC01_MIRROR_MONEY-1=Let's try...
PC01_MIRROR_MONEY-2=Hey! The man in the mirror grabbed it from my hands!

PC01_SHOE3-1=Nope. I already have the perfect shoes for this weather.

PC01_ARMCHAIR_ICECREAM-1=Maybe later...

PC01_PAINTING_MONEY-1=This is art! It doesn't have monetary value!

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_ICECREAM-1=How does that taste?...
PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_ICECREAM-2=(Slurp, crunch)
PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_ICECREAM-3=Not bad!

PC01_ARMCHAIR_STRING-1=I'm afraid I might lose the string.

PC01_DOORMAT_MONEY-1=Hide the moolah under the doormat?
PC01_DOORMAT_MONEY-2=After all my effort to find it?!

PC01_CLOCK_CAN-1=Hey, maybe I could add some hair to those sausages!

PC01_DVDPLAYER_FLASHLIGHT-1=Oh!
PC01_DVDPLAYER_FLASHLIGHT-2=Looks like some chips managed to end up inside the player.
PC01_DVDPLAYER_FLASHLIGHT-3=No wonder it made such crunchy noises!

PC01_GAMECONSOLE_STRING-1=I heard a guy repaired his console with a bit of string...
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_STRING-2=That wasn't me.

PC01_DVDPLAYER_SCISSORS-1=I may not be a genius, but I don't see anything to cut here...

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR2-1=Oh... The cockroaches are gone now.
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR2-2=So sad.

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_DVD-1=Yeah, after all, that DVD is magic!
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_DVD-2=...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_DVD-3=Go on, Snow White! Open it for me!
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_DVD-4=...Dang it, you useless princess!

PC01_DVDPLAYER_CAN-1=Does this look like an oven?

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_COOKBOOK-1=Oh no! That doesn't fit!
PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_COOKBOOK-2=Too bad, I could have made it a bundle gift for Sandra.

PC01_TVSET_SCISSORS-1=That reminds me of a horror film... with a tower... and a clock.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_MONEY-1=I know money can unlock doors...
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_MONEY-2=Not drawers, though.

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_STRING-1=Oh, I saw Mac Gyver picking a lock with a string once!
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_STRING-2=Alas, I'm no Mac Gyver...

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER_DVD-1=I could put the DVD in there... IF it was open.

PC_STONEPAINTING1-1=That painting is really something!
PC_STONEPAINTING1-2=There are several interpretations for the pattern, though.
PC_STONEPAINTING1-3=According to ancient aliens theorists, this represents a UFO destroying the earth on Judgement Day.
PC_STONEPAINTING1-4=But some others say the truth is out there.

PC01_UGLYPIECEOFPOTTERY_SCISSORS-1=Don't tempt me...

PC01_BOTTOMLEFTDOOR_OTHERS-1=I don't need to put more useless stuff in here!

PC01_DVDPLAYER_COOKBOOK-1=Cool! The book is the same size as a cassette.
PC01_DVDPLAYER_COOKBOOK-2=I won't insert it, though. I'm fed up with cooking programs.

PC01_GAMECONSOLE1-1=The salesman told me it was the all-new, next-gen, must have console!
PC01_GAMECONSOLE1-2=Somehow I feel cheated.

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR3-1=Oh! So cute! The cockroaches are back!

PC01_GAMEPAD_SMALLKEY-1=Only virtual keys can help.

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_ICECREAM-1=It's probably thirsty, but that's too much sugar for a plant!

PC01_TVSET_COOKBOOK-1=That'd be incredibly redundant!

PC01_SHOE1-1=One of my boots. My favorites for winter, they really keep your feet warm.
PC01_SHOE1-2=I wonder where the other one is...?

PC01_SHOE_MONEY-1=Only old people hide money in their shoes.
PC01_SHOE_MONEY-2=Or was it mattresses?...

PC01_POWERSOCKET_DVD-1=I don't know... Maybe this isn't the right way to watch a DVD.

PC01_PLAQUESIGN_SCISSORS-1=Maybe I could change the letters somehow...
PC01_PLAQUESIGN_SCISSORS-2=Mmm...
PC01_PLAQUESIGN_SCISSORS-3=There! Much better!

PC01_POWERSOCKET3-1=Right. Why would I do that? It's childish.

PC01_POWERSOCKET_SMALLKEY-1=My gosh. Am I confusing this power outlet with a key hole?!
PC01_POWERSOCKET_SMALLKEY-2=Must be still hazy from last night...

PC01_LIGHTSWITCH_OTHERS-1=Leave the lightswitch alone. It's already working perfectly!

PC01_ARMCHAIR_LIGHTER-1=It's true, that armchair is so old and damaged now...
PC01_ARMCHAIR_LIGHTER-2=OK!
PC01_ARMCHAIR_LIGHTER-3=Kids, don't try this at home! Only professionals can do it safely.
PC01_ARMCHAIR_LIGHTER-4=Ah, right. There's the smoke detector going off.
PC01_ARMCHAIR_LIGHTER-5=It'll stop after a while! No problem!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED1-1=Ah, yes, I remember now.
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED1-2=That's the only door with a lock, so I keep some cash in there.
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED1-3=Now the question is... Where's the key?!

PC01_GAMEPAD1-1=I thought game consoles had wireless controllers, nowadays...
PC01_GAMEPAD1-2=So why does mine have a wire?!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED1_GOT-1=What, that's all? 5.75 euros? I thought I had more left...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED1_GOT-2=And me without my credit card. Great.

PC01_TRASHBAG_STRING-1=To throw the trash away?
PC01_TRASHBAG_STRING-2=Later...

PC01_RADIATOR_STRING-1=I could attach it to the radiator...
PC01_RADIATOR_STRING-2=But my mom never taught me how to tie knots.

PC01_POWERSOCKET2-1=Yeah, that's totally an urban legend. And I'm gonna prove it!
PC01_POWERSOCKET2-2=...
PC01_POWERSOCKET2-3=Ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh ngh!!!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_UNLOCKED_OTHERS-1=No, no. I prefer to keep it with me.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER1-1=It's... stuck!
PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER1-2=I can't open it. Weird, there's no lock.

PC01_PLAQUESIGN_IDCARD-1=A plaque... A card... Nope.

PC01_CLOCK_ICECREAM-1=No, clock! You can't have some!
PC01_CLOCK_ICECREAM-2=Not until you're actually useful!

PC01_POWERSOCKET1-1=Well, it's a power socket. Although this makes me think...
PC01_POWERSOCKET1-2=I've always wondered what it really does if you put your fingers in there.

PC01_DOORMAT_TOOBIG-1=Hiding THAT under the doormat?! Isn't it a bit too... BIG?!

PC01_PACKETOFCRISPS_STRING-1=No point trying to save the leftover chips from going stale.

PC01_ARMCHAIR_DVD-1=OK!
PC01_ARMCHAIR_DVD-2=...
PC01_ARMCHAIR_DVD-3=Uh? How come nothing's on screen?
PC01_ARMCHAIR_DVD-4=Oh, right... Maybe I should insert the disk!

PC01_DVD_OTHERS-1=Instead of trying weird combinations, maybe I should...
PC01_DVD_OTHERS-2=I don't know... pick it up?!

PC01_COBWEB_IDCARD-1=Not until the spider show me its ID first.

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_COOKBOOK-1=Who do you take me for? A girl?
PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_COOKBOOK-2=I don't read that kind of literature!

PC01_DOORMAT_STRING-1=No way! The doormat is already full of string. I wouldn't be able to find it again!

PC01_GAMECONSOLE_MONEY-1=Time is money...
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_MONEY-2=So I shouldn't spend time playing stupid games.
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_MONEY-3=...
PC01_GAMECONSOLE_MONEY-4=Hey wait! I was joking!

PC01_COBWEB_COOKIE-1=Well, well! If it isn't a cookie!
PC01_COBWEB_COOKIE-2=That spider thought she could keep it for dinner, uh?
PC01_COBWEB_COOKIE-3=Looks like she's already eaten some of it, though.

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_FLASHLIGHT-1=...Yup. It's dead.

PC01_TVLEFTDRAWER2-1=Nghhh... No, can't open it.

PC01_TVSET_FLASHLIGHT-1=Did you know that this TV screen can generate its own light?
PC01_TVSET_FLASHLIGHT-2=Isn't that wonderful?

PC01_BEDSIDELAMP_SCISSORS-1=Dunno... I'm not good enough to customize it properly.

PC01_GAMEPAD2-1=It doesn't even vibrate! And I love things that vibrate!

PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED2-1=Where the heck is that key, again?
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED2-2=I... think I left it in a dark, messy area...

PC01_BOTTOMLEFTDOOR1-1=My vacuum... iron... cleaning products...
PC01_BOTTOMLEFTDOOR1-2=Useless stuff.

PC01_DOOR_COOKIE-1=Carved here, on the door, is a...
PC01_DOOR_COOKIE-2=Cookie! Yes!

PC01_RADIATOR_LIGHTER-7=...

PC01_SHELF1-1=Better not touch it... The screws aren't very tight.

PC01_SHELF2-1=...
PC01_SHELF2-2=Wow. I should really stop touching it now.

PC01_SHELF3-1=Argh!
PC01_SHELF3-2=And there goes the beautiful pottery Auntie gave me! What a shame!

PC01_SHELF4-1=Pfff... I'll just leave it like this.

PC01_SHELF_BEFORE_OTHERS-1=I'm afraid adding this would only make it collapse.

PC01_SHELF_AFTER_OTHERS-1=Too late!

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_GETCOINS-1=Hey, what's that?...
PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER_GETCOINS-2=A few funfair coins from last year! Cool!

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER2B-1=What a coincidence, the funfair starts tomorrow!

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER2C-1=I'll use them at the funfair today!

PC_STONEPAINTING_OTHERS-1=I would only scratch the surface!

PC01_CARPET_COOKIE-1=Oh, there's a cookie here!
PC01_CARPET_COOKIE-2=Weird, I can't remember the last time I bought cookies...
PC01_CARPET_COOKIE-3=Oh, well!

PC01_CHAPTER2_BEGIN-1=(Yawn) That was a good night!
PC01_CHAPTER2_BEGIN-2=...Man! It's already late!
PC01_CHAPTER2_BEGIN-3=I need to get to my appointment with the inspector.
PC01_CHAPTER2_BEGIN-4=After that, I'll check on Hector...

PC01_CHAPTER2_NEXT-1=Then I could do some fishing with Tom, by the lake...

PC01_CHAPTER2_NEXT2-1=Oh, I almost forgot! The funfair starts today!
PC01_CHAPTER2_NEXT2-2=I'm so excited!

PC01_CHAPTER2_NEXT3-1=Unfortunately... This is where this demo ends!
PC01_CHAPTER2_NEXT3-2=Thank you for playing, hope you enjoyed it! There are more great adventures to come!


PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_BUNCHOFKEYS-1=Mmm... That key doesn't fit... That one doesn't either...
PC01_TOPLEFTDOOR_LOCKED_BUNCHOFKEYS-2=That's weird. The keys I got at Dumoulin's don't work at home!

PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGIN-1=...My stomach hurts... Must be that pinch of soup I ate yesterday...
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGIN-2=And, wow, I had some weird dreams!
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGIN-3=More like nightmares, actually... An archaeologist calling to ask for my help, and to come to Nogo!
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGIN-4=Nogo! Yeah, right. As if that country exists. I've got quite the imagination!
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGIN-5=...Crap. The phone's been picked up. That means... Gulp.
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGIN-6=That wasn't a dream! Oh no...
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGIN-7=Great... I'd better call the airport...

PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGINB-1=Alright, the next flight is at noon.
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGINB-2=What should I do until then? Mmm...
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGINB-3=Maybe I could check on my favorite neighbor!
PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGINB-4=If she's eaten much of that soup, she might be in a hospital right now.

PC01_CAROLINESEARCH_TRASHBAG-1=Caroline is a rubbish girl, but she's not in the bag.

PC01_CAROLINESEARCH_ARMCHAIR-1=I was expecting to see Caroline sitting here with a knife, like in horror films...
PC01_CAROLINESEARCH_ARMCHAIR-2=I'm disappointed.

PC01_CAROLINESEARCH_CUPBOARD1-1=I don't know if she'd fit, but Caroline's not in the wardrobe...

PC01_CAROLINESEARCH_CUPBOARD2-1=No Caroline...

PC01_WITHEREDFLOWER2B-2=I'll put these coins aside for now.


#TOILETHUMOR REPLACEMENT
PC01_TOPRIGHTDOOR1-1-TOILET1=I've kept my favorite pink sheets from childhood in here.
PC01_TOPRIGHTDOOR1-2-TOILET1=Erm... Did I say pink? I meant blue!...

PC01_RADIATOR2-1-TOILET2=Who would think such a small thing could produce so much heat?
PC01_RADIATOR2-2-TOILET2=The beauty of technology!

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR1-1-TOILET2=It's filled to the brim with all the stuff I've picked up in the street. You never know!
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR1-2-TOILET2=But now I can't open it without taking the risk to die a violent death.

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR2-1-TOILET2=No... I really can't open it.
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR2-2-TOILET2=I'm too young and too bright to die like that.

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR3-1-TOILET2=My son will be so happy to inherit all this junk! Now all I need is a son.

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS1-1-TOILET2=No, there's absolutely no room left in here.
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS1-2-TOILET2=Besides I could need it...

PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS2-1-TOILET2=No, there's absolutely no room left in here.
PC01_BOTTOMRIGHTDOOR_OTHERS2-2-TOILET2=Besides I could need it...

PC01_TRASHBAG2-1-TOILET2=I'll throw it out later.

PC01_CHAPTER3_BEGINB-4-TOILET2=I don't mind choking to death if she takes care of me again!

PC01_TRASHBAG1B-1=I'd better clean that up...

PC01_TRASHBAG1C-1=There! Much better.


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